Some thoughts on Fuggers and Musks!

#fugger

A snowy German countryside from a warm train window seat is my second-happiest place.

#DeutscheBahn

gebe zu, ich fand eine ähnliche Reel von eine Ami Mutter die über das Recycling der Schmierpapier ihrer Kinder geredet hat, so genial, das ich meine eigene Version gemacht habe. Ich finde das Reel nicht mehr um die zu taggen. Credit where credit's due

#umwelt #pfand #lifeingermany #americaninberlin

If you're visiting northern Germany and you don't eat a Fischbrötchen, were you even in northern Germany?

#fischbrötchen

A quick German tip that I wish I'd known when I first started learning German! You can know what I didn't!

#learninggerman #learngerman #deutschlernen #germancomedy #americaninberlin

Germans don't use the self-service checkouts for the same reason they don't cross on red: Let someone else be responsible for a few verfickte seconds.

Bilingual Erziehung! Meine Kinder meinen deren Englisch ist besser als deren Deutsch aber ich finde sie im allgemeinen einfach spitze. Letzte Woche in Downstairs Comedy Club!

#germancomedy #comedyaufdeutsch #bilingualeerziehung #americaningermany #learngerman

Can I get back on Subway Takes? My take this time is that America is too big. It needs to be divided up into four, maybe five smaller countries. Florida will probably have to be its own thing because don't nobody want that dumpster fire.

I've always said the 911 conspiracy nuts were crazy because politicians do their evil right out in the open ... and get away with it.

Germans love Abendbrot because life is complicated enough.

#369: Strikes, burning Teslas and did cops swipe €80k? And we get our Gendarmenmarkt back

🗑️ Trash strike over, BVG strike?
⚡ Stop burning Teslas
⛪ Gendarmenmarkt is back

The 20 Percent for March 14!

Berlin fact: The blue track at the Olympic Stadium has been historically protected since the AfD built the stadium in 1935.

My life so far:

1969-1991: OMG I COULD DIE ANY MOMENT IN A NUCLEAR WAR.

1991-2025: Things seem to be gradually getting better, maybe work on the climate?

2025 - ?: OMG I COULD DIE ANY MOMENT IN A NUCLEAR WAR.

Squid Games 2 is so slow I'm just like: COULD THEY HURRY UP AND KILL ANOTHER HALF DOZEN OR SO?

#squidgames #netflix

People moving to Berlin now don't know how good they have it: There used to be just ONE Ikea and it wasn't even in Berlin it was in Spandau.

What the world thinks Berlin looks like, what Berlin looks like: