Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

I guess one good thing about a voluntary tax is not having to voluntarily pay it. My path to one of the “8,000 fans” has more curves than I expected.

The eyesore that is the remnants of Cooper Stadium would certainly make a nice place for a training facility. Not as easy to steal, I suppose.

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A benefit of having adult children still living at home is having a chauffeur to take you and your spouse to your colonoscopy date.

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Happy Sodium Sulfate, Potassium Sulfate and Magnesium Sulfate Oral Solution hour to all who celebrate.

I’ll take the nut pain. It eventually goes away.

Because they were awful. I’m pretty certain the one I was forced to wear when I was 10 was meant for an adult. So much trauma.

After 8 games, the 2026 team has 2 points less than the 2016 team at this point in the season. #ForColumbus

This team has been shit since this astroturfed tifo.

I’ve worn a different jersey for every game I’ve watched this season and sometimes changed at halftime. Apologies for not having better strategies. #Crew96

Good thing we have VAR to solve situations like this. Right?!!

Sometimes opposing players hold hands. I don’t see an issue here.

I had no idea this was a thing. Can’t wait to try it.

You could try switching to the local guy who sounds like he’s broadcasting from a closet.

Gazdag with a very nice hockey assist. I’ll take it.

2-0 Revs.

#SaveTheCaps

I like all of these.

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WE HAVE REACHED DEFCON 1 #OPENCUPAFTERDARK IN OUR NATIONS CAPITAL.

I will be doing this from now on.

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Nice!

But look at that passing! Did Nagbe suit up?

As someone who refuses to purchase another damn subscription, I appreciate these updates. MLS app is no help whatsoever.

2-1 Full-time

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Yeah, I’m sure he hasn’t even popped up on Messi’s radar.

Man, I really hope Nancy doesn’t go to Miami.