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Posts by David A. Rozansky

So I’ve just answered one of those “what do you call a group of” questions. Herds and flocks and such. Kinda like “What do you call a baby of” questions, kittens and puppies. But no one asks, “what do you call a mated pair of”. Couple, team, etc. Seems this is also an important field of linguistics.

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Even funny in German!

#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #GreatVengeanceAndFuriousAnger

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When is the feast of St. Quentin? Asking for a friend.

Here’s the line:

“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.”

Ooh, I have someone in mind!

#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #StipTheTreason

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You are the only one to have said anything. Maybe Wyld will say something later, but that’s been it for months now. You take care, thanks for showing up every week. But it’s an empty room.

#SciFiChat

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Orc was already a word that Tolkien borrowed. It was a general-type monster, kind of like a cross between Sasquatch and Where The Wild Things Are. And they eat people. May come from “Orcus,” but the word is traced back to “orcneas” in Beowulf and “orc” in 10th C. glossaries.

#AskEditor

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They’re taxing the mansions! They’re taxing the yachts!

#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #EatTheRich

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They’re taxing the mansions! They’re taxing the yachts!

#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #EatTheRich

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First, they came for the wealthy, but I said nothing because I am not wealthy.

Then they came for the mansion owners, and I said nothing, because I did not own a mansion.

Finally they came for me and said, don’t worry, the health care is free. There was no one left to object.

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Stop dicking around.
The world’s biggest jerk.
Can’t we all just get a schlong?
When life hands you dildos, go fuck yourself.
Let’s play Spot the Prick.
Because there are no real men in ICE, we had to bring in substitutes.
Phone call for Dick Kicker! Is there a Dick Kicker here?

#FuckICE

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I’d rather go Târgoviște or Tobolsk on this guy. Hell, probably best to pull a full Roman Senate with a splash of Gomorrah on the sidelines.

#ViveLaRésistance #Resist

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Native Americans are Americans. Christopher Columbus was an illegal immigrant who was a human trafficker and a smuggler spy. Christopher Columbus was never a U.S. citizen. And he spoke exclusively in Spanish and could not speak a word of English. We don’t even think he was a Christian. Oy vey!

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Fat Jesus the Shit Bomber!

#Trump

6 days ago 0 0 0 0

Hey, I’m cool with the picture of Trump as Fat Jesus.

You can go ahead and make that trend now.

#FatJesusTrump

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Poll:

Dies in office
Impeachment and trial
Treason charges
Flees to foreign dictatorship
Divorce and Melania’s lawyer is that good
Mob with pitchforks
Military coup
Mysterious disappearance
Resigns with a shrug
It was all just a bad dream

#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #Trump

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Well, that’s one less country Trump can flee to.

#StopTheTreason #Trump

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Wait, what?!? Pope Leo can run for POTUS?!? Make it so!

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Thank you, for 16 hard years of fighting the good fight. It is appreciated by the entire species.

Tell everyone you worked with we really appreciate the hard work. We know it wasn’t easy.

And you give us hope. You make us all want to be a better democracy.

#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #Hungary

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Try to live your life in such a way that you won’t become named in a Jesse Wells song or a Saturday Night Live sketch.

Jesayin.

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State of the #Resist:

Even in Hungary, the #Resist has an effect.

Dictators come and go.

Still, I prefer the Romanian solution, but an election will do, if it must.

Stay frosty. Vote angry. Bring out the freedom in you.

#ViveLaRésistance #Vote #StopTheTreason

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Get your plan ready.

Vote in November.
Knock on doors and drive people to the precinct (selectively).
Hold a block party for those who voted.
Direct drivers to the polls with picket signs.
Get your neighbors registered NOW!

Vote angry, my friend. We are legion.

#Vote #ViveLaRésistance #Resist

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We need election-day No Kings concerts. Like Woodstock, but only gets shown in venues across from voting precincts, bring your voting card to get in.

Are we ready to mobilize the frogs to entertain the line? Ready to knock on doors? To go full Soapy for the votes?

#Vote #ViveLaRésistance #Resist

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My mother is in the hospital. I’ve not heard support for #SciFiChat other than from Paul. So no #SciFiChat today, unless someone else bothers. And likely not at all anymore, as I don’t think anyone will notice.

Can’t say I didn’t try. But I’m wore out.

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This is so f’in HI-larious!

JDVance stumping for Orbán in an election that is finally going to be close despite the usual despotic shenanigans.

Because, people of Hungary are going to be swayed by the support of the Trump administration.

Never mind how it’ll affect votes in the rest of Europe.

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I’ve said this before, repeatedly…

When the people are denied their justice,

They will take justice into their own hands.

So sayeth history. Without exception.

#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #StopTheTreason

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He is a felon who has racked up decades worth of punishment, but he’s like to die without ever having served a day in prison.

However, every. Single. Accomplice. And accessory. And those who aided and abetted a fugitive. Shall pay.

You know who you are. So do we.

#ViveLaRésistance #Resist

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We are a democracy, a government of, by and for the people.

It is our government. We are the government.

We put this tyrannical incompetent buffoon in power. We did. You did. It is our responsibility—yours and mine—to make it right.

You know what to do. So do it.

#ViveLaRésistance #Resist

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I guess this was the week he got tired of all the winning.

#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #Trump

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As I said when we first bombed the school: we lost this war with the opening salvo.

It wasn’t hard to predict that this is how it would end up. But if you think this is over, it isn’t. We still have a lot more losing to do.

#ViveLaRésistance #Resist #StopTheTreason #NoWar

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Do you know what gets me annoyed?

All those idiots driving Cybertrucks don’t look like idiots anymore.

#War #oil #Tesla

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