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chat we are so back! second time my account got randomly suspended but we are baaaackkkkk. thank god. i almost had to keep my thoughts to myself!

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just a heads up to everyone: my boyfriend and i’s halloween couples costume this year will be Grace and Rocky from #ProjectHailMary. Place your votes on who is going as who!

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my poor kitten has had the WORST week in his 4 months. a vet visit AND a bath??? he doesn’t deserve this level of stress in his life

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at a Norah O'Donnell book event. the wedding stacks on the fingers of the women in this room could fund a small nation.
#norahodonnell #bookevent #observingpeople

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i think the most unexpected change since getting a cat has been me unironically calling my boyfriend “daddy” when talking about him to my kitten (because he is that feline’s father)

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our household hierarchy of needs is my boyfriend spoils and takes care of me, i in turn handle caring for and spoiling our kitty, and the kitty heals us both with it’s mere presence. i think it’s a pretty solid deal

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it’s official, i’m now living in a house with three other men — but one of them is my cat, so he gets a pass.

#cat #roommates #testosterone

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the amount of cheers from the crowd at the super bowl after green day’s “fuck america” lyric is really comforting

#superbowlLX #greenday

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i found god

at the bottom of my chipotle bowl

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im not saying my relationship is perfect, but my partner just hand fed me freshly toasted sourdough bread with butter while i was in the shower so…

(yeah i am saying it’s pretty dang perfect)

#thelittlethings #feelingloved #partnership

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i find it quite hilarious that one of the most common advertisements on the pokemon sit is the “am i gay test”

#gaytest #pokémon #funny

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random thought: just realized my children won’t grow up having to tell the hostess when we go out to eat that we want to sit in the “non smoking section.”

a good development to be sure

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giving the “best boyfriend” award to my handsome, considerate man who (in preparation for me coming home exhausted from a weekend conference at a freezing camp site) had pjs, my bed ready, water on the nightstand, and asmr on the tv…

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20 banker boxes stuffed to the brim and i still haven’t packed all the books i own (i don’t have any more boxes)

#books #homelibrary #movingishard

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daily reminder that i do not need all of the furniture i want when i move into my house. in fact, it will be easier to move with less furniture and nice to slowly get the perfect pieces.

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why is episode 1 of percy jackson full of shots meant for screenshots and tiktok edits? quit aura farming and proceed with the plot omg 😭

#percyjackson

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my first writing-the-date blunder of the year was NOT in fact writing 2025 accidentally, but writing 2006.

how i yearn to be 4, i suppose!

#Y2K #newyear #whoopsie

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whoever was in the #airbnb before us forgot to log out and it’s pretty much all #heatedrivalry … girl same lol

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#MartySupreme got so torturous to watch i had to start googling cat images to counter balance act 3

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about to end 2025 with 32 chipotle orders

#idonthaveaproblem

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everyone in the audience when neytiri said “i hate every small pink hand”

#avatar #fireandash

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keeps your friends close and your friends with trucks closer

#movingsoon

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i’ll be giggling at my phone and my boyfriend will go “are those your little gay boys again?”

and i don’t know if it’s in reference to heated rivalry or dan and phil but the answer is always yes.

#gay #heatedrivalry #danandphil

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playing flip 7 with my in laws and my boyfriend’s dad (in reference to 9/11) said “that happened in 2011”… he does not watch Smosh… just naturally ended up referencing Angela i guess. no one understands why i laughed.

#smosh #angela #flip7

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World Basketball Day and Jayson Tatum
World Basketball Day and Jayson Tatum YouTube video by Mac N D

THE Barrett Wagner joins the pod to chat upcoming World Basketball Day on 12/21 PLUS some news on Jayson Tatum! @olbawa.bsky.social

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