Their legends speak of titanic gold and #jade statues that come to life and smash their enemies. Here, in the forest primeval, I can believe it.
Our legends speak of the value of gold and jade and how money can be used to smash enemies.
We shall see which legends are true
#vss365
Day 64. Isolated tribe. Every time we get near, they throw rocks at us. Jenkins realized all the stones were neatly polished #jade. A ritual perhaps? Something to keep out demons?
We don padded armor and helmets and stand around. We have sacks of jade now.
#vss365
"Movies present this magical life of dancing shrimp and singing fish, but #undersea living isn't all mermaids and the ruins of Atlanta. It's the ghosts of drowned salty sea dogs everywhere. All night long, 'Arrrr!' and 'Avast!' And don't forget the water aliens."
#vss365
Experience the magic of #undersea living! The Atlantis Apartments are like living on a water bed. Gorgeous scenery. No door-to-door religious salespeople. And if you like dank and the persistent threat of drowning, we've got you covered.
Leases available now!
#vss365
Remember when we were taught the government has checks and balances so one branch can't run roughshod over the country in blaze of manic debauchery?
Turns out that was a lie, too.
Wow. I haven't been there in years. It's a pretty cool site.
Modern problems demand modern solutions.
axe and pickled shark
planet will eat you alive
space viking exile
#scifaikusaturday
accused of thought-crime
exiled into this vile land
punished forever
#scifaikusaturday
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The #ScifaikuSaturday #prompt for 18 April 2026 is 👉 👽 👉 🪐
#EXILE
🚀👽🛸🖊️👍
#AmWriting
#BlueSkyPoetry
#Haiku
#MicroPoem
#PoetsOfBlueSky
#Poetry
#PoetryCommunity
#SciFi
#SFF
#WritingPrompts
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"I said to this guy, I said, 'You need some #seafoam for your engine'. Ya know, to clean it out. He comes back a week later says his car ain't working so good. Dumbass had put seawater in the gas tank. I tell ya, stupid people keep me in business."
#vss365
Every time I see it, I'm like, "Yay! That stuff looks soft!" and then you touch it and it's like there's nothing there. #Seafoam is a lie.
#vss365
When waking up in a different body isn't the strangest thing that happens to you...
#scifi #vr #aliens
www.amazon.com/Occultation-...
Ball peen #hammers are great, but if you really to get your point across, it's hard to beat a claw hammer to the face.
#vss365
Um, he is one of the child-sacrificing monsters.
"You're already in a time #loop. Wake up. Coffee. Breakfast. Work. Sleep. Tomorrow you'll do the same thing. Time has no meaning anymore because it's endless loops."
#vss365
Gen-X learned the power of recursion through song when 3rd Bass taught us that "Ya took someone's record and ya #looped it, ya looped it" and as a result of this looping structure, weasels went pop because that's what weasels did.
#vss365
If you ever wonder why no one writes #letters anymore it's mostly because no one reads anymore.
#vss365
#Letters become words which form sentences that combine into paragraphs and multiply like rabbits on speed. Next thing you know, you've got a full novel about BDSM monks fighting religious vampires.
#vss365
Lol.
I have it on good authority that the Iranians will respond to Trump's blockade of their blockade with a double secret blockade.
"Okay, hear me out. Yes, the planet has #water, but it's mildly hallucinogenic."
"How mildly?"
"Um. Mild enough to tolerate. We've been working on new technologies to support human life there. Let me start by showing you the tie dyed spacesuits we've created."
#vss365
Let me just point out: When the #water dries up, so does all the whiskey.
Save the planet, save the whiskey.
#vss365
If history is any indication, he'll find some woman to fire.
Wait a minute. When Obama released funds that legally belonged to Iran, it was the worst thing that ever happened. Now, we're paying these dudes off after invading their country and it's all good? WTF? JFC, Trump is so freakin' pathetic.
massive batteries
a screaming eagle engine
bitchin' hybrid car
#scifaikusaturday
cleaning out the lab
hybrid human from spare parts
what has science done?
#scifaikusaturday
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The #ScifaikuSaturday #prompt for 11 April 2026 is
#HYBRID
🚀👽🛸🖊️👍
#AmWriting
#BlueSkyPoetry
#Haiku
#MicroPoem
#PoetsOfBlueSky
#Poetry
#PoetryCommunity
#SciFi
#SFF
#WritingPrompts
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#MustRead #DanielBeckett #PrivateInvestigator #London #Standalone #DetectiveThrillers