On this day in 2012 Kazuchika Okada won the IWGP Heavyweight Championship for the first time, defeated Hiroshi Tanahashi at The New Beginning.
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If Kazuchika Okada was in a room with Hitler, Stalin and Gedo, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Gedo twice.

Kazuchika Okada’s hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.

Kazuchika Okada can bring a knife to a gunfight. And win.

Kazuchika Okada plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

When Kazuchika Okada was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

When God said, “let there be light”, Kazuchika Okada said, “say ‘please'”.

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said “Now I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds”, He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Kazuchika Okada halloween costume he was wearing.

Kazuchika Okada won a Boggle contest. The Rainmaker played a 20 letter word.

When you play Monopoly with Kazuchika Okada, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Kazuchika Okada so he can scare the shit out of them.

While urinating, Kazuchika Okada is easily capable of welding titanium.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Kazuchika Okada is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Kazuchika Okada will find you and kill you.

Kazuchika Okada once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

Kazuchika Okada is older than The Outrunners.

Kazuchika Okada never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of respect.

Kazuchika Okada counted to infinity – twice.

Kazuchika Okada can and will, touch MC Hammer.

Kazuchika Okada can write DVDs on floppy drive.

Kazuchika Okada can slam revolving doors.

Kazuchika Okada can sneeze with his eyes open.

Kazuchika Okada can speak braille.

Kazuchika Okada can taste lies.

Kazuchika Okada can use TikTok in America.

When Kazuchika Okada was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it was 10:35, he dropkicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.

Whoever said “only the good die young” was probably in Kazuchika Okada’s kindergarten class.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Kazuchika Okada dropkicked one of the corners off.

Kazuchika Okada let the dogs out.

Kazuchika Okada is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle — you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will hit you with the Rainmaker lariat.