"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

Two chickadees sit on a branch, one says: "Whoa! Look!" indicating a light in the sky over the horizon. The other one says: "Pretty!" The first one says "Do you think that's Venus or just a bright star?". The second one looks nervous, stumbling "Oh... uh... yeah it's probably Bemus"

Venus

Omw

i love monster hunter wilds!!

screenshot of jolteon in pokemon stadium just getting stomped. his shape is flattened and distorted

waking up everyday feeling like

a huge truck themed after the Dragon Age Origins videogame. All white with red/black details. The sides have a big dragon stencil from the box cover of the videogme.

what if we kissed in front of the Dragon Age truck

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Head illustration of ptarmigan

Snowball birbs❄️

#illustration #art #animalart #birdart #wildlifeart #natureart #ptarmigan #birdillustration #digitalart #artwork #characterdesign #visualart #artprocess #originalart #creaturedesign

Photo caught by the Voyager 1 probe depicting rings of light within which one tiny bright pixel stands out, and it’s planet Earth

With the Artemis mission I am brought to remember one of my favourite photos of all time: the Pale Blue Dot, taken by Voyager I in 1990

That tiny bright pixel is Earth and it makes me emotional every damn time

dancing green!! #ffxiv

Inspired by historic Pennsylvania Dutch hex signs, this hex features four patterned Nuthatches in their classic gravity-defying poses. Dark brown, green apple, and steel blue screen print on wood background edition

Green apple nuthatch!

Tweet by @___frye: "judas: ok guys. what's everybody bringing for the last supper jesus: the what supper judas: the regular supper. ordinary supper"

Good time of year to resurrect this banger.

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

the princess and her best friends #mhs3

Hello, World - NASA NASA astronaut and Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman took this picture of Earth from the Orion spacecraft's window on April 2, 2026, after completing the translunar injection burn.

New photo of Earth from the Orion spacecraft 🥹😍🤩
#ArtemisII

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学生の時に描いた絵が写真残ってたんだけど、この時の私は一体何を考えてんだ…モチーフごちゃごちゃすぎる笑

A blimp with Charles Barkley looking like a missile and holding a basketball

I did not expect to be jump scared by a Charles Barkley blimp during my commute. 😂

Reason #1346 I honestly don't care if I ever see any of my trump loving relatives again.

There's few things I hate more than saying its ok for kids movies to be slop because kids can engage with emotionally complex media (see Bluey, She-Ra, Steven Universe, ect...) and giving them slop teaches kids to not engage their brain when experiencing art, which teaches them to do so elsewhere.

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

still thinking about Monster Hunter

A baby lunagaron

Puppy

Monster Hunter Rise Switch box art

Monster Hunter Rise screenshot showing Palamute companions

Monster Hunter Rise combat screenshot showing

Monster Hunter Rise screenshot showing hunter using the Wirebug to restrain a monster

Today is the fifth anniversary of Monster Hunter Rise. The game, first released on Switch before heading to PC and other consoles, is set around Kamura Village. It adds more verticality with the new Wirebug tool and also introduces new Palamute companions. #RPGanniversary

As someone who grew up with wizard book series and has a lot of fond memories about book and movie releases, etc... just don't watch it. It's blatant support for bigotry or at the very least, willful ignorance. There are other stories to enjoy, which won't put money into TERF pockets.

🐾 #FF14 #MHWilds

Is gaul pregnant again

Fair point the guild isn't there to authorize us. Alma can't save us with legal authority.