Just a deputy and some ducklings with their momma doing their thing. Their tiny webbed feet couldn't waddle fast enough across the bridge for some motorists, so our deputy stepped in to safely escort them to nearby greenery and water!

#DoseOfHumanity
#TheseWebbsAreMadeForWadin'
#PublicService

kid on a bike riding over a traffic cone laughing with a logo

Monday Funny: Safety Town—the only place where you can legally run over traffic cones and call it “education!” 🚦😄

Learning safety has never been this fun—and there are still spots available! Sign up today: www.DelawareCountySheriff.com

#MondayFunny #SafetyTown #TrafficConeChamp

Poster for Women's Self-Defense class with registration details. Images show participants in protective gear practicing self-defense techniques.

Registration is NOW OPEN for our #WomensSelfDefense class on Sat., May 9th! Give mom peace of mind this Mother’s Day—spaces are limited, so secure your spot today.

#RegisterNow: https://sheriff.co.delaware.oh.us/womens-self-defense
Questions? Email kimthurn@co.delaware.oh.us

Congratulations to the 3rd graduating class of the Ohio Peace Officer Basic Training Academy—our largest yet! These cadets represent 7 Central Ohio agencies and are ready to serve. Thanks to our partners and dedicated instructors. Best of luck! #HireWellTrainWell #OPOTA

Mark your calendars! We’re hosting another #WomenSelfDefense class on Sat., May 9th. Registration opens this Friday, April 17th, at 8 AM.

Give mom the gift of peace of mind this #MothersDay—it’s never too early to plan some special mother-daughter bonding.

#MarkYourCalendar #PersonalSafety

🚦 #SafetyTown still has a spots available for a limited time—#RegisterToday!

This fun summer program is designed for children entering K-1st grade. Kids will learn about important safety topics, including strangers, drugs, bicycles & more.

Don’t miss out!

#KidSafety #TrafficSafety #DrugSafety

It’s #NationalPublicSafetyTelecommunicatorsWeek! Join us in thanking the voices behind the headset—our dispatchers—who are the calm voice in the dark, guiding help when it’s needed most. We appreciate their dedication, professionalism & steady presence. #ThanksToAllDispatchers

Starting the week with a little smile—because even Mondays deserve a good laugh.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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An in-vest-igator! 🐊🦺😂

#MondayFunny #Investigator #PunnyMonday #Mondays #LOL

We’re proud to support the #ParentsWhoHostLoseTheMost campaign.

🚫 Providing alcohol to teens is not harmless—it’s illegal.
💬 If you host the party, you’re responsible for what happens there.

Let’s keep our teens safe: Celebrate smart, know who’s in your home, don’t provide alcohol to minors.

🚨#NowHiring: Communications Dispatcher

Be the steady voice guiding first responders & the community through critical moments.

💪 Stay calm. Think fast. Help save lives.
💰 $28-$34/hr + benefits
👉Apply now: www.DelawareCountySheriff.com/Careers

#HireWellTrainWell #Dispatcher #Telecommunications

Safety Town registration is NOW OPEN!

Applications are now being accepted and are available on our website: https://sheriff.co.delaware.oh.us/safety-town/

#SafetyTown #SchoolResourceOfficers #TrafficSafety #BikeSafety #911Safety #GunSafety

Officer Hopps reporting for duty.

Here comes Monday morning, hopping down the work week with another Monday Funny!

Why did Officer Hopps cross the road after Easter?
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To catch the Easter Bunny speeding! 🐰🚓😂

Stay hoppy and safe this Monday!

#MondayFunny #OfficerHopps #Zootopia #Easter

🚨 Now Hiring: Corrections Officers!
Believe in second chances? Join a team that protects, serves, and helps others grow. Starting pay $26.83/hr; higher pay for experience. Apply now: DelawareCountySheriff.com/Careers
#NowHiring #CorrectionsOfficer #MakeADifference

Happy Easter!

Wishing everyone a safe & happy Easter! Whether you’re enjoying time with family, hunting for eggs, or simply relaxing — please celebrate responsibly, look out for one another, and enjoy the holiday. Happy Easter from all of us! 🐰🚔

#HappyEaster #Easter2026 #HoppyEaster

We’re not joking around! Scams are never funny, not even on April Fool's Day!
Join Dep. Cox & resident cryptocurrency expert, Det. Emmert, as they team up to discuss the all-too-common scams we continue to see.
Hosted by @aarp.org. Learn how to spot red flags!
#SlamTheScam #AprilFools #Safety

Monday Funny - Safety Town Traffic Cone

Happy #MondayFunny!
Here’s a little joke to start your week with a smile!

