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Doggies relaxing in their beds…

#sunday #easylikeasundaymorning #schnauzer #minischnauzer

There is no love like your dogs love ❤️ #puppylove

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GROCER: Did you grow any Brussels sprouts?

FARMER: Sure did, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

GROCER: what

well i’ve watched four tiktoks about it so i’m ready to weigh in on events in the middle east

Great to finally catch up with these two beauts today 🫶🏼🎉❤️👯

Sorry! Only just seen this! How’s your week been? 🙌👍🏻

#Monday #MondayVibes

😂😂😂 that’s what weekends are for! Enjoy ☺️

Morning! How is your day going? 🥰

Ready to go to Brighton to watch Brighton play MUWFC

And we’re off! Let’s ’ave it #MUWFC #Brighton #FACup #AwayDays #coachTrip #BusWankers #RoadTrip It’s going to be a looooong day 🙌😂👏🙏🫶🏼

Schnauzer resting on Ben Nevis

12 years old today! Happy birthday big guy ❤️ Leader of the pack and very special friend! 🥳 😭

3 Manchester United women’s football fans at Stamford Bridge to watch United v Chelsea

Such a great laugh at #StamfordBridge despite the result! Never witnessed such an audacious set of refereeing decisions #poor #inconsistent #unprofessional #WomensFootball #Football Reeks of the same corruption that has tainted the men’s game for years..#ChelseaVManchesterUnited

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Stay safe x

It's time for a reminder:

Tory policy:

➡️ Keep them poor
➡️ Keep them sick
➡️ Keep them uneducated

General Election NOW

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There are many Tory policies that work well for Tories and their donors.

Most of these policies fall under the heading 'Corruption'.

Fucking hell! Tell me this is some sort of sick joke? Hefty fines for those who actually can’t afford to put even a temporary roof over their heads? Or a room in an overcrowded prison for being unable to afford shelter? Basically criminalising poverty? 😳😩 actually embarrassed to be British 🙈

One of the first films I saw at the cinema! 😂 Michael Crawford before Phantom: becoming a ‘serious actor’ 🤦‍♀️

Thank you! Floored me if I’m honest and reminded me I’m not invincible 🫣😂 but hopefully on the other side of it now… 1st game back - promises to be good! 🤞🙌

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Condorman! 😂

Thank you 🙏

Morning! On the other side of it now but was unexpectedly in hospital all over Christmas/New Year 😩 Just starting to feel ‘normal’ again 😂 How’s you? 🥰

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HNY! After a crazy couple of weeks 😳😢🙏🤦‍♀️ back on it! C’mon United #MUWFC #WSL #ChelseaVUnited #WomensFootball #EarlyStart #LongDay #Football ⚽️