A STATIONARY ALTERNATIVE TO LINE DANCING.
Post Text: You could go across town and do synchronized kicks to a country song. Or you can come here.
7 PM: Dabgo. Win samples.
9 PM: The first Bomb Shelter Comedy Open Mic.
Zero choreography required.
#Cookeville #Dabgo #OpenMic

ROMANCE IS DEAD. BASS IS HERE.
Dabgo (Music Bingo) at 3 PM.
Round 1: DJ Mustard (Mustard on the beat). Round 2: Rick Rubin (Barefoot wizardry).
I am channeling Rubin today. I am bearded, tired, and judging the acoustics.
Come let the 808s heal you.
#Cookeville #Dabgo #GetRoasted

MUSIC FOR CONCEPTION.
We are playing "Hornycore" and Baby Making R&B to celebrate Valentine's day.
I am hosting. I possess the raw sexual energy of a Honda Odyssey. The contrast will be jarring.
7 PM. 2 games. Keep your hands above the table.
#Cookeville #BabyMakers #Smutcore #SafetyThird

Super Bowl’s over and Valentine’s is coming. Spend your Tuesday with us before you have to start pretending your relationship is healthy. Trivia at 7pm at Roasted Hemp.

#Cookeville #Trivia #RoastedHemp #SB60

TRIVIA TONIGHT. 7PM.

We distinguish Dragons from Florida Men and +5 Swords from gummies.

Come validate your excessive screen time.

Free to play, win prizes.

#Cookeville #Trivia #GetRoasted #FloridaMan

DABGO tonight at 7 PM at Roasted. Come judge my playlist choices or just stare at the wall. I don't care, just get here. I know it's cold but you've got to stock up before the snowpocalyse anyway.

Come win prizes before all you can eat are milkbread sandwiches.

Trivia 7pm at Roasted Hemp. We’ve got rounds on The Great White Heist (music theft), Government vs. Civil Rights, White Savior Movies, and a game where we try to distinguish MLK’s actual radical words from right-wing podcasters.

Is it snowing? Yes. Is it dangerously cold? Yes. Am I suggesting you drive to a strip mall to consume "spicy air" and play Bingo? Also yes.
Come on down to Roasted Hemp Co. for DABGO. We have $1 [REDACTED] all night. The heater works. No Milkbread Sandwiches.
Starts at 7 PM.

The line between a cartoon monster you catch in a ball and a pill you take for high blood pressure is terrifyingly thin.
We’re playing "Pokémon or Prescription Drug" at trivia tonight. Also trivia about the Golden Globes.
7pm. Roasted Hemp.

Buds & Ballads Karaoke. 7pm. Come win the approval of strangers, since your father never gave it to you. Roasted Hemp Co. hosted by me and Jeff Danger. Let's get weird.

We somehow convinced Billy Wayne Davis to perform at a hemp dispensary in Cookeville. The man has been on Conan and Last Comic Standing, and tonight he’s telling jokes next to a jar of gummies.

Tonight at 9pm.

The suits finally triggered WWIII. 7pm at Roasted Hemp Co. Musical Bingo. Win prize tickets before the dollar is worth less than bottlecaps. I’m hiding here and d@bbing to hide from the draft. Come play it’s free, just like the radiation.

#Cookeville #DABGO

The world is on fire. Might as well laugh about it.
Trivia tonight at 7pm. We’ve got rounds on Fallout Lore, Nuclear War Songs, Official White House posts, and a game called "Know Your Future States" (about places we’re invading).
Free to play at Roasted Hemp.

Movie Soundtrack Dabgo. 3pm at Roasted Hemp Co. It’s all fun and games until the Space Jam theme comes on and I have to explain to the room why we can’t enjoy R. Kelly anymore. Come win prizes while I ruin the vibe for everyone. Free to play.

lol i never noticed that.

Tonight at 7. Buds & Ballads Karaoke. I need a break from my kids, and you need a place to sing "Creep" and actually mean it. Come see me and Jeff Danger at Roasted Hemp Co. Free and we give out prizes as long as you don't sing Tequila!

#cookeville #karaoke

Tonight at 7 at Roasted Hemp. New movie soundtrack round. I included The Lion King to remind you guys that your dad is going to die and it will absolutely be your fault. Come ignore your kids with me.

You have 1 day left to be a degenerate before you have to start pretending you have resolutions. Spend it with us.
Trivia tonight at 7pm. Roasted Hemp. No cover.
#Cookeville #Trivia

Done returning your gifts? Lines got you stressed?

Dabgo today at 3. Come win prizes.

Final Roasted Trivia of 2025 tonight at 7pm.
Rounds on The Literal War on Christmas, Fantasy Gifts for Rich A**holes, Heavy Metal Carols, and a game called "Bible Verse or Black Metal Lyric?"

Roasted Hemp Cookeville. No cover. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals

TONIGHT!

East Nashville (curated anxiety) vs. Knoxville (pending court dates).

You vote. Winner gets gas money to flee the scene.

$10 at the door includes a sample product so you can relax while we ruin lives. 8pm at Roasted Hemp.

You vote for the winner. The prize is gas money to get home. Because we’re not heartless, and we want to make sure they leave.
$10 Cover. Roasted Hemp Co. Dec 20th 8 PM
#Cookeville #RoastBattle #GetRoasted #GasMoney #KnoxvilleComedy #NashvilleComedy

It’s December. Every store is playing the same four songs and your bank account is quietly weeping. Come distract yourself.
Trivia tonight at Roasted Hemp. We’ve got Janky AI Christmas Movies, Holiday Rap Bars, and a game called "Candle or Cannabis?"

Alright, today's the day. Show's at 8. I'll be the one nervously pacing by the sound booth if you need anything. Which you won't. Just come watch the show.

Quick switcharoo on the lineup, Amanda Kruel is joining the show! 8pm tonight!

Alright, today's the day. Show's at 8. I'll be the one nervously pacing by the sound booth if you need anything. Which you won't. Just come watch the show.

Alright y'all, the show is tomorrow night. I've got my setlist of mild regrets and philosophical dead-ends written down. Now I just have to get up there and say it. Come hang out at Mean Mel's.

Filling out our Saturday lineup: Jessica Lister, Mark Garcia, and Les Clendenin. It's a whole crew of us. I think Mel's put our names on a dartboard and decided this specific combination of unresolved trauma would be the most entertaining.

Headliner used to wrangle venomous snakes on CMT (Canada) and I was on Unsolved Mysteries (Podcast) because of a homicide. This is a comedy show not a group therapy session with a cover charge.

Mean Mel's Cookeville right off 111 this Saturday 12/6. Doors at 7, show at 8. $10

Trivia tonight at Roasted Hemp. Rounds on Dangerous Toys that maimed a generation, Crimes of St. Nick, Punk Rock Carols, and a game called "Cannabis or Cookie?".

7pm. Free to play.

Ten bucks gets you in. For the price of a fancy coffee, you can watch a handful of grown men publicly unpack their emotional baggage for your amusement. My therapist charges way more and doesn't serve beer.