Kenny The Bartender here with some wise words from the late great Mitch Hedberg...
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RIP Mitch Hedberg, who died 21 years ago today. Listen to one of his albums, like Mitch All Together, today in remembrance. I will be.
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Anyone else in need of #MitchHedberg energy today?

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some tasty words from the late, great Mitch Hedberg...
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Both #StevenWright & the late #MitchHedberg (R.I.P.) would certainly concur. 📝

Celebrating the 5 second anniversary of you asking me that question. #MitchHedberg

Remembering the hilarious Mitch Hedberg on his birthday. (February 24, 1968)
*His original quote wasn't about Star Wars.
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#StarWars #MitchHedberg #standupcomedian #Comedy #StarWarsFans #Lucasfilm #Disney

pidayscott1 on Instagram: "“Sorry for the convenience.” 😌⬆️This escalator isn’t broken… it’s just been temporarily converted into stairs.Thanks, Mitch Hedber…" “Sorry for the convenience.” 😌⬆️This escalator isn’t broken… it’s just been temporarily converted into stairs.Thanks, Mitch Hedberg, for preparing me for this exact Disney moment.#DisneyWorld #MitchHedberg #SorryForTheConvenience #DisneyHumor #vacationlaughs

“Sorry for the convenience.” 😌⬆️
This escalator isn’t broken… it’s just been temporarily converted into stairs.
Thanks, Mitch Hedberg, for preparing me for this exact Disney moment.

#DisneyWorld #MitchHedberg #SorryForTheConvenience #DisneyHumor #VacationLaughs

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Remembered this joke today! Miss that funny man but glad he gifted such amazing laughs!

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Mitch Hedberg – An Escalator Can Never Break Full Special (Stand-Up Comedy)  In An Escalator Can Never Break, Mitch Hedberg delivers one of the most iconic full specials in stand-up history—effortlessly weird, brilliantly absurd, and endlessly quotable. With his laid-back delivery, surreal one-liners, and genius misdirection, Mitch turns everyday thoughts into jokes that feel both stupidly simple and impossibly clever at the same time. This full special is pure Hedberg: rapid-fire jokes, unexpected logic, and punchlines that sneak up on you long after the laugh hits. An Escalator Can Never Break isn’t just comedy—it’s a masterclass in joke writing and timing. If you love stand-up that’s offbeat, timeless, and unlike anything else ever recorded, this is essential listening.  🔥 #mitchhedberg #anescalatorcanneverbreak #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #fullspecial #justforlaughs #jfl #one linercomedy #cultcomedy #comedylegend #laughoutloud #classicstandup #iconiccomedy #standupclips #timelesscomedy

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Quotes from comedian Mitch Hedberg

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#MitchHedberg corn on the cob joke but “uncircumcised.”

Like they don’t call me unamputated because I have all my extremities.

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some very funny words from the late, great Mitch Hedberg...
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When you wanna get a free sub from Subway

#MitchHedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
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The Daily Quote: Mitch Hedberg. #TheDailyQuote #MitchHedberg

Quote of the Day: Mitch Hedberg #QuoteOfTheDay #MitchHedberg #MessedUpRabbits

The Daily Quote: Mitch Hedberg. #MitchHedberg #TheDailyQuote

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I used to think Greta Thunberg was Smart, Brave, a Humanitarian, and a Fighter.
I STILL DO..but I used to, TOO.
#MitchHedberg #GretaThunberg

#MitchHedberg was right about everything! #escalator #Trump

For all the comics I know, I can't believe none of them busted out this clip this week. #mitchhedberg #escalator

Will #JimmyKimmel give attribution to #MitchHedberg for his joke? Last thing he needs is another scandal.

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LOL, tell it to Trump 🤣

“An escalator can never be break. It can only become stairs. You should never see a sign that says, ‘escalator temporarily out of order,’ just ‘escalator temporarily stairs.’”

— #MitchHedberg, on #escalators 🤣

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