Does nobody in this town tip the weed guy? They always look so shocked. Tip your weed guy, people!

Fun update:

For my endoscopy 4 months ago I had retained food from over 12 hours prior.

For my gastric emptying study last week I had 62% emptied at 1 hour and 96% emptied at 2 hours; bordering on rapid. 🧍‍♀️

a man with a beard and mustache is laughing with his mouth open ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is laughing with his mouth open

My favorite thing about being medically complex is that my providers have no idea what to do with me.

“I dIdNt VoTe FoR tHiS.”

If you voted for Trump you absolutely voted for this.

Shut up.

The pain level is so high this morning I took my pain meds before I even got out of bed.

My pain meds wore off just in time for me to not be able to take the next dose bc I had to take my mood stabilizers.

Being both mentally and chronically ill should be illegal.

When the pain meds work just long enough to remind you of your other disabling symptoms.

Yay, reduced pain, I can move around!

Heart rate: 150.

I know my doctor hates to see my name pop up in MyChart messages.

the concentrate kicked in just in time for me to get pissed at my calendar for not showing me the weather.

BEGGING my shoulder to return to its assigned socket 🥴

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chat… I brushed my teeth and did my PT exercises at home on the same day.

can I have a little commotion?

#chronicillness #bipolardisorder #myotonicmusculardystrophy

Today I joined the gastroparesis and hiatal hernia gang. My endoscopy went well for how anxious I was!

"You won't be sick like this forever," someone says to me, as if I don't have a sick-like-this-forever disorder

My mom just said Stephen miller looks like gollum if you ironed him and I —

Accurate.

I got to berate my former pcp whom refused to properly treat me and denied me mobility aids.

I also got to sneer at the nurse who tried to make me leave while I was waiting on my kid.

Hey, Dr. Diaz at hendry regional and your bitch ass nurse; you’re losing patients to other practices bc you SUCCCK

It’s me. I’m the orchid.

I just received news from my genetic panel. I have Myotonic Dystrophy type 1 (Steinert’s disease).

THATS how I’m a sick person, Dr. McCarty. I have a lot going wrong. Gargle my balls.

Oh, my sweet Honey, I fear that’s the way of the world.

#medicalgaslighting #medicalabuse #medicaltrauma #chronicallyill

I woke up and decided I have some energy for this bc of all the validation I’ve gotten from GOOD doctors.

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My #TaylorTot wants to be Taylor for Halloween and I’m beaming.

The some beach deserved it tbh

#teammiranda #gwenstefaniisgross

HE EVEN KILLED THE FUCKING DOG????

Me, weather nerd: well I’m too sick to be a professional meteorologist. Barometer it is.

I think for every diagnosis or identified issue you get, you should be allowed to throw a pie in the face of every doctor who ever told you it’s in your head, lose weight, drink water, or dismissed you in any other way.

#chronicillness

Allllways sweating. Even when I’m cold 😂

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Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a rancid bigot.

New in PN: Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism

“'I’ve never seen a record where racial discrimination was so palpable,' Judge Young fumed. 'I’ve sat on this bench now for 40 years. I’ve never seen government racial discrimination like this.'

*More of this, please*"

Watching the weather in the rehab watching the weather and I said “EW THEY ACTUALLY PUT THE GULF OF AMERICA ON THERE?! -ope that was loud”

Meanwhile my shirt 😂

#fuckdonaldtrump #fuckelonmusk

LONG LIVE THE GULF OF MEXICO.