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raptor with banded tail, striped and speckled underside, rufous leggings, and dark head with dark eye, perched on a wooden post and holding a smaller black bird in its beak
Today's Alt #BirdOfTheDay theme is #Eating — any bird with food in its beak.
Merlin, Kansas 2025
#Birds #NaturePhotography #Nature #Wildlife #BirdPhotography #Loons #FlyoverCountry
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dark-headed white-bodied bid with long stout bill and wings outstretched, floating on a pond
Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #WingsOpenNotFlying — any bird with its wings open but not in flight.
Common Loon. aka Great Northern Diver, Kansas 2025
#Birds #NaturePhotography #Nature #Wildlife #BirdPhotography #Loons #FlyoverCountry
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Who ordered their #HeatedRivalry vinyl or CD soundtrack already? This early riser in LA scored! Tell people! #Hollanov #Shilya #Loons
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It’s a shame Connor Storrie couldn’t be nominated for a Canadian Screen Award because he isn’t Canadian. And he can’t be nominated for an US Emmy (nor can the show) because it’s Canadian. Hopefully International Emmys, guild, critics etc. #HeatedRivalry #Hollanov #Shilya #Loons
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Ping Pong is on the bottom of me and Dave is on top of me. They’re both vaginally penetrating me (double vaginal). Our noses are bleeding due to a side effect of sex drive boosting drugs we got high on. I am blindfolded and I also have a purple ball gag in my mouth.
It is 9 months later and I’m giving birth to Dave and Ping Pong’s babies (I’m laying their eggs actually). Dave and Ping Pong are kissing each other and committing twincest while I am masturbating their penises for them as they’re leaking with a lot of pre-cum (because Dave and Ping Pong got quite sexually aroused when they were seeing me in labor and delivering their babies, or laying their eggs). Of course I am also straining in a lot of unbearable Level 9 excruciating pain as I’m pushing their huge eggs out of my vaginal opening, which is why I’m bleeding a little.
Dave and Ping Pong are now having some of the most biggest, powerful, and explosive orgasms of their lives as they’re cumming all over my whole body really hard and so much, that I’m completely covered in lots of their fresh hot semen. I am now in postpartum after laying their eggs. Dave and Ping Pong are panting and moaning really loud as they’re cumming and orgasming very profoundly together. I just knew the birthing process of their eggs was genuinely turning them on. Their newborn eggs have umbilical cords and placentas somehow…
After Dave and Ping Pong’s eggs hatched, their babies were stillborn so they had to be aborted. Dave and Ping Pong are now in Dominatrix suits and they are torturing me together when I am restrained by 2 wrist cuffs with long chains suspended from rectangular ceiling bar/handles. Dave tortured me with a whip and Ping Pong tortured me with melted candle wax. I am also blindfolded alongside having a ball gag (but this time, the ball gag doesn’t have holes in it and it’s lavender colored instead of purple), just like the first image where Dave and Ping Pong were gang-banging me. My legs are restrained by my placentas that Dave and Ping Pong added heavy weights inside of. I have some explicit doodling on my body too, along with some scars, bruises, and burns.
Dave and Ping Pong have really gotten into these types of Naughty kinks with me. I think they must really woo me. #camplazlo #dave #pingpong #loons #nsfw #selfship #selfinsert #sex #gangbang #orgasm #cum #semen #birth #postpartum #egglaying #bsdm #blood #placenta #piss #incontinence #abortion
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Wanna see something but can’t find it anywhere?
Drop me a line and let’s see if we can make your fantasy come to life on film
Wide range of inflas/loons available + leather, suits, sportswear
Rates negotiable and horniness guaranteed 😈
#looner #inflatables #customs #loons
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#MNUFC preview vs. Seattle:
Coming off an awful 6-0 loss at Vancouver, #Loons face a Sounders team that knocked Whitecaps out of CONCACAF Champions League 🔥 United's defense will be under microscope after last weekend 🔬
Plus, other items and a prediction.
www.twincities.com/2026/03/21/l...
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Analysis » A stumbling start to the season crystallizes how #MNUFC is past a peak.
The sale of Tani Oluwaseyi last summer was a crossroads and the exits of Dayne St. Clair, Robin Lod and Eric Ramsay has further changed the complexion of #Loons to start 2026.
www.twincities.com/2026/03/20/m...
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Note: #MNUFC and #MNUFC2 will play the Liberia national team in a friendly match at Allianz Field at 5 p.m., Sunday July 26.
Context: #Loons were going to play Werder Bremen this summer, but the German Bundesliga side pulled out, in part, due to the federal immigration raids in Minnesota.
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Official: #MNUFC has hired Danny Cruz as assistant coach, which @pioneerpress.bsky.social first reported Tuesday. #Loons also hire Tom Soehn as an assistant under Cameron Knowles.
Context: Soehn was head coach at Birmingham Legion, with stints at DC United, New England, Vancouver, Chicago.
