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Posts by Laura Flyswatter
TERRIFYING Pathfinder battle where we were all rolling ONES AND TWOS all night, our centaur archer was killed😱😭🤬!! The last fucker ran but NEAR DEATH I chased him down and ROLLED A NAT 20, killing him instantly with my throwing knife!!!!!!! I can only imagine this is what sports feels like!!!!!
Me writing: haha yeah! Yes! This will be so cool, I can draw ANYTHING, I can draw EVERYTHING, I'm so powerful
Me drawing: fuck, SHiT, piSSS, WWWHhhHAAAUUURRRR
Sunrise this morning here in Glastonbury.
#PedoTrump
Epstein Files
#Iran
#Epstein
Pike Place
Seattle
Today in my class we were talking about Earth Day and the importance of always taking care of our planet.
A 6 year old boy raised his hand and said “The continents are mad right now, but the Earth needs peace”
I wish you all a peaceful night 🕊️
Take care 🩵✌️
#peace #pacificocean #kindergarten
Artist: Dennis Goris
How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again...
I know the feeling.
Having a grilled cheese sandwich.
The sun just came out.
Listening to jazz on the AirPods.
And BOOM, now I have tears in my eyes for no discernible reason. I miss my dad. It's been two months.
This is what everyone talks about: grief being a glitter bomb that just goes off, huh.
Mount Rainier
She’s out.
The vividness of fresh spring greens is intoxicating. And don't you just love a mossy log?!
the only prerequisite for running one of these superhero twitter accounts is never having read a comic.
Jessy Blackburn similing broadly, wearing a patterned 1920s/30s frock trimmed with white lace in B&W headshot photo #WomenInSTEM
Jessy Blackburn aviation pioneer 1 of 1st women to fly in British monoplane. Founded Blackburn Aircraft w' husband using her inheritance. Key in sales & marketing, hosted RAF officials politicians media & aviators in Leeds home. Flew in 1922/28 King's Cup Air Races b. #OTD 20 Apr 1894 bit.ly/3fEqXYq
Tuesday is THE LAST DAY Virginians can vote on redistricting. If you haven't yet, please make the time! And vote yes too, please.
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
I hope the takeover of InfoWars by @theonion.com and @timheidecker.bsky.social that resulted from the bankruptcy brought on by Alex Jones’ evil attacks on the victims of Sandy Hook brings you as much joy as it does me.
To this day, my heart is in my throat until they are ready to be adopted. I have saved a lot who were on the verge of dying but a lot die, and sometimes my local shelter has decided that I'm not a worthwhile risk. But they send me kittens with coccidia!!!
He only cared about ONE thing...how it looked on TV. Enough has been said regarding the impossible healing job...not enough said about the depravity it takes to kill your followers to make good television.
Back when I first started fostering kittens and one died, I mentioned it on Facebook, prompting another volunteer to "console" me by saying "Laura, you are supposed to be saving kittens, not killing them." I fell all over the cat coordinator weeping.
Trump is the most hated person in the world since Hitler.
Remember when Trump literally had fake electors try to overturn the election?
Nothing happened to them. This is a federal crime. Why haven’t they been prosecuted?
A round, fried hors d'oeuvre sits on a plate with a shocked expression. It is surrounded by others like it, except for an empty spot next to it.
“GUYS! WAKE UP! SOME DUDE JUST ATE CARL!”
Kash Patel should be replaced immediately.
"Rainy Road" - my oil painting
randomly remembering that I checked out A History of Witchcraft from my elementary school library between 4th and 6th grade, so many times that the librarian sent me to the school counselor and then removed the book from the research section.
He looks like he has a fantastic personality. So much wisdom in that graybeard's little face. I'm so sorry.
They are physically grabbing citizens and illegally detaining them in those privately run “immigration prisons”
CITIZENS !!!!!
ICE has to be dismantled
And guilty ICE personnel should be prosecuted.