Ministerium für Staatssicherheit are quite odd these days - I have also begun lending penetrative lubricants to my neighbours #lifeingermany

gebe zu, ich fand eine ähnliche Reel von eine Ami Mutter die über das Recycling der Schmierpapier ihrer Kinder geredet hat, so genial, das ich meine eigene Version gemacht habe. Ich finde das Reel nicht mehr um die zu taggen. Credit where credit's due

#umwelt #pfand #lifeingermany #americaninberlin

Today’s Gratuitous Denglisch: Super Bowl.
Honorable Mention: Snacks.

#Denglisch #SuperBowl #Munich #München #lifeingermany

Accountant: To deduct your home office, it must be a separate room with a lockable door.
Me: Got it.
Accountant: And you use it for ONLY for work?
Me: Often, I use it to pick my nose. I’m sure the tax office will understand.
Accountant: Don’t say that. It won’t make them like you.
#lifeingermany

Some friends of my oldest came to get him for some car show, and when they dropped him off, they revved their car like 3 times.

I heard it and cringed because it's ruhetag, what will the neighbors think.

And one neighbor came out and let them know what he thought. 🥴😩🫣
#LifeInGermany

Street lights light up a white cup and saucer of coffee at center of the photo. In the lower left corner is a peak of an open page with handwriting, another closed book beneath that. The background is a night sky, a tree backlit by street lights, faint shapes of office buildings in the darkness with a few lit windows. In the middleground is wicker café chairs clustered around tables and a closed navy blue umbrella. The overall lighting is amber from artificial light. Left of the cup is the edges of a pink café.

Eyes misted with gratitude as I settled into a delightful journal session. I listen to a busy intersection.

#lifeingermany #expat #journalpages #travelartist #alittlejoy #littlethings #alttext

Went to an Italian restaurant with a good friend and shared an antipasto and of course ordered a crayfish pasta which was delicious. #foodtok #foodlife #pasta #lifeingermany #americaningermany

Important decisions need to be made? Savoury or Sweet?
#germanpretzel #deutscherbrot #pretzel #lifeinberlin #lifeingermany #nannyinberlin

Hitchhiking Talks 1 - Нариси з Життя About a month ago I was hitchhiking home again. As usual, the conversation turned to Ukraine. I had a conversation with two drivers - a German man in his 40s and a young Arab. Read on for what they ha...

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#lifeingermany

he didn't continue the conversation. Is he really that unaware? I thought everyone in Germany knew that ot was russia who started it and heard about Bucha and Matiupol and weekly attacks and so on
#lifeinGermany

An empty jar of Branston pickle

Tragic, the Branston is empty #lifeingermany

New Germanness level unlocked #adfc #fahrrad #lifeingermany #achievementunlocked www.instagram.com/p/CDEYvBrqDzZ/

Spot the shoes next to the rug. Even adverts respect every day rules. #LifeInGermany