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Much love back 🩵

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💕💕💕

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Ffs right?

I’ll give him all the pets for you

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Thank you very much

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🩵🩵🩵

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Puppers is very sick. Sleep is for the weak.

…I am very weak though so

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* everyone = kdramas and thinly veiled anime/manga/manwha etc references

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Additional PSA:

Depression is sucky but DepressionTM is full on necrotic fuckballs.

This calls for:
sake
pizza
k-dramas
#frankenpup
more sake
a sudden obsession with kopiko, be honest, is it as good as everyone says or

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I got a big hammer! In unrelated news, Astarion's got TRAUMA. Continuing Act 3 in Baldur's Gate 3 right now! https://www.twitch.tv/vashallasilverwind

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Fuck yeah you did

Bombshell start to finish, you are. Good work and great decision making.

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One time making balsamic dressing I used the same spoon to measure mustard then honey then tasted the spoon and thought for five seconds that I invented honey mustard

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This is valid and relatable

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PSA:

The leads of Beyond the Bar have incredible chemistry. Such a great front runner pairing.

You’re welcome.

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fake animation screencap of lex luthor and the joker at a fancy party. lex is about to drink from a glass of champagne while the joker leans over lex's shoulder and annoys him. they are wearing white tie because i love formal wear and i can draw anything i want to.

The subtitles read

JOKER: So a guy walks into and sees three pieces of meat taped to the ceiling.

LEX: If you make me spit out my drink, I will fucking kill you.

fake animation screencap of lex luthor and the joker at a fancy party. lex is about to drink from a glass of champagne while the joker leans over lex's shoulder and annoys him. they are wearing white tie because i love formal wear and i can draw anything i want to. The subtitles read JOKER: So a guy walks into and sees three pieces of meat taped to the ceiling. LEX: If you make me spit out my drink, I will fucking kill you.

"The bartender says, 'If you can jump up and hit all three steaks with your hand, your drinks are on the house. The guy shakes his head and says, 'No way, the steaks are too high.'"

"Man, fuck off."

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laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads:

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG?

[photo of a coyote]

DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE.
OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???:
—NO ACTION REQUIRED
—IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!)
-HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT
-LET HER COOK
—NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;)
—KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS
-(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY)
—YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL

laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG? [photo of a coyote] DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE. OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???: —NO ACTION REQUIRED —IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!) -HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT -LET HER COOK —NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;) —KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS -(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY) —YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

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So yes I’m alive.

Okay that’s all for today. Take care and be healthy.

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i was given fifteen years (and counting?)

happy birthday hikaru indou ☀️🦎

#光が死んだ夏
#thesummerhikarudied

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"The case is a very funny illustration of what can happen when cops, who as a general rule rarely face consequences for their actions, manage to cross a person with plenty of time, a sizable social media following, and a smooth baritone."

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The best cure for my insecurities of T making me fat and hairy and bald was to find sexy men who are proud of those characteristics.

Hell yeah to bears 🤘😎

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Also I did go a little off topic, I’m sorry. Ultimately, my instinct to that person you reference is: not surprised, hard to tell if it’s malice or a genuine question, and/or the pure, ignorant and persistent belief that all members of a group are a monolith. A trait not unique to the malicious 🫠

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A much older person once asked me (queer) to explain how “queers” intended to change the government without breaking the country, and that she understood “the queer viewpoint” but something something greater good.

I don’t know, at this point I just assume most boomers, even the ones who “try”, fail

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I don’t think I am qualified to gauge load and specifics either. 🤣 My general comparison is more for the behaviors, I think.

She’s asked to account for Trump, American voters, and of course the ongoing conflicts. Why are you embracing fascism and global terror? “Why are you” as in “you Americans”.

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Heheh mystery short story.

Okay, phone. We don’t need the judgmental call coming from inside the house.

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If I’m super lucky, the new peripherals will solve the issue. Expensive to replace, but better than a mystery short story in a peripheral we can’t pin down.

If I’m not lucky… It’s going to be a very bad day.

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Wait I meant the same TYPE of question. Not the same actual question. US-focused.

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PC is back, running, and survived light testing. I have the new webcam up, but the new mic is going to be an absolute lengthy nightmare to get into shape. I’ll do it tomorrow so I can save depression spoons to recover today

I’ll stream both weekend days to try and mimic previous crashes.

I’m tired

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This is for a dear friend of ours. The goal is incredibly manageable. It will result in this person embarking on a new chapter of their life in a safe and coherent manner in spite of a rapid displacement.

I appreciate your eyes and shares and help.

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That's a heck of a bundle

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My mom lives in France, immigrated there from the US. She says a lot of older French people will ask her the same question as if cultures are a monolith and she is representative of the US. It happens enough that she’s just not surprised anymore. So, maybe a generation/cultural ignorance thing.

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