Village cricket match, green pitch, blue sky, cloud cover. Looks like perfect cricket conditions.

And we're off! #villagecricket

Want to play a Christ Simulator? There’s a new video game called ‘I Am Jesus Christ’. But I’ve got way better titles for it than that. What’s yours? (Get more golden punnery like this and all my newsletters at my 5ubstack, BetterThanX.co.uk)

Where am I supposed to get a ticket?

Tough times often signal that something isn’t working, whether it’s a strategy, a relationship, a career path, or an assumption about how the world operates. A positive mindset allows us to view these signals as valuable data rather than personal indictments.

Look, nuclear war is really bad, but so is paper straws and being respectful of others.

duckduckgo.com?q=valerie+le... just spotted Valerie Leon in The Persuaders

It's only since i started to listen to @impq.bsky.social that i started to understand what people think are good Iron Maiden songs. Let me tell you, Flash of the Blade is a grade A song that has few peers.

Catching up with @impq.bsky.social . Expected to recognise musical stings from Bod. Good work lads

Sex test used in IOC’s new transgender ban more likely to exclude from Olympics intersex women who were assigned female at birth Genetic testing is now required to participate in women’s events in the Olympics. But the new policy oversimplifies biological sex and risks discrimination against some female athletes.

“Sex testing has switched from genitals to genes to testosterone levels, and now back to genes. While the stated goal for these policies was to uncover males pretending to be female, they have never found any. Instead, they identified and excluded intersex women.”

Sex testing in sport harms women.

Steve

Screenshot graphic of the top three proposals from our competition to rename Comet 3I/ATLAS ;-)

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The last episode broadcast before I was born

Live from Loreley

wait. is everyone else on this platform SOBER?

Y'all that's absolutely the worst way to approach this.

@depot.dev Are you having an availability issue? I'm having trouble connecting

Depot Exponentially faster builds for everyone.

Its my first day running Depot.dev and it is madly fast. I have a a very agent heavy workflow with a lot of jury-rigged tools, so I'm very interested in any new tooling that you can bring to my workflow.

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We didn't just find his videos - we also found Farage's outtakes, which show when his money-making sideline is interrupted by a text message or phone call, requiring him to re-record the video, he appears quick to anger.

A gigantic billboard beside a road shows (at life-size) an enormous, grand building. Text beside it reads: "Foundation For Astonishingly Extravagant Gestures" a sticker below adds "Coming Soon" Dwarfed by the billboard is a shabby little building with a sign reading "Institute of Pragmatic Solutions"

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

I've got a challenge for Alice @impq.bsky.social How much will it cost me to have Bruce and Blaze specially record a version of "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better?"

Quality heresy here!

Chappell Roan? #ironmaiden

IT HAS COME TO THIS! Please donate to our Knebworth appeal. We want to record a special Eddfest episode just for YOU. Listen to today’s episode for details. Please donate and/or repost and spread the word. Thank you! www.gofundme.com/f/impqeddfest

Agnes was incredibly pleased with how lifelike she’d made the top half of the tree stump but decided she couldn’t be arsed with the bottom half as male genitalia are notoriously difficult to whittle.

#GirlsOwnCC

I’m celebrationing National Proofreading Day instead 😛

Bum Farto - Wikipedia

Anyone want a game of No More Jockeys? I'll go first. Allow me to introduce you to Bum Farto. No more people with names that will incapacitate a four year old. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Far...

One nice example of generative slop degrading quality is in auto captions for social media vids

Speech to text is getting MASSIVELY worse as it becomes more and more generative, and often it completely changes the meaning on insta, tiktok etc. That gets worse as companies squeeze compute and power

Wot no mini podcast gold today? I've had to go and dig it out myself now @impq.bsky.social

FREE WILL (Palindrome)

I’m all I was.
It is as it is.
A will am I.