Writing dreams.

Breakfast of Champions. Champions of what, unsure, but champions nonetheless. 💪🙌

To be fair, most people are.

Life feels pretty special with views like these. 🙏😍

Massive congrats and happiest of birthdays, Leah!! 🙌♥️

For those holding the gold, yes. 🖕🖕

Happy 420! Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!

Sure, I started 7 of them…

Where’s a crime-fighting Pope when you need one? 🤡🤦‍♂️

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What if they open the capsule and they are all apes? #ArtemisII

Exciting!!

Exciting!!

I never upgraded so I always had The Bird App and swore that the day it stopped working I’d be done. A hacker did that for me, taking over my account, my profile, everything. So before I deactivated, I changed his profile picture to an anus and updated his profile to ‘I have a small penis’. 🖕🖕

The 🍊💩🤡 is scrolling the feeds because everyone is talking about him just the way he likes it so I hope he stops by my post and enjoys this 🖕

Except for painting 🤦‍♂️

It’s a big fat party and we are not invited. 🖕🖕

He’s got 12% of a plan.

Queue it up and buckle in. #Artemis2 #DarkSideOfTheMoon

This was a fascinating piece, thank you for sharing it!! 🙏🙌

Premiere television is back, baby! Onward to season 2!!

🍊💩🤡

And off into orbit

Does it spin super fast as you shoot the hose at it? That’d be cool. But also suck.

It’s all one big party and we aren’t invited. #InsideJob 🖕

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#UglyBaby

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Watching this gif live tonight gives life meaning. So let it be written, so let it be done. Write on!

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Can someone beam me to the closest Waffle House, please?

Nice formula.

new yorker headline: THIS EASTER, AN AMERICAN POPE CONFRONTS AN AMERICAN WAR

*movie trailer guy voice*

It’s fucking brilliant. Enjoy!!