I hope she rejected Herb Tarlek at the pearly gates.

33, lived in 4.

That’s Charlie Donovan from Major League!!

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Dogs - Pink Floyd

You know restaurant waiting lists? They call your name twice. Then you're just... gone. Like the Dufranes. Poof. No one asks. I bet they're in a trunk, with duct tape. And they're hungry. Bad combo. "Bush, search party of three!" Find the Dufranes. Then eat.

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This is a hard joke to make a pic of!!

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Idea: a projection screen for my backyard, but it only plays Craig Heyward highlights

I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations I've traveled to, but first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down.

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I have no problem not listening to The Temptations, which is weird.

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I have no problem not listening to The Temptations, which is weird.

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I order the club sandwich all the time. And I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

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Best Knock Knock Joke Ever? 😂 Mitch Hedberg ❤️ Shorts #standupcomedy #jokes #classiccomedy YouTube video by Backpack Family

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I Hate Arrows - Mitch Hedberg YouTube video by Erupted Laughs

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One time a guy handed me a picture, he said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger.

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The legendary Mitch Hedberg! YouTube video by Backstage Comics

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Mitch on donuts

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I used to be a hot tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.

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I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.

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An incredible Mitch Hedberg Story YouTube video by Sam Morril

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Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.

Mitch Hedberg - Breakfast Chef (1997) #shorts #standupcomedy #comedyshorts #standup #comedy YouTube video by Classic Comedy

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Mitch Hedberg Vol 1 YouTube video by Buzz Probe

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