The secret of its success is that every gay man sees his Mother! in one of the cast

Everyone join the pile, wrestling singlet required

Pillion (2025)

Orange🍊
?Tamil -> Sanskrit narang -> Spanish naranja -> Provençal Auranje -> English Orange, The fruit names the color.

Meanwhile in eastern Europe, the fruit gets a reputation for being Portuguese, so it's some variation of 'Portukal', except with germanic countries, where it's a Chinese Apple

I'm in a state of partial undress, sitting at my window reading a kindle

Topless and reading at the window just to see who does a double take

Surprise! The B&B guests broke the lock on the front door!

But why should we, the local peasants, have a say in whether we want unvetted strangers to have access to our building?

Pretty much any DM guide.
bonus points if there are handsome lads on the cover

Part of an Oglaf comic which the adventurer is attacked by a Mimic posing as a book titled "Great Titties"

What book would a mimic use to trap you?

"what bank holiday?" quips the freelancer

"Enjoy your meal!"
"Thanks, you too!"

post-credits Master Hand:
"I'm here to talk to you about the Smash Bros initiative"

não és o único

*car-centric culture

They misappropriate our public transport and threaten the integrity of our traffic lights. The Vengaboys must be stopped.

Anyway, Sigur Ros at the Coliseu, get hype.

Buying concert tickets in 2026 is so wild. you need:

-a megafan presale access code
-to preload the venue site
-fast fingers
-your payment app open and ready
-a sacrifice of the blood of your firstborn

this is how i access bluesky

European grocer: sensible, healthy, no human interaction required

NYC Bodega: Adventurous, May involve boss fight (petting a cat)

devastated to find out I'm Luxembourgish

Browt gets immediate entry into the blunt rotation, no question

Working from home full time, getting two hours of sunlight a week, and your bloodwork showing you have excellent levels of vitamin D... call that pale boy privilege.

A love of grass, taste with class, and an amazing ass. you've got it all

#Pokemon30

Who’s your favorite…
…Starter?
…Pokémon?
…Eeveelution?
…Legendary?

Na Inglaterra o mesmo tipo de comentário levou á um técnico ser suspenso por 6 jogos, uma multa de £200 e formação obrigatória. Mas desde quando é que os portugueses acreditam em consequências para os futebolistas?

feeling like an olympic medalist

2° aniversário da vez em que atirei ovos aos militantes do Chega e foram choramingar às redes sociais que foram brutalmente assediados pelo ANTIFA. Bela auto-denúncia.

Chloe Zhao really looked at Hamnet and said, 'You know what this needs? That one song guaranteed to make you cry.'

Like bro you could play "On the nature of daylight" over a cooking montage and I'd be in tatters.

what, you expect people to admit, on a global stage, to loving any of the unova designs?

Quero imaginar o Ventura a chegar a casa com esse ar de indignação infantil, sentar no sofá, à procura de apoio moral norte americano, e levar com esta patada na cara