Next #SciFiChat depends on how many requests I get to keep it going. Tell me if you want more.

I’ll check next week to see if #SciFiChat continues Friday, April 10, 3-5pET. If so, the topic will be Horrors at Sea, or Here There Be Monsters.

#SciFi #Fantasy #Horror #Books #TV #Movies #Comics #Games

Have a good week, #scifichat

I feel like Powers Boothe at the Emmys that one year #scifichat

Time’s up! The winner, let me check my math, of all the great contestants, our winner is Paul. You are the #SciFiChat Punster of the Year.

I would like to thank all those who contributed. Thanks Paul.

I’d also like to thank our runner up. Thanks Paul.

And thank you to our sponsor. Thanks Paul.

Two punsters walk into a bar and tell the bartender a straight line from a joke.

The bartender says, “Why the long pause?.”

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Yeah, they didn't know there was gonna be an exam #scifichat

Two punsters walk into a bar.

The bartender pulled out his shotgun and said, “I told you guys to stay out of here.”

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Sort of the illegal bar.

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#scifichat At the door they're told they must show a lawyer's credentials to get in.

They say, "Oh, we thought this was a sports bar. We came to watch

a tourney"

Final round. For all the pun points, hit me up with your best groaner:

Finish the joke:

Two punsters walk into a bar…

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You got your Ted and your Jack and your Jackie O.

Flying Jack Junior and Caroline too,

Bobby was the best, and Rose was the queen,

But Bobby’s idiot son hasn’t got a clue.

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Why did RFK Jr. try to reinstate medieval medicine?

What else do you expect from such a leech.

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#scifichat A7: If you thought my Firefly jokes were in poor taste, you don't want to hear what I'd say about RFKjr

I feel about RFK Jr the way he feels about vaccines.

The prick isn’t worth it.

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#SciFiChat Pun 7:

You know you want to give RFK Jr. a good ribbing. Make it so!

#SciFiChat #Health #Science

I don’t understand. All the intelligence on the internet is artificial, right?

#AI #SciFiChat

There once was famous writer
Who had an idea inside her.
She turned to AI
And started to cry
When her own words came back to bite her.

#SciFiChat #WritingCommunity #AskAuthor

#scifichat A6. "How do we put the genAI back in the bottle?"

Time for double pun points battle!

Paul has three pun points in the laead, but now is the chance to speed by him.

#SciFiChat Q6: What is the riddle of the AI?

#AI #Pun

It was only the one click. No matter.

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I get blocked from my own site sometimes if I click too much to quick. Try again in ten minutes. #scifichat

Feel free to jump in, the puns are lukewarm right now.

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Science | AAAS Science/AAAS peer-reviewed journals deliver impactful research, daily news, expert commentary, and career resources.

Well, that sucks. Science.org blocked my cell phone. I wonder why.

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You mean a line of byte.

I know, that was a quick bit.

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Scientists shocked to find lab gloves may be skewing microplastics data Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A University of Michigan study found that common nitrile and ...

#SciFiChat #Science Pun:

This is a touching story about research on microplastic contamination.

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

Call that a line of sight #scifichat

Laser-powered wireless hits 360 Gbps and uses half the energy of Wi-Fi A new breakthrough in wireless technology could dramatically boost internet speeds while cutting energy use—by switching from radio waves to light. Researchers have developed a tiny chip packed with d...

#SciFiChat #Science Pun:

Wifi Light.

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

Yeah, I hear them knocking. Don’t let them see you in the window. They’re crazy. Give them some time and they’ll just go away.

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#SciFiChat #Science Pun:

What is this?

#Artemis #NASA

Some fae are for Lou Grant being named the best character on The Mary Tyler Moore Show but some are Fomori #scifichat