Just had an argument with teenage son, highlights include being called “the most performative wanker in the world”, his partying shot was “you’ll be starting a fucking Substack next.”
Oh, how I laughed.
Just texting him details.
#winningatparenting
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My son was very happy about going with his dad to see Tori.. told me this was something he would love doing with me! 😁 #WinningAtParenting
If only all toddlers were like that.
Very cute and just kid, btw.
#winningatparenting
I made the mistake of telling my boy, who was 5 at the time, to sit perfectly still whilst a wasp was crawling up his arm and that he'd be fine.
The fucker stung him twice .
12 years on and hasnt forgiven me yet. #winningatparenting
Couple in front of me have their teenage kids with them #WinningAtParenting
First night in 11 weeks when both children are in bed at a decent hour. It may not last but there is light at the end of the the tunnel. #winningatparenting #metime
New level of sibling rivalry unlocked between the 3 year old twins. Mum , Jacobs looking at me (this is Aiden whilst having a full blown meltdown over me putting ketchup on his dinner in the wrong way) 🙃 #winningatparenting #threeanger #twins
6:30am wake up on a Saturday!!! THAT’S A LIE-IN PEOPLE!!!!! #winningatparenting
Me: It’s cold and rainy this morning. Do you need me to drive to school?/ 6yo: No! We’ll put on our raincoats and walk. It’s better for the environment! #winningatparenting
Got my hair all cut off
Got new glasses
Got new sunglasses
My daughter doesn't recognize me
#winningatparenting
My 14-month-old just got down on her hands and knees and started licking water out of the dog bowl. #winningatparenting
