You never truly understand how squeaky your floors are until the baby naps #maternity

I'm telling my children this red map is how we achieved a 32 county socialist Ireland.

#StormÉowyn

One day I'll be able to ask my newborn why she was screaming 5 minutes after being fed, changed and smiling, that one night when she turned 12 weeks.... I NEED to know

First night in 11 weeks when both children are in bed at a decent hour. It may not last but there is light at the end of the the tunnel. #winningatparenting #metime

'Sleep when the baby sleeps' is NOT a thing. Don't fall for it people. It's just amazing marketing but there is no return option 😅

4yo: mama, were all the 'peoples' kids?
Me: yes, everyone was a child at some point
4yo: but if everyone was a kid who were the parents?

My 'kid' worried nobody was around to enforce the rules 😅

Google has my husband designated as the 'family manager'. Who is gonna tell'em? #genderroles

4yo has a huge dilemma tonight: he NEEDS to be 5 so he can have a party but won't eat his veggies ... because he wants to be a kid forever. #notafanofveggies #sneakytoddler

Hear me out: Postpartum rage, WMD?? #mentalhealth #Postpartum #babyblues

If any parents out there are thinking about baby number 2 and need to hear this. Your love doesn't split in half- It doubles in size. When I had baby on my chest it was like a movie scene where I could feel my heart grow bigger. #momof2 #babyno2

Son discovered the Frozen book exists 😲 🫨 🫢
Welcome to the next 238763 days of our life. We survived the Baby Shark times, we can survive this too. #send help #toddlerbookworm

4yo wrote a short story when he was 3:

Once upon a time, there was a dog. And the dog said to the cat: 'WTF, cat?? WTF?!?!'
#toddlermom #shortstories

4yo found my postnatal vitamins.
4yo: mama, why are you taking these? Didn't we already have a baby?
Me: I'm taking those because I need them.
4yo: are you taking these cause you want to have ANOTHER baby?

Told his dad later he's having a baby brother, since he already has a sister 😨
#parenthood

I've been persuaded to join Blue-sky. I shall use it to document parenthood, because journaling is old school now.