The most aesthetically pleasing and appealing team in MLS history has had a northern European in charge for 3 weeks and they're now playing a vanilla 442.

Concern meter - growing

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Diego Rossi Valentine that says you’re Dino-mite.

Daniel Gazdag Valentine that says I’m Hungary for you!

Sean Zawadzki Valentine that says You can have me in any position you want xoxoxo

Valentine that says Call me Henrik Rydstrom… ‘cause you’re about to get a night of unforgettable passion and creativity followed by a morning of making sweet, sensual Marxist analysis

This Valentine’s Day, let the special #crew96 fan in your life know how you really feel!

I think I might live here now

Especially troubling when that same team now has to score 3+ goals to advance in CC(L)C on short rest.

Woooooof

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That’s probably the first game under Nancy where it felt like the only way the Crew were going to score was via a bad tackle penalty.

In a bubble, that performance is largely forgettable but coming off of what we saw in LA?

Not great.

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Absolutely hate coming over here to bring the negativity but…oof.

What a Monday.

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All I heard was “sell out” and somehow I immediately made an account.

Hello friends

We here. #Crew96