Car salesman teases “a lot of nails” in his upcoming tires

Not even ONE person got hit with Nickelodeon slime. Award shows used to mean something.

A white wolf called Bosch, yawning

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img

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the 2019 game "Coming Out to Your Parents" was, quite possibly, as revolutionary as Scorsese's 1973 film "Goncharov"

(the author is here @finneyflame.bsky.social)

Really appreciate you sharing! This meant a lot to read :)

Turns out his name isn’t Marty Supreme. It’s actually Marty Supreme’s Monster.

Glad my buddies at the Louvre were able to look after my jewel collection this weekend. Anyways lemme take a big sip of this drink and look up how they’re doing.

Inventing a new music genre called "Could be in a Life is Strange game" and I think I may have solved music. Stay tuned for updates.

It's time to announce the schedule! Thread below with the details, you can also find the schedule on the event page. All in all, the stream will go from 10am Pacific till 8pm, and I will be on the whole time hosting, introducing, and sometimes joining my wonderful colleagues!

This Saturday I'm hosting an awesome event on my channel!

Join a whole host of #WotCstaff members as they raise money for @translifeline.org! They'll be playing #MTGArena, telling design stories, doing raffles, and more!

Early donation information:
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You know I deserve that.

Go learn about the New Perspectives Program! Meet amazing people from the Magic community! Ask Sameer about Green-White Storm! All the important things!

#WOTCStaff

In history, Conservative ideology covets artists of all kinds because making art is an emotional, diverse endeavor that is inspired and inspires life.

Conservatism doesn’t do the same since their inspiration pool is so staunched. They don’t make art, they make propaganda. It’s soulless. Like AI.

SURPRISE I'm the voice of #MTGEternities!

ABSOLUTELY a dream job to get to bring this wild new chapter of Magic to life, thank you so much to the team for trusting me with it. See you in the stars! ✨

Edge of Eternities | Episode 1 Introducing the Edge. Two scoundrels look for a cat.

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Get ready. It's time to head to the Edge. #WOTCStaff

A thumbnail image featuring the logos of #MTGxFINALFANTASY and the text, Guest Artist Interviews. A lineup of 5 artists (Yoshitaka Amano, Yusuke Mogi, Toshitaka Matsuda, Isamu Kamikokuryo, and Toshiyuki Itahana) are displayed.

Celebrated FINAL FANTASY artists from across the series brought their talents to the cards of #MTGxFINALFANTASY.

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Secret Lair x National Association of Latino Arts and Cultures: Nuestra Magia Secret Lair is bringing a celebration of Latinx culture and traditions to Magic with Nuestra Magia. Join us as we partner with NALAC for a truly magical event.

I’m excited that finally #MagicTheGathering Secret Lair Nuestra Magia is announced! The team worked really hard on representing many aspects from all over #Latinoamérica. I served as creative lead and writer for this release. #wotcstaff #latinos

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I have a lot of Thoughts™️, Feelings™️, and Opinions™️©️.

Sounds like someone isn't ready for the『SHARD SWARM』

Sameer had been a massive champion of these projects, and the stuff he’s cooked up for the Gathering Grounds is AMAZING. Do yourself a massive favor and check this out. #wotcstaff

Adeline, Resplendant Cathar from Innistrad Midnight Hunt. The art has been edited with so she is overlayed with hearts and a flower crown.

Every day I wake up and say my thanks for Adeline existing

The cow from Mario Kart Moo Moo Meadows absolutely ripping the fuck out of a radio motor bike

when I say I’m omw this is what I mean

Thumbnail for the episode of Magic Story Podcast entitled "A Storm of a Story! - Let's Recap Tarkir: Dragonstorm" The art depicts a group of warriors who stand in a wooded forest with a spirit dragon looming overhead. The thumbnail features the Tarkir: Dragonstorm set logo, the Magic Story Podcast logo, and the words "Let's Recap."

Join Natalie and Harless as they recap the story of Tarkir: Dragonstorm alongside Magic Story Lead, Roy Graham!

And there's more than just story reveals here; The Magic Story Podcast is also previewing a legendary creature and a dragon from this new set!

Watch now!: mtg.social/MagicStoryTDM

Magic the Gathering card Stormscale Scion. The flavor text reads "Some dragonstorms pass without a trace. Others can conquer worlds."

The 2007 Worlds semifinal match between Gabriel Nassif on the left and Patrick Chapin on the right. The two had tested together and brought the same Dragonstorm deck. This match is remembered for an incredible string of luck for Nassif in game 4, allowing him to win in the face of impossible odds.

I'm quite proud of something on the recently previewed Stormscale Scion: a subtle nod to the famous Dragonstorm mirror match at Worlds 2007 between Patrick Chapin and Gabriel Nassif. (If you've never seen it, I highly recommend checking out the iconic game 4!)

Excited to see folks in Chicago! I’ll be covering #PTAetherdrift most of the weekend but am looking forward to seeing everyone in-between articles!

Recap of the aetherdrift story, feat. my floating head

I frequently think about this quote when considering the relevancy of queer readings in the work of Lynch. It hardly matters to me that Laura Palmer isn't a trans woman because her status as a theoretical trans woman has registered for many viewers due to factors of her compromised adolescence.

David lynch, seen in Twin Peaks: The Return, with the caption “fix their hearts or die”

Make something weird, friends.

Absolute BANGER to start the year