OKAY! Commissions are open! i have updated my prices a liiiitle bit and changed my currency to Euro! so beware! π¦ TWO regular slots are available! and a few sketch slots as well!
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#huskerdust
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Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026
"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)
Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...
Sierra sunset
unexpected update!
this is not taking part in current chapter
A day in the life of Vally-Pilly page 01
#valentino #Niffty #HazbinHotel
>:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Mhehehehehhehehehheheeeee~
slutty #ValAngel kitty cats as a gift for Cesia >:3 MEOW #angelDust
I know they were fuckin on the sly while angel was at the hotel π«£
#valangel #valangelnsfw #hazbinhotelnsfw #hazbinhotelfanart #angeldustnsfw #hazbinhotelvalentino #hazbinhotelangeldust
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#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelLucifer #Lucifer
Took me a while but here is some #nsfw #valangel with implied violence and or noncon for Val reasons.
I dunno who started it but I think we all just accept it as canon. Thanks for the share!
So glad you like it!!! β₯οΈ
What I imagine some of Husk's powers look like in my AU! I drew this a little bit ago and forgot to share!
#InTheDarkAU #husk #huskerdust #hazbinhotel
Husker's initial character sheet Upper Left: Color swatches for eyes, suit and accessories and his cane. Upper Middle: Husk holding his business card up to Angel after meeting him to discuss purchasing something from him π€. Upper Right: Example of Husker's business card complete with braille. Right: Husker's neutral expression and view of his attire with cane. Middle Bottom: A view of his cane he has multiple uses for, one of which include hiding an Angelic Blade in the sheath. Bottom Left: Smug and confident Husker revealing a royal flush
β¨NEW AU!!β¨ I have some lore I am already building with my friend @vellace.bsky.social so expect some more arts to come! πHusk lost his vision late in life due to his excessive drinking and wakes up in Hell blind. Despite this, he rises to be a powerful overlord. #InTheDarkAU #huskerdust #husk
β¨ Happy Floobie Friday! β¨
π΅ Addicted to this feeling I can't help but swallowπ΅
#angeldust #poison #floobiefriday #floobiefridays #freethefloobs #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart
Anyway back to our regularly scheduled posting, my birthday present for myself arrived, a custom glass bondage torso of Angel >:3
hbd diva get ch0ked as a little treat π° #valangel #angeldust #valentino
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cw: implied snΕ―ff
a delightfully depraved #valangel commission ππ©Έ
#valentino #angeldust
Thank you! β₯οΈ
Thank you! Originally there were tears. I guess I should have kept them.
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Thank you! That means so much!
Art for @gremlinwithwifi.bsky.social's Hellaverse cookbook π©π»βπ³
#angeldust #huskerdust #hazbinhotel