They sure do give #floridaman a run for the money. I’m so sick of term “domestic violence” as way to sanitize role of a psycho (usually male) with a gun & history of violence. It’s sickening to call outright murder gang-land style a “domestic” “violence” incident. #womenshistorymonth #wordsmatter

Just another normal night in Florida. 😆
#florida #sirhenryshauntedtrail #haunted #horror #FloridaMan

#florida #floridaman #wacky #crazy #offbeat #unusual #stupid #onlyinflorida

Florida Man Risks Body To Protect Car In Hailstorm | Weather.com When a sudden burst of heavy hail hit Palm Bay, Florida, this man jumped on top of his car to protect the sunroof. We do not recommend trying this at home, and the man later confirmed that “yes, it hu...

Not just stupid; #FloridaMan stupid.

#FloridaMan = “Florida, Man!”

Valentino is our fave Florida Man

#Valentino #HazbinHotel #Hazbin #FloridaMan #MEGACONOrlando

Valentino is our fave Florida Man

#Valentino #HazbinHotel #Hazbin #FloridaMan #FANEXPOCleveland

Oh, looks like Clavicular has gotten into #FloridaMan maxxing, which seems like a natural career move at this point. Good for him.

WXYZ 7 News @wxyz7news Florida man caught trying to trade a ghost he captured in a Tupperware container for store credit at GameStop

Honest question:

What law was broken here?

#FloridaMan

Social media influencer Clavicular arrested in Florida on battery charges ‘Looksmaxxer’ influencer and his girlfriend are suspected of involvement in attack on 19-year-old woman, officials say

“Clavicular arrested for battery in Florida” is a headline that will shock no one.

#Clavicular #doofus #influencer #manosphere #Florida #FloridaMan

a twitter post from WXYZ 7 News Florida man caught trying to trade a ghost he captured in a Tupperware container for store credit at GameStop <mug shot of a disheveled man with MIAMI-DADE PD underneath>

#floridaman

#floridaman

Except for yet another #FloridaMan:

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#FloridaMan

Pathetic GOP Rep Blames Measles Outbreaks On 'Open Borders' Florida Representative Byron Daniels, who is hoping to be the state's next governor, made this pathetic claim while downplaying the role vaccine hesitancy is playing in the measles outbreaks across th...

Truly stupid #Floridaman

Pathetic GOP Rep Blames Measles Outbreaks On 'Open Borders'

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More BS from Florida's shit-heel Mussolini,
Ron DeSantis.
#MAGA #RonDeSantis #FloridaMan

#Floridaman what else?

#FloridaMan cannot study #FloridaMan.

#FloridaMan

🧐…..yes, very on brand for Florida and the Waffle House.
#FloridaMan #soundsmethy #wafflehouse

Alleged drunk driver breaches Daytona Beach airport gate, tries to board running plane A Florida man, who deputies say was drunk, allegedly crashed through a gate at Daytona Beach International Airport and attempted to board a running plane.

#FloridaMan

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#FloridaMan

#FloridaMan

#FloridaMan
#Florida

Texas man arrested for throwing suspected human remains at FBI office - National | Globalnews.ca Texas law officials allege a man named Michael Chadwick Fry videoed himself throwing human remains at the FBI headquarters in Dallas, then posted the recording to YouTube.

Oh great. Are we doing ‘Texas Man’ now?

#floridaman #texas #texasman

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#FloridaMan

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Florida Man is not going unchallenged. Florida Woman is upping her game...(and her water intake apparently.)

"Police: Airbnb guest causes over $5K in damage after peeing on furniture"

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Florida man pulled over with 'missiles' on truck prompts bomb squad response A blue pickup truck carrying fake missiles caused a stir on Interstate 4 near Plant City, leading to a bomb squad investigation.

@radiodeadair.com and @taradeenihan.bsky.social, here's some more #Florida madness for you. #FloridaMan #MissileLauncher #PlantCity #WTFIWWY

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How to constipate and twerk at the same time? 🤔 I have not send a #FloridaMan in awhile so I owe you a #FloridaWoman But why rent AirBnB to pee on stuff? It’s cheaper if she pees on things at home.

Florida man mistaken for Jeffrey Epstein sends internet into frenzy: ‘I’m just me being me’ - Replaye A Florida man known as "Palm Beach Pete" says he was unknowingly filmed on I-95, sparking viral conspiracy theories that Jeffrey Epstein is still alive.

Florida man mistaken for Jeffrey Epstein sends internet into frenzy: ‘I’m just me being me’
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#News #JeffreyEpstein #FloridaMan #Florida