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[Andy Greder] News: #MNUFC is expected to hire former Louisville City head coach Danny Cruz to join Cameron Knowles’ staff in Minnesota, sources told @PioneerPress on Tuesday. The USL club just said Cruz was leaving.
Context: Cruz interviewed for #Loons head coaching job before Eric Ramsay was hire
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The image shows a Common Loon pair. One of the loons is sitting on a nest on the shoreline, while the other bird is floating close by. This photo was taken on a large pond in the Adirondacks where I grew up.
For today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme #LandMeetsWater, I offer this #CommonLoon, nesting on the shore of a pond in the #AdirondackMountains of upstate New York. wildadirondacks.org/adirondack-b...
#eastcoastkin #Adirondacks #AdirondackBirds #birding #AdirondackBirding #birds #loons #ECK
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Notebook: James Rodriguez shares early view of #MLS, his #MNUFC debut and initial setback the Colombian had in a #Loons shirt.
Updates on Dominik Fitz, Nico Romero and Momoh Kamara. Plus, United set to hire Danny Cruz as an assistant coach.
www.twincities.com/2026/03/17/j...
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News: #MNUFC is expected to hire former Louisville City head coach Danny Cruz to join Cameron Knowles’ staff in Minnesota, sources told @PioneerPress on Tuesday. The USL club just said Cruz was leaving.
Context: Cruz interviewed for #Loons head coaching job before Eric Ramsay was hired in 2024.
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SICKLY AFTER SIX.
#MNUFC gave up a half dozen goals in a shocking 6-0 blowout loss to Vancouver on Sunday. It was the #Loons most lop-sided defeat in 10 years of #MLS play.
Game story:
www.twincities.com/2026/03/15/l...
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Record-Tying Awfulness. #MNUFC
Based on quick research, four goals #Loons allowed to Vancouver in opening 45 minutes equal most Minnesota has allowed in a first half since a 5-2 defeat to New England in March 2017.
Minnesota set then-#MLS record for most goals allowed that expansion season.
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Notes on #MNUFC team news: After defensive breakdowns in 3-1 loss at Nashville, #Loons lineup graphic shows 5-4-1 formation at Vancouver. Devin Padelford, Morris Duggan, Carlos Harvey, Jefferson Diaz, Kyle Duncan. Michael Boxall (adductor) is out; Nico Romero appears to be buried on depth chart.
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Notes on #MNUFC team news: James Rodriguez among subs for #Loons at Vancouver on Sunday; Kyle Duncan to make first start for United; Carlos Harvey steps in for first start of season; Bongi Hlongwane to bench after 3 games without a shot; Devin Padelford keeps a spot; Anthony Markanich a reserve.
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Update: #MNUFC captain/center back Michael Boxall (adductor) is OUT vs. Vancouver on Sunday, head coach Cameron Knowles said Saturday.
Context: #Loons have had an open competition at CB, which they consider a deep position on roster. It's to be determined who starts there vs. Whitecaps.
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#MNUFC preview vs. Vancouver:
#Loons defense could have a lot of moving pieces in trip to British Columbia ♻️ Star matchup #MLS is promoting: Thomas Muller vs. James Rodriguez ⭐️ Bongi Hlongwane has been MIA in United attack ❓
Plus, a match prediction:
www.twincities.com/2026/03/14/l...
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Next on the fanart gauntlet - I know this isn't a 90s anime, but sometimes you get the opportunity to draw something and you take it. I'd seen a LOT of Hocky RPF on Ao3 before this got made, so wasn''t surprised Heated Rivalry took off the way it did.
#fanart #heatedrivalry #hockey fanart #loons
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Follow-up: It looks doubtful Alberth Elis will sign with #MNUFC, the @pioneerpress.bsky.social has heard. The Honduran forward was not spotted at #Loons' training session on Tuesday, and there were indications Thursday the trial period didn't gain much traction over the last few weeks.
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View: Credit to Nectar Triantis for being willing to talk a little bit about the passing of his mother, Poppy. The #MNUFC midfielder is more private, but he agreed to go there briefly with me. It helps #Loons fans learn about him and gives them another reason to root for him.
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Loon with open wings .
#BirdOfTheDay #OpenWingsNotFlying #Birds #Loons 🪶
Just hangin around in the middle of the lake .
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random thought: the #Loons’ midfield pairing of (Nectar) Triantis and (Wil) Trapp could be called “TnT.”
are they dynamite?
(I’ll see myself out.)
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Update: James Rodriguez was a full participant in #MNUFC outdoor training session on Tuesday in brisk Blaine; Michael Boxall (adductor) remained out after missing Nashville match Saturday; Mauricio Gonzalez trained for the first time with #Loons and had two goals in 7v7 games.
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Recap: #MNUFC defensive issues were glaring in 3-1 loss at Nashville. Nectar Triantis’ long-range goal was lone bright spot for #Loons.
www.twincities.com/2026/03/08/l...
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