chat we are so back! second time my account got randomly suspended but we are baaaackkkkk. thank god. i almost had to keep my thoughts to myself!
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just a heads up to everyone: my boyfriend and i’s halloween couples costume this year will be Grace and Rocky from #ProjectHailMary. Place your votes on who is going as who!
my poor kitten has had the WORST week in his 4 months. a vet visit AND a bath??? he doesn’t deserve this level of stress in his life
at a Norah O'Donnell book event. the wedding stacks on the fingers of the women in this room could fund a small nation.
#norahodonnell #bookevent #observingpeople
i think the most unexpected change since getting a cat has been me unironically calling my boyfriend “daddy” when talking about him to my kitten (because he is that feline’s father)
our household hierarchy of needs is my boyfriend spoils and takes care of me, i in turn handle caring for and spoiling our kitty, and the kitty heals us both with it’s mere presence. i think it’s a pretty solid deal
it’s official, i’m now living in a house with three other men — but one of them is my cat, so he gets a pass.
#cat #roommates #testosterone
the amount of cheers from the crowd at the super bowl after green day’s “fuck america” lyric is really comforting
#superbowlLX #greenday
i found god
at the bottom of my chipotle bowl
im not saying my relationship is perfect, but my partner just hand fed me freshly toasted sourdough bread with butter while i was in the shower so…
(yeah i am saying it’s pretty dang perfect)
#thelittlethings #feelingloved #partnership
i find it quite hilarious that one of the most common advertisements on the pokemon sit is the “am i gay test”
#gaytest #pokémon #funny
random thought: just realized my children won’t grow up having to tell the hostess when we go out to eat that we want to sit in the “non smoking section.”
a good development to be sure
giving the “best boyfriend” award to my handsome, considerate man who (in preparation for me coming home exhausted from a weekend conference at a freezing camp site) had pjs, my bed ready, water on the nightstand, and asmr on the tv…
20 banker boxes stuffed to the brim and i still haven’t packed all the books i own (i don’t have any more boxes)
#books #homelibrary #movingishard
daily reminder that i do not need all of the furniture i want when i move into my house. in fact, it will be easier to move with less furniture and nice to slowly get the perfect pieces.
why is episode 1 of percy jackson full of shots meant for screenshots and tiktok edits? quit aura farming and proceed with the plot omg 😭
#percyjackson
my first writing-the-date blunder of the year was NOT in fact writing 2025 accidentally, but writing 2006.
how i yearn to be 4, i suppose!
#Y2K #newyear #whoopsie
whoever was in the #airbnb before us forgot to log out and it’s pretty much all #heatedrivalry … girl same lol
#MartySupreme got so torturous to watch i had to start googling cat images to counter balance act 3
about to end 2025 with 32 chipotle orders
#idonthaveaproblem
everyone in the audience when neytiri said “i hate every small pink hand”
#avatar #fireandash
keeps your friends close and your friends with trucks closer
#movingsoon
i’ll be giggling at my phone and my boyfriend will go “are those your little gay boys again?”
and i don’t know if it’s in reference to heated rivalry or dan and phil but the answer is always yes.
#gay #heatedrivalry #danandphil
playing flip 7 with my in laws and my boyfriend’s dad (in reference to 9/11) said “that happened in 2011”… he does not watch Smosh… just naturally ended up referencing Angela i guess. no one understands why i laughed.
#smosh #angela #flip7
THE Barrett Wagner joins the pod to chat upcoming World Basketball Day on 12/21 PLUS some news on Jayson Tatum! @olbawa.bsky.social
youtu.be/eq7gMwDh_Ic?...