Too bad you couldn't single-handedly nail this post.

I'm pretty sure they'll be better than Crew 2.

This season, they might be better than Crew 1.

"Columbus SC" is still available.

*at 11 am every Tuesday

Support others, as they supported us. #Crew96

I'm fine with giving them twenty-five dollars.

I hope so. Whoever the fuck checks that email address is gonna love it.

The thought would never have occurred, thank yahweh that social media exists to remind you.

Imagine how cool tonight would have been, and what a unifying moment we could have had as a city, if the ownership class would just pay for their own fucking land and their own fucking buildings.

Women’s sports deserves better.

#NWSLtoCBUS

This is a really good point and works across all fields of work.

But they're handsome

That boi and his brother share 0.1 brain cell between them.

They're definitely smarter than Husted.

#Crew96 are mediocre and underperforming. Math checks out.

I miss this gif

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

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The resident was in a fur coat, not the dog. Although I guess the dog was too.

You know you're in Upper Arlington when you see a resident out walking her dog in a fur coat.

J Ginther, Mayo is actually a pretty apt description.

But clearly we need to worry about trans athletes. 🙄

More or less trauma than an 80 mph soccer ball to the nuts?

Thanks, I hate it

Independence Day Peeps? Hard pass.

(Of course, all Peeps are a hard pass.)

But has it always been so RWB? In so many brands?

A display of candy at a grocery store in red white and blue colors.

Apparently now July 4th candy is a thing? Is this making America Healthy Again?

Yeah, that feels like frustrations boiling over.

Players-only meeting

One thing I'm noticing is #Crew96 are not having fun. There no joy in the field. Goal celebrations are muted. Camaraderie is non-existent. No vibes, no cubes.

This roster should be able to beat an all-time-bad SKC and Orlando. It's mid-table talent.