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leftists are my
greatest adversary because they are destroying america
destroying america or being rude to you online?
being rude to me online

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

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I added a new shader to my portal asset. Now you can use a texture combined with a mask texture to create more cool portals!

nojoule.itch.io/pixel-portals

#godotengine #vfx #gamedev #indiedev

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im home w my angry cat and snoring boyfriend

im v happy and im going to bed

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I wish I had more House so I could get these sets to put in it

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I guess I should thank Anthropic for Claude getting throttled to to the point of lobotomy

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#CapeCod #Poetry #Painting #Spring

It is morning, and again
Iam the lucky person to be in it

Mary Oliver

🎨 Kaoru Yamada

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Privatize the gains (seeing hot people), socialize the losses (hot people having to see me)

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a pink stuffed animal with a bow on it is being held by a person . Alt: a pink stuffed animal with a bow on it is carrying a giant purple hammer. It the pokemon Tinkaton

If the universe is taking requests rn:

femme Maker Faire called Tinkathon

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Fortune Favors The Bought

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ah THERE’S the big emotional crash I’ve been waiting for weeks to have

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It's even worse, since if you shooot me, at least I wasn't paying you for years on the promise you'd keep me alive

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'There Is Only One Majority in This Country, That's the Working Class,' Says Mamdani | Common Dreams "It's time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of what it is that we're pursuing and not as part of the appendix."

Mamdani: Democratic socialism viable anywhere. “...this is a politics that can flourish anywhere, because there is only one majority in this country – that’s the working class, and it’s time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of [public policy]..." www.commondreams.org/news/mamdani...

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Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

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Inb4 they announce Trump is in fact Jesus

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Mamdani hasn't had time to really think about all that space he now has, because he spends most of his time at City Hall and around New York City. He tries to keep a semblance of his old life by getting around the city on foot, by bike or train.

"If you spend every single day driving around in a tinted window security detail, you will have a very specific view of the city," he said. "You actually meet other New Yorkers and you break out of the bubble that so many have come to expect of politics, where politicians only seem to be spending time with other politicians or the people who donated to make them politicians."

Mamdani hasn't had time to really think about all that space he now has, because he spends most of his time at City Hall and around New York City. He tries to keep a semblance of his old life by getting around the city on foot, by bike or train. "If you spend every single day driving around in a tinted window security detail, you will have a very specific view of the city," he said. "You actually meet other New Yorkers and you break out of the bubble that so many have come to expect of politics, where politicians only seem to be spending time with other politicians or the people who donated to make them politicians."

I'd say that this applies to anyone traveling in a car in any city. Being in a car versus walking, riding, or taking transit fundamentally changes how you view a place and your relationship to it. I wish more leaders set this kind of example.

www.npr.org/2026/04/16/n...

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These smarmy modern online services that keep trying to penetrate and worm their way into our personal lives are the worst. These companies just refuse to hear that they'd be better off just shutting up and staying the hell out of our way.

(Much love to Katelyn and her cat Samwise tonight. ❤️✨)

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What Radicalized You?

Panel 1
A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk.
Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us.
Woman: But we made record profits last quarter.

Panel 2
A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him.
Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it.

Panel 3
A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him.
Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy.
Man: What weapon?
Cop: Stop resisting!

Panel 4
Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed.
Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

What Radicalized You? Panel 1 A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk. Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us. Woman: But we made record profits last quarter. Panel 2 A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him. Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it. Panel 3 A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him. Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy. Man: What weapon? Cop: Stop resisting! Panel 4 Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed. Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

Enough is enough.

Bonus panel on Patreon!

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The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

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The website has suffered a DDoS (doo doo ass) attack

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I wonder if Notch is still alive

...but not enough to check

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What device did I make this passkey on? Where does it live? The world may never know.

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US Customs declaration screen that asks "Are you a terrorist? Yes, No." Like they're asking you to a fucked up middle school dance.

US Customs declaration screen that asks "Are you a terrorist? Yes, No." Like they're asking you to a fucked up middle school dance.

Ok, ok.... but.... I'm always so tempted 😩

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It's like a built-in "Skip-It"

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Don Iguana 🤌

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The curse of prophesy

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Last month in The Onion:

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Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

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A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.

A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.

A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.

A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.

Here is an easy solution:

Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.

Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.

Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

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Left 4 Dead's graffiti is so memorable because it was made by people—a whole lot of people

aftermath.site/left-4-dead-gr...

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lol lmao

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