Defense Atty: "Does [the allegation that Afroman slept with your wife] paint you in a false light?"
Cop: "Yes, that my wife is cheating on me with Mr. Foreman"
Defense Atty: "But we all know that's not true, correct?"
Cop, shaking his head: "I don't know..." *flips palms upwards in doubt*
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Anyone else following the Afroman vs. Adams County (OH) Sheriff Dept beef/trial? These 20 minute diss tracks are unbelievable...
Doing some media analysis
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They mostly don't do on-the-job skills training anymore, but they do have "sensitivity training". This puts me in a relatively bad spot as a jobseeker who brings a lot of sensitivity to the table, but has no skills.
Been watching my roommate play the high-definition FFVII port for the PSN Store, truly blown away by what a difference scanlines make!
Just walked to the temple of Moloch a few blocks down the street to try and make a blood sacrifice, but the priestess on duty told me they weren't taking any more new donors today... x_x
R. Dorothy wayneright, but she's a bunny!!💖✨ :3
#BigO #anime #art #fanart #theBigO #digitalart #dorothy #rogersmith
interviewer: are you familiar with calculus?
me: on some level, everyone implicitly understands that rates of change, themselves, have rates of change. have you ever compared two curving baseball pitches? have you ever read a putting surface?
bro they had to be up way past their bed time when they made this 😂
arcueid brunestud big sandwich #tsukihime
leaves
SOMETHING TA REMEMBER, FRIENDS—YOUS HAVE ONLY ONE PAIR OF HANDS.
ONE PAIR OF HANDS NO CAN FIX EVREETHING. BUT CAN HOLD SOMEONE WHO CRYING! CAN BUILD ONE HOUSE! CAN PLANT ONE GARDEN! CAN MAKE ONE DIFFRENCE!
WURLD NO NEED YOUS TA BE SUPERHERO WITH THOUSAND HANDS. JUST TA USE DA ONES YOUS GOTS.
THE BAD NEWS: IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU TO HAVE A PERFECTLY COMPREHENSIBLE LIFE.
THE GOOD NEWS: NOW YOU CAN BE BEAUTIFUL.
BTO - "Taking Care of Business" has gotta be one of the all-time top 20 songs of classic rock FM radio. Like, how is this not a JJBA stand?
The greatest cat in world looking through stair handrail.
Decisive game 5 of the playoff series tied in the 8th? That's the Mariners, alright :)
"The Seattle Mariners have a first-round bye." What a sentence!
I honestly always thought I hated mustard until I heard all those rappers endorsing Grey Poupon and tried stone-ground mustard on a lark.
Turns out, I absolutely love mustard, but I just don't care for the smooth yellow squeeze bottle stuff. Thanks, Jim Jones!
I'm White and I have not seen all of The Office. We exist. Share if you're #White and #HaveNotWatchedAllOfTheOffice
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#theapothecarydiaries
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-FAIL! Your REST stat is not high enough to use EXPERT BED.
-FAIL!
-FAIL!
-SUCCESS! You rested 8 Hours on WET LOG.
-LEVEL UP!
Is it still considered problematic for men to read Infinite Jest? I want to read something funny that isn't heavily scifi/fantasy, so I'm curious about it, but I know some years ago there was a protracted discourse where men who read IJ were sharply criticized.
