Influencers used to show off their wealth by posting pics of their fancy watches or luxury cars.
Now if you want to project having money, you just have to post a picture of yourself filling the car up at a non supermarket petrol station
#LivingMyBestLife 😂
As a kid, if there were only plain crisps available i would poor them into a bowl and cover them in vinegar. obvs the vinegar doesn’t stick very well so you have to eat them with a spoon. In completely unrelated news i also suffer from tummy problems 😜😂
“How many divisions does the pope have?"
It's an old trope that all insane asylums would have several patients who thought themselves to be either Jesus or Napoleon. Trump thinks he's both!
yesterday spent the afternoon in an english pub drinking pints & eating gorgeous Asianfood then popped into an irish pub before walking home past several Asian shops, middle eastern coffee shops, popped into a syrian supermarket carried on up the hill passing the best Italian restaurant. fantastic ♥️
Nero fiddled while Rome burned
street art by Paloma Rodriguez
love this work by Insta-@palomarodriguez.cl spotted in Barcelona last week ♥️💛
#barcelona #streetart
we have one who visits our local parkin Birmingham UK.
Lola's floating head
tried to use magic eraser to remove the lead from this photograph of Lola but accidentally ended up with this monstrosity 😂
Lulu graffiti spotted in Barcelona
I am a big fan of #streetart but this type of graffiti really makes me want to shout.....
i want that shirt 😜😂♥️
Sunny day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to ........
Oscar looks at home. This is me & our old rescue dog Rocky. Had him for 12 years & he was amazing. Don't get me wrong, we do love the current rescue dog Lola, also pictured, but shes no Rocky, not yet 😜😂💜
I think its in the last chapter of The Art Of War that Sun Tzu states
"just post a threatening tweet, that should sort it"
sounds fantastic ♥️
probably one of the greatest #totp moments 😂♥️
so I had one of these for breakfast, following a night of bumsening. What am I watching tonight #filmsky 📽️
Waiter - Master Musk would like a hamburger!
Chef - A HAMBURGER?
Waiter - A hamburger
Chef- Extra special sauce?
Waiter - (nodding) - Extra special sauce chef, extra special sauce
Saxon sounds like he has all the wit & charm of his father. Oh joy
I do remember a rather splendid ice cream van when I was younger that did a fabulous deal on a cider lolly, a 99 (double flake) & an 1/8th of skunk.
tikka paneer, paneer masala, masala fries, cheese naan ♥️
Home alone tonight & thinking about dinner but decided to be good & cook something, not get a takeaway curry.
Anyway 2 minutes later my nephew phones to say he's ordered a take away, from my favourite curry house, but he's sent it to the last address he used, by mistake, which is mine.
Delicious 😂♥️
Ah Arthur Daley ♥️. Was always a fan of George Cole x
hi @warmovietheatre.com
what's next week's movie please. I would like to watch it tonight in preparation. When the wife's away, the husband watches war movies 🍿📽️🪖
There are only three things certain in life. Death, taxes & James Milner appearances
The year is 2035. It is a sunny spring morning. The adults are tending the fields. The children are fetching the water & feeding the animals. Electricity & the internet but distant memories of a gilded past. James Milner is preparing for his 1000th league appearance. #LIVFC #BHAFC
it's the future
just the lines of hallelujah, where it's rhymed with do you? on a loop featuring every sodding cover by every oh so sincere artist straining to make it sound ingenious when it's just not. That would do it
as a friend & relative i have witnessed too many people go through treatment, & the ones who got through it easiest were the ones who joked & laughed their way through it. Maybe not a skill you'd normally brag about, but you'll be great at this ♥️
amazing photo, as you say proper supermodel vibes. Maybe some clever blueskyer could turn it into a vogue cover for you? @riotgrlerin.bsky.social is good at these things
Really hope this manosphere bollocks of biceps "bitches" & bigotry is going to be reflected on the same way we look back at 1970s mens fashion. As in "what the hell were they thinking?"
in our house he's called BS Sticky Socky