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Posts by Geek With A Book

Dear people making art depicting strong warrior women: FUCK YOUR INEFFECTIVE BOOB ARMOR THAT WILL KILL HER FASTER ON THE BATTLEFIELD.

Thank you.

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Purple Rain. ๐Ÿ’œ

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A meme that says in black on white text "Direct descendants of the Battle of Waterloo's opposing generals, Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington, are now working as rival traders in London"

The images below the text are of two strikingly handsome gentlemen attending separate public events in well-tailored suits with their famous ancestors in the lower right hand corner of their respective photos.

A meme that says in black on white text "Direct descendants of the Battle of Waterloo's opposing generals, Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington, are now working as rival traders in London" The images below the text are of two strikingly handsome gentlemen attending separate public events in well-tailored suits with their famous ancestors in the lower right hand corner of their respective photos.

The new #HeatedRivalry just dropped. #TradeSecrets #StocksAndBrokers #LoveIsABattlefield

1 month ago 1 1 0 0

Picture it: Indiana in the 1980s...

I am younger than the rest of you, but I will be Sophia.

1 month ago 2 0 2 0

Good luck! My thoughts are with you. ๐Ÿ’œ

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

They tear gassed a car with six kids in it, the youngest of which was six months old. The kids weren't white enough, though, so people in other states aren't angry enough yet.

#FuckICE

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

You're okay. It's mostly other people.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

I also hate Lego now. I cringe whenever I get tagged in yet another Lego post. My ex decided to spend $16k on buying someone else's collection over other far more important priorities without consulting me. Fuck him and fuck Lego.

3 months ago 2 0 1 0

I divorced in 2013. At that time, my ex-husband and I had a rider on the homeowner's insurance for the Lego collection valued at $125,000. I am sure his collection has only grown since then. It hasn't been a kid's toy for a long time.

3 months ago 2 0 1 0
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Stunning as always!

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

My social media posting presence is spotty because my ADHD makes me forget things exist. Sorry for the lack of consistency, but I have imaginary things to stress over. #Neurodivergent #WTAFBrain

3 months ago 3 0 0 0

It even works if you give Dobby a bra and HRT. #FuckJKR

3 months ago 2 0 1 0

Why are Doms afraid of experienced submissives? Why are they also afraid of suspending a submissive over 120 pounds? #kink #BDSM #WTAF

4 months ago 4 0 1 0

Too many fun mobile games are getting bloated with stupid crap. I am deleting any game that has recently introduced card packs as a prize for anything. Fuck your stupid money grabs, #Zynga. You suck and you ruin things.

4 months ago 3 0 0 0

Goddamnit Josh Brolin

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Johnathan Bailey, the sexiest man alive in 2025, in his costume from Wicked: For Good. His short hair looks like bedhead and is made of straw. His skin looks like burlap and he is wearing a green military-style coat with all of the gold details turned to straw. His jawline alone makes everyone question why scarecrows were scary in the first place.

Johnathan Bailey, the sexiest man alive in 2025, in his costume from Wicked: For Good. His short hair looks like bedhead and is made of straw. His skin looks like burlap and he is wearing a green military-style coat with all of the gold details turned to straw. His jawline alone makes everyone question why scarecrows were scary in the first place.

Johnathan Bailey as Fiero is the only straw man argument I will accept.

4 months ago 4 0 0 0
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Being smart doesn't help you all the time. Sometimes it's just a larger vocabulary to be confused about life in and it has to be enough.

#ADHD #Autism #Gifted

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

FUCK GAVIN NEWSOM AND HIS ANTI-TRANS BULLSHIT. We don't throw anyone under the bus, got it? Get a better candidate.

#GavinNewsom #Trans #TransRightsAreHumanRights #TransLiberationNow

5 months ago 2 0 0 0

Spider Robinson is on that list for me. "Never meet your heroes" doesn't apply to him.

5 months ago 4 1 0 0
A page from a cookbook with the word "daikufu" circled in red because it should be "daifuku." the recipe text has been blacked out to protect copyrighted material.

A page from a cookbook with the word "daikufu" circled in red because it should be "daifuku." the recipe text has been blacked out to protect copyrighted material.

A page of a cookbook with the word "daifuku" circled in green and "daikufu" circled in red. Daifuku is the correct spelling. The recipe text has been blacked out to protect copyrighted material.

A page of a cookbook with the word "daifuku" circled in green and "daikufu" circled in red. Daifuku is the correct spelling. The recipe text has been blacked out to protect copyrighted material.

Everyone should support Makiko Itoh's patreon and buy her book, Real Japanese Cooking. I have been cooking and learning a lot. My proofreader heart even found spelling mistakes! Pics and links below. #MakikoItoh #RealJapaneseCooking

www.patreon.com/makiwi

www.booksamillion.com/p/Real-Japan...

5 months ago 2 0 0 0

I do remember, and so does my Second Life inventory from when I was doing a lot of home decor. (I had ideas, AuDHD, and a body in chronic pain. Normal decorating was beyond my abilities, but virtual decorating was an outlet.)

But no, people aren't still doing that.

5 months ago 10 0 0 0

Dear Universe: Please send my bestie an athletic Dom actually worth her fucking time to obsess over who will fall in love with her right back. These dusty idiots who pursue her for months only to leave after the first date or have partners who sabotage things are getting fucking tiring.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

The US Government is purposely starving the population to "own the libs" and it will kill people. Crime rates will skyrocket because people are starving.

We are not out in the streets enough. There are more of us than them. Eat the fucking rich, starting with the president.

5 months ago 1 0 1 0

Love is not complaining about letting your husband take the window seat and then watching as he leaves the shade down the entire time. At least, not to his face.

5 months ago 2 0 0 0

There are more of us than ICE agents in every city. All we need to do is #swarm.

5 months ago 3 0 0 0
A comic about ghosts.
Ghost 1: So she's a French ghost that watches anima
Ghost 2: Oh yeah?
Ghost 1: So I guess that makes her
Ghost 2: Oh my god. Don't you fucking dare.
Ghost 1: A Oui-A-Boo!

A comic about ghosts. Ghost 1: So she's a French ghost that watches anima Ghost 2: Oh yeah? Ghost 1: So I guess that makes her Ghost 2: Oh my god. Don't you fucking dare. Ghost 1: A Oui-A-Boo!

An oldie, but a goodie. #ghosts #puns #anime #Halloween

6 months ago 5 0 0 0
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Whyyyy? Why are the Dommy men of the Chicago area such morons?

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

Dear Dommy men of Chicago: Get your fucking shit together. I have never seen a sorrier sack of worthless assholes let their city get taken over by consent violators. Do better. Fuck ICE.

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

I was told today that I should "keep my husband well fed." Is he in a terrarium? A cage? If my husband doesn't choose me every day, I don't want him. I'm not his therapist or zookeeper. Anyone who thinks my husband needs me to keep him in anything hasn't grown up yet.

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