“If only my bone spurs hadn’t prevented me…”

In case you missed it on the abc . This morning the town is covered in smoke with lightning fires everywhere

If only it wasn’t for those darn bone spurs…

Desperate

A tabby cat has its legs splayed out while it cleans it’s rather expansive tummy

Not impressed, the tabby cat takes a break from washing it’s tummy and looks quite disdainful

“How very dare you take a photo while I am not exactly dignified”. We are preparing for a long harsh winter

It's 10 years today since Prince died.
So a reminder of this, that happened on the other place, because sometimes sadness can still bring laughter.

This sounds like a bad idea

rimidar @rimidar.bsky.social 1K followers 330 following 14.8K posts

Thank you all for the 1k btw

Chornobyl first responder says few survive 40 years on Petro Hurin says his health has never been the same since he was sent 40 years ago to clear the Chornobyl site ​in the wake of the world's worst nuclear accident.

Chornobyl first responder says few survive 40 years on reut.rs/4mN6dhY

Two Bec Judd centred pieces in The Age in consecutive days shows that editors either don’t know their audience or don’t like them.

True colours, shining through

I'm very excited for the paperback publication of 'Paganism Persisting'! 🌞📚 Thank you to everyone at @uexeterpress.bsky.social for making this possible www.exeterpress.co.uk/products/pag...

"Let's speak to one of our viewers who donated some of his hair for this episode!"

Earthquake of magnitude 5.5 strikes Colombia-Ecuador border, GFZ says An earthquake ​of magnitude ‌5.5 struck ​the ​Colombia-Ecuador border region ⁠on ​Monday, the ​German Research Centre for ​Geosciences (GFZ) ​said.

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bright red bowl like cup fungi in the dull leaf litter

Bright red little cup fungi in the leaf litter! 🍄 🌿
#fungifriends

Sign the Petition Install wildlife fencing on Monaro Highway

Help c.org/vfb9DPj4qH

You do not have to hand it to anyone representing the Iranian Government. It’s not necessary

✋ figuring out the right tradeoff between the late penalty applying after your essay is due, against the time that it will take you to marginally improve it, to aim for a mark you’ll be satisfied with

👉 I am declaring force majeure on this essay

Universal access versus targeting of social services Key issues The Australian welfare state is facing significant demographic, economic and political challenges, which are likely to require a reconsideration of the structure and fun...

Oh look it’s a Parliamentary Library brief on universalism v means testing in social services www.aph.gov.au/About_Parlia...

Stephen was the first GA presenter after Peter Cundall - it only lasted a season from memory

Years ago I wrote a pilot about a share house of people who all had to work seven jobs to make ends meet and I feel like its time is now.

If only I could find it and a producer to help me pitch it.

Breaking chairs over other Cabinet members backs is a skill you don't pick up quickly.

I got tired of Substack platforming Nazis, white supremacists, and convicted rapists, so I made a browser extension.

Kill Yr Substack intercepts every Substack link and redirects it to `archive.is`. They never see your traffic. You still get to read the thing tho.

jasoncosper.com/kill-yr-subs...

Imagine being the FBI Director and suing people instead of getting your lackeys to compile secret dossiers on your opponents’ sexual and other moral proclivities and then extorting them into toadydom. FFS America used to be a real country.

We don’t use the term ‘glassholes’ often enough

Global oil stocks could fall by 900 million bbl even if ceasefire is extended, Citi says Researchers at Citi said on Monday that global crude and product inventories could decline by roughly 900 million barrels ​even if the United States and Iran agree to ‌a ceasefire extension this week, and both Strait of Hormuz flows and oil production recover to normal levels by the end of June.

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spiked @spikedonline • 3h What could be more sterile than an activist-approved re-education programme? Graham Linehan @Glinner Also, the idea that we need less shame around sex is so outdated as to be almost comical. All current forecasts predict we need about 60% more shame before the species goons itself out of existence

breaking: man who stated in a public court that he's an expert on 'sissy porn' says we're in danger of gooning ourselves out of existence.

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Edward Warchocki’s time has come.

“Watch the moment a humanoid robot named Edward Warchocki chased a herd of wild boars in Warsaw into the forest, shouting "go away" in Polish while running. It then waved goodbye as the animals fled into the forest.”

youtube.com/shorts/LyCpQ...

Legit question in the Australian today, how can Simon Benson kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into his yard within 3-5 mins while small kids play?

very sad about Tim Cook’s tenure as CEO of Apple. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird