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Posts by oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️

On the left, Mona just woke up. She has big chonky glasses on, her hair is all unkempt, she's having her coffee, she's wearing a grey hoodie over a shirt she got at the Pasco airport as a joke but it's comfy and she kind of likes it.

On the right, Mona is wearing a navy tank top with grey trim. She is all femmed up. No glasses, short blue hair kind of floppy in the front. Her makeup:

Yummy Skin Blurring Balm Powder - Color 1.5

MAC Macximal Matte Lipstick - Russian Red

Ulta Cream Shadow Stick - Silver Lining 

Ulta Automatic Eye Liner- Matte Cobalt

Heroine Make Volume & Curl Mascara - 01 Jet Black

Neutrogena Mattiftying Finishing Powder

On the left, Mona just woke up. She has big chonky glasses on, her hair is all unkempt, she's having her coffee, she's wearing a grey hoodie over a shirt she got at the Pasco airport as a joke but it's comfy and she kind of likes it. On the right, Mona is wearing a navy tank top with grey trim. She is all femmed up. No glasses, short blue hair kind of floppy in the front. Her makeup: Yummy Skin Blurring Balm Powder - Color 1.5 MAC Macximal Matte Lipstick - Russian Red Ulta Cream Shadow Stick - Silver Lining Ulta Automatic Eye Liner- Matte Cobalt Heroine Make Volume & Curl Mascara - 01 Jet Black Neutrogena Mattiftying Finishing Powder

Had a moment of "Ahhh! I haven't played with makeup in a few weeks! Do I still got it?" + I've had a couple of blemishes pop up (grr having sensitive skin), so I wanted to feel cute. Full makeup inventory in the alt text.

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Holy shit it just hit me that I'll be in Seattle in 17 days 🤩🤩🤩

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Production stills of Kim Greist and Jonathan Pryce from Terry Gilliam's 1985 film Brazil.

Production stills of Kim Greist and Jonathan Pryce from Terry Gilliam's 1985 film Brazil.

Repost your first crush

(I was a weird 11 year old that had access to HBO and got hyperfixated on Terry Gilliam's Brazil.)

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A ★★★★½ review of Speed Racer (2008) (Screened in IMAX, blasted onto the screen by the brand spanking new laser projector at the AMC Easton 30) I gobbled down a whole effing bag of Sour Patch Kids before the end of the Casa Cristo 5000, ...

HA HA HA HA HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWWWWWWSOME 🤩🤩🤩

boxd.it/e3ER4T

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Mona at Dah MOV-EESH. She is wearing a Pink Opaque hat from I Saw The TV Glow and a Patrick Willems "I like movies with vibes" shirt

Mona at Dah MOV-EESH. She is wearing a Pink Opaque hat from I Saw The TV Glow and a Patrick Willems "I like movies with vibes" shirt

It's time for ADHD: The Motion Picture (AKA Speed Racer) in IMAX. So torqued for this one! 🏁🏁🏁🏎️🐒

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The Most Important Movie Of The 21st Century
The Most Important Movie Of The 21st Century YouTube video by Patrick (H) Willems

As I've previously been blathering about, I'm catching an IMAX screening of my 2nd favorite film by The Wachowskis tonight, Speed Racer. If you haven't seen this excellent @patrickhwillems.bsky.social video about the film, I can't recommend it strongly enough...

youtu.be/vwh9ETdhrf4?...

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🤦🤦🤦 I don't have the roster in front of me, but SURELY the Lightning have many Canadian players? This shit is cringe, gauche, just fuckin' gross. Booooo.

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Mona and her younger kiddo after kiddo performed in Bye Bye Birdie. Mona's crayon drawing is of an Ankylosaurus looking at a burger with the caption Ankys love 5 guyz

Mona and her younger kiddo after kiddo performed in Bye Bye Birdie. Mona's crayon drawing is of an Ankylosaurus looking at a burger with the caption Ankys love 5 guyz

Got to see my younger kiddo perform in a production of Bye Bye Birdie (And she CRUSHED IT), and then we went to get Five Guys. I made this contribution to their public crayon art installation 😂😂😂

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Uhhhh, Columbus folks. Speed Racer (2008) in IMAX. At Easton. Monday April 20 only. 4:45 and 8 pm shows. 🤩🤩

www.amctheatres.com/movie-theatr...

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A ★★★★½ review of Project Hail Mary (2026) (Yes, I'm a big ol' sap because I'm giving it an additional half star on account of seeing it with my older kiddo and us having a good time together.) This was my first non-IMAX PHM screening, and whi...

I've added a half star after both my 2nd and 3rd screenings. Good thing I'm not a professional film critic, huh? Bc I am a SAAAAAAPPPP.

boxd.it/e2x0RZ

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Dah MOV-EESH

Dah MOV-EESH

3rd screening of Project Hail Mary for me, 1st for my older kiddo 😊😊

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Just rolled out of bed Mona vs Mona put on outside clothes but still didn't feel like taking a shower so she has declared a hat day.

Just rolled out of bed Mona vs Mona put on outside clothes but still didn't feel like taking a shower so she has declared a hat day.

Happy Sunday, dorks! 😁🤓🤪

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Feels like this is gonna be a looooonnnng season. Sigh. #Crew96

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Goddamn it, #Crew96

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Arf arf arf!! #Crew96

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I was just saying this!

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Mona takes a selfie wearing a black hoodie over an ash grey Columbus Crew shirt

Mona takes a selfie wearing a black hoodie over an ash grey Columbus Crew shirt

It's MatchDay! Let's go #Crew96 💛🖤💛⚽

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Mona and Rhea before AIDS Walk Ohio

Mona and Rhea before AIDS Walk Ohio

Mona posing for a giant propaganda mural

Mona posing for a giant propaganda mural

Mona and Rhea playing the basketball

Mona and Rhea playing the basketball

Rhea & Mona: Sporting queers. 🏀👟⛹️🚶

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Buds in for Mona

Buds in for Mona

Love my community, love our events. Love the noise cancellation on my Pixel Buds Pro 2 just as much! Why so loud? Mona old. 😂

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Mona's really gaying up the joint, huh?

Mona's really gaying up the joint, huh?

Behold my AIDS Walk Ohio fit! 😁

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If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses (2025)

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Aww I love this pic of you!

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So impressive that it's so tonally different from 28 Years Later, but it also feels like a completely natural continuation of that story. Loved both films so much.

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Also my fave of 2026 thus far.

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Could not agree any harder—Also miss when Google made smaller Pixel phones here.

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Mona takes a selfie, wearing a navy t-shirt and ball cap. The hat says 2x Super Bowl Champions along side the Seattle Seahawks logo. The shirt has the Seahawks wordmark and the number 12.

Mona takes a selfie, wearing a navy t-shirt and ball cap. The hat says 2x Super Bowl Champions along side the Seattle Seahawks logo. The shirt has the Seahawks wordmark and the number 12.

It's a great Friday to be a fan of our World Champion Seattle Seahawks, ain't it, 12s? 😁😁😁

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Congrats! 🤩🤩

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Apparently the most popular Dirty Soda chain in Utah is called "Swig."

Ewwww.

I think Salt Lake City is lovely and I'd like to visit again, so no disrespect to the good folks of The Beehive State, but yeah, once again: Ew.

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OK, I LOVE those Orlando Thunder kits 🤩🤩

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Yes yes, they look like highlighters, they look like Oregon, blah blah blah. Us 12s can respectfully disagree amongst ourselves about what our lads wear—But to everyone else wandering in here talking shit, well... #Seahawks

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