And extend said rail network from north to south and as well as freight include daily passenger services to get tourists and locals off the roads. But we need reliable ferries to bridge the strait. Ha.
This is the laugh we needed.
In today’s NZ Herald
Amanda actually looks like she’s enjoying it and Chris is just sad.
He went & dissed “bottom feeding” folk Like hardship was some kind of fuckin' joke Then stared as if the backlash Was all just staged stunt smoke And right on cue, the pundits came Chanting their protective claim: “The public just needs to get to know him!” Like a ritual they’d memorised in a cult So bye‑bye to another Luxon misfire From the Te Puke/Hawaii fib to the Parliament quagmire And the media rose up like a cultic choir: “Once the public gets to know him, he’ll poll higher… Once the public gets to know him, he’ll poll higher.”🎶🎵
With apologies to Don McLean
#NZPol
A long, long time ago; well, not that long, we all know
Luxon tried to sound profound n' wise
But e'ery time he grabbed a mic
He’d drop a line that didn’t quite
Make the trip from brain to public eyes
I’m actually really fucking angry.
I’ve had fuck-all sleep.
We have a government that clearly does not give a flying shit about what happens to any of us, & steadfastly refuse to acknowledge the damage climate change is wreaking on us just to pay their donors. The self-serving pack of wankers 🤬
Anyone remember poozling?
Don’t get me started on random fireworks and barking dogs in Freemans Bay.
Some of them are stupid dirt bikes too I think. So arrogant.
Xtra stupid on Fridays racing round and round the inner city.
Ancient but still naughty 🤩
Born Invercargill 1954
Cotton duvet cover bought 15 years ago in IKEA Berlin and used nearly every day now still shows no sign of wear.
Thanks, any hints as to how you don’t pay for it?
Fascinating. May I ask if you are using Ancestry.com? I have Dutch fisherman genes on both sides and have Vikings disease or dupuytrens syndrome. I have O rh negative blood which is possibly Basque therefore I’m interested in a detailed search in Europe.
His little chicken legs…
We already had that and the CoC sabotaged us all.
I checked and it also has Maggie Smith and Angela Lansbury whom your Dad would know.
It stars Emma Thompson and Colin Firth so that should sell it. It has a sequel and plenty of in jokes for adults.
Have you met Nanny McFee?
Ohhh, the east wing is where the woman stuff happened, everything makes a lot more sense now
There’s a Lighihihihhihite
Young Joni Mitchell vibes
Quash is excellent at controlling them.
Wood Pigeon, Bellbird and Fantail could join the chat. Mountain parrot and Grey Warbler too.
Inxsessive
Luxon’s pelvic huuug really drives us insaaane
Let’s screw the arseholes out of office again
And a stab to the right.
Put our hands on our hips and hold on tight
Just a jump to the left
I saw a thing about a symptom of people with fetal alcohol syndrome having a thin top lip and now I’m wondering if that’s why he is what he is, a vengeful tinkerer.