ye hating is bad, sure, but do you know what happens when you hate someone for so long that you forget their voice? the perfect opportunity to replace it with a vaguely similar, poorly dubbed one
you can choose forgiveness, i chose to make your lip synch just-slightly-but-consistenly off in my mind
my body when it needs to heal a tattoo: sure thing buddy:) let's get to work!
my body when the skin below the saniderm bends slightly: i am afraid a fatal ailment has befallen me..... there is no salvation, only agony
lmao
Me and @annhogsdilemma.bsky.social housing situation has become rough due some issues involving my disability and I need to move to get healthcare anyways, where ever we move I cannot take these 2 paintings with us and could use the funds
whenever The Computer has internet issues i know that it can realistically be solved, that if i search well enough i'll be rewarded with a restored connection while if i don't manage i only have myself to blame. on the other hand, if The Phone has internet issues it's just so fucking over
They should still get sued into the fucking ground, you shouldn’t get to “whoops sorry” your way out of this
A broken, blue heart
With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man.
I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.
If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
a good thing is when someone posts a picture of a cat, and then people reply with "great cat, here also is a picture of my cat." unsolicited cat pics aplenty. this could be the world we build
i had a dream where i brought my cv to a local bookstore and the owner gave it back to me like "bitch you can't apply for this job with your current salary 🙄😒"
passerò i prossimi giorni* a pensare unicamente a Maria Antonietta a Sanremo con il vestito a margherite che aveva Nada nel '69? probabile
*lasso di tempo compreso tra i 2 e i 22000 giorni
i have never watched supernatural, i have no interest in watching supernatural, but as a user of tumblr dot com i will respect the local customs and accept all the spn posts that cross my dashboard. i'm not sure which guy is which but what the hell destiel is real
if you've never done it, i'd highly recommend having a test soup once in a while: you put like one known ingredient and a bunch of stuff you haven't tried so you can test out their flavour and texture, so when the time comes to make a higher stakes soup you can safely use the ingredients. enrichment
Unsolicited fun fact that a lot of people already know but tickles me to no end is roly pollies are the only terrestrial isopods and all their cousins live in the water like the bottom dwelling deep sea isopods who I like to imagine would also curl up into a ball and roll around if it was on land.
why does having people visit the apartment you're going to move out of feel like you're being hunted for sport
screenshot from the Subway Takes video of a guy with long hair and a blue shirt holding a subway metro card / microphone “I think we need to destroy the data centers”
me in any conversation about anything lately:
i think car horns should have a cooldown period
getting tech recruiting emails is a uniquely horrific psychic experience
wanna build completely unregulated digital casinos? plagiarism machines that give children asthma / detailed suicide instructions? the panopticon?? double enron??? a new kind of cancer that only kills orphans?????
I just keep looking at this and laughing. best thing europe has done since ecce homo.
i feel like you should be allowed to retire in your 30s if you promise very hard you're gonna make the most out of it. in your 20s even. i was born to live like a pensioner, this is my true calling
omw to morning cinema :] <3 ^_^
Happy birthday Mewtwo!! 🥳🥳
#Pokemon30
got prescribed adhd medication a while ago and, hey, what a weird coincidence that for the first time in >15 years i haven't needed to take migraine medication for two weeks in a row. looked it up and it's apparently Not A Coincidence At All there are studies and all, isn't it the coolest thing ever
istg the most boring art always comes from people who wanted to Make Art all their life. my biggest pet peeve is interacting with something that was made because the author wanted to Create but struggled to decide what because they had nothing to say. i promise life goes on if you're not an artist
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
additional details: i already tried with different keyboards and i tried uninstalling every other keyboard
question for folks who are less mobile-illiterate than me: i have a third party keyboard installed on android 13, whenever i restart my phone it's disabled and i have to enable it from settings. gboard is the only one that stays on after restart but i want a different one, is there a way avoid this?
among the first recorded cases of the grink being there
Yeah I slept like a log, my slowly decaying body provided shelter and sustenance to a wide variety of small invertebrates