Where do traffic cones go to learn how to behave?
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Safety Town! 🚦😄

Your little ones can also visit Safety Town. More information to come this week for summer 2026 sign-ups!

#SafetyTown #MondayFunny #TrafficJoke

It’s #FurryFriday, and March sure roared in like a lion! Now, poor Otto is completely worn out from all the excitement and wild weather. He’s taking a well-deserved catnap to recover. 😴🐾 Anyone else feeling the March madness? Share your sleepy pet pics below! #CatNap #MarchMadness #FurryFriday

The #90sTrend has everyone asking, “What did you look like back then?”

For us, our story goes all the way back to 1808. Since then, generations of deputies, COs, dispatchers, & civilian staff have served with dedication, integrity, & pride.

#ApplyToday: www.DelawareCountySheriff.com

#JoinOurTeam

Fun fact: 25 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about our state that makes people want to flee the Earth? …it’s the weather, isn’t it?

Nothing says Ohio like 70° one day & 35° the next—just keeping us on our toes. Stay safe & have a great Monday!

#MondayFunny #OhioWeather #SpringSurprises

Senior Tag Safety Message: Don't let one moment ruin your future—make choices you'll be proud of.

#SeniorTag is Here: #ThinkBeforeYouAct

A moment of excitement isn’t worth police charges, injuries, or putting your graduation at risk!
• Never use toy guns that look real
• Do not play & drive
• Do not trespass
• NO reckless driving
• NO public nudity
#MakeGoodChoices

Ohio Department of Transportation - State Route 315 Corridor Project: SR 315 between SR 750 & U.S. 23 will close starting Monday, March 30 for 120 days. Detour: U.S. 23 to SR 750 to SR 315 or reverse.

#ConstructionUpdate from ODOT:
Starting March 30, St Rt OH-315 will be closed approx. 120 days
Stay informed: www.transportation.ohio.gov/about-us/traffic-advisor...
#DelawareCounty

🌷Happy 1st Day of Spring!
Enjoy the season safely with a few tips:

🏡 Always lock your doors & windows.
🚗 Never leave valuables in your car & always lock it.
🧳 Stay alert in public & when traveling.
📸 Clear debris to ensure your security cameras have an unobstructed view.

#SpringSafety

Furry Friday graphics for Ohio's 11 Seasons: Winter, Fool's Spring, Second Winter, Spring of Deception, Third Winter, Mud Season, Actual Sprig, Summer, False Fall, Second Summer, and Actual Fall.

#FurryFriday

#K9 Kahless is currently on standby… waiting for warm weather like it’s a missing suspect. 🌤️👀

Ohio weather may have the upper paw for now…but this K9 is ready to get back to full-speed zoomies the second it warms up. 😎
#WaitingForSun

As of 6:15 AM, Tuesday, March 17, Sheriff Balzer has lifted the Level 1 Snow/Ice Emergency for Delaware County.

🍀 Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Wishing everyone a day filled with luck, laughter, and a little bit of magic. Don’t forget to wear your green and celebrate safely! #StPatricksDay #LuckoftheIrish #CelebrateSafely

As of Mon., March 16th at 10:15 PM, Sheriff Balzer has issued a Level 1 snow/ice emergency for Delaware County Ohio. Roadways are snow/ice covered and slick in many places. PLEASE slow down, allow extra time for travel, and leave space for snowplow trucks.

🍀 Monday Funny for St. Patrick’s Day week:

An Irish toast: “May ya live as long as ya want, and not want for as long as ya live.”

A French toast: “Bread, cinnamon, eggs, and maple syrup!” 🥖😄

Wishing you a week full of good luck and great breakfasts! #StPatricksDay #MondayFunny

Spring Break Safety Tips from the Delaware County Sheriff's Office.

🌞 #SpringBreak Safety Series: Part 3/3
Make your trip memorable for the right reasons!

• Drink responsibly & designate a sober friend.
• Carry emergency cash; keep copies of important docs.
• Establish a meeting spot if you get separated.
• Check U.S. travel advisories & know emergency numbers.

⏰ Who else is running on coffee & hope after losing that one precious hour? ☕️😴 Don’t worry, we’ll catch up... by fall! Before we see ourselves out, here is your Monday Funny!

Why did the coffee file a police report?
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It got mugged!

#SpringForward #MondayFunny #DaylightSaving #SpringJokes

#InternationalWomensDay — today we honor the #WomenInLE with courage, compassion, & dedication—both in uniform & behind the scenes. Their commitment is the backbone of safer, stronger communities with a whole lotta 💖!
#YourVoiceMatters #NoLimits #KeepBelieving BeTheDifference #HerImpact #NowHiring