I am also a lover of learning and I also read the encyclopedia for fun. But I was also a hyperlexic kid with undiagnosed neurodivergence, so I also read the dictionary for fun 😂

I used to read Trivial Pursuit cards for fun, so it probably shouldn't come as a surprise that my favorite part of dating ADHD partners almost exclusively is learning about so many different special interests

Love that Netflix queues up ER when you finish The Pitt 😂

I appreciate the sentiment

But also, you are young enough to be my child and you don't have my consent to call me a good girl, which is required

Please keep that in mind

The majority of us who know what we're doing require consent to say something that intimate

So very tired of feeling like doing enough means I finally finished cleaning the kitchen at 1 am on a weeknight with zero appreciation for the work

I'm a very good girl

Can't help thinking I deserve better than this

Just once

Is someone would pet me the way I pet my dog on any given day

Pretty sure it would fix me

For the record...

Painfully aware trauma made me equate physical safety with to love when I was young and stupid and freshly escaped from abuse hell

Haven't wanted him for many years
Know now I never truly did

Just sucks to be reminded I gave 32+ years to someone I never really mattered to

Having Very Big Feelings™️

Future ex about to "propose" to a triad girlfriend

He proposed to me hammered at 4 am while fucking

Chased me for years, I was meh about it

Took 20 yrs to know my bday

Hurts like hell he's planning a big elaborate proposal for her

I was never seen
I never mattered

I'm really only there for kayaking and triathlon groups

I've been leaving other groups and unfriending and muting like crazy

I almost never interact with folks from back home, no clue how he found me

In which I frantically Google a dude who sent a FB friend request and said he was glad he found me, and I only vaguely sorta remember his name and absolutely cannot remember if I ever went on a date with him but maybe I did?

Next step... digging out the HS yearbooks to figure it out

I would absolutely hit on an astrophysicist paleontologist

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Nope. Not one little bit 😂💕

Velociraptors are my favorite

I was born in 1972 and spent a good portion of my childhood wanting to be both an astronaut and a paleontologist because I love science and I love dinosaurs. I don't know how I thought I would do both, I just remember being confident I could figure it out.

Do I see derm wrap on new ink?

Waves in ohai I'm a Midwesterner who sat on the porch with a drink to watch the storm during an active tornado watch, like, an hour ago 😁

In my defense, I do get my ass to the basement when they show up

Holy shit!! That's unethical as fuck!!

We were under a tornado watch while tornadoes hit two places where people I care about live

Both places are so far north tornadoes were never a fucking issue until climate change

Oh HELL NO

Turns out I don't miss not getting a good night text from a Dom on a rock solid daily basis

Because when I did get that, it was all a lie, that man was copy pasting it to half a dozen women he hid from each other

It's pretty great to "only" get one most nights, when he's truly thinking about me

Do we have a hashtag yet for #loons who have fucked while watching #HeatedRivalry?

And do I get bonus points for it being with a bisexual man who's just as into #Hollanov as I am?

When a woman wears your shirt ….it like a conquering Army raising its flag …..

The breakup wasn't about incompatibility, it was about his mental health. Neither of us wanted it, but it was necessary. When he ended it, it was explicitly discussed that at some point, when some things improved, we will probably try again. It's been strictly platonic until now.

Embracing my slut era is turning out to be a lot of fun

To assuage concerns of moots who saw me go through the gut wrenching breakup 3 yrs ago...

Not jumping into anything stupid

We started being mutually flirty several months ago

We're both cautious

I'll only consider it if I maintain my own stable partnership

Our mutual attraction is still 🔥🔥🔥

Soooo tonight while I was carrying out my edging orders for Skydiver Dom I ended up sexting with the ex I still love

And it was fucking fabulous

Too anxious to watch splashdown live but the moment Skydiver told me it happened I hopped on the live feed and have been glued to it for the last 2 hours

My inner wanted to be an astronaut child is so fucking happy

Fantasies that that help you mediate intimacy also help you access intimacy in ways that are tolerable to you.

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