"This bird gonna square-up or what?"

Don't expect me to feel bad for his suffering when he wouldn't lift a finger for millions of innocent Palestinians. Screw him tbh...

May Joe Biden get his all his treatments for his cancer done at all the good hospitals in Gaza. Oh, wait... oops...

Look at my cat Simon. He stood this way for five minutes straight while looking out the window.

So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?

some people go on vacations to sightsee and go on beautiful hikes but nancy mace flies around the country looking at bathrooms

Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.

I’m not sure how Duffy can fix any of the issues with air travel when he’s on Fox 24/7 complaining about it and blaming other people. STFU for 5 minutes and do your job! This isn’t a reality TV show - people’s lives and livelihoods are in the hands of these unqualified dipshits.

Star Wars Intro Scroll Episode IV It Was All So Stupid Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.

A list of bad-news headlines wrapped up with an Atlantic article headlined “Why are young people everywhere so unhappy?”

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

One of the arguments neoliberals made about "free trade" in the late 1990s, was that it would reduce military conflict. I don't think that quite bore out the way they said, but it does strike me as true that destroying the US-China trade relationship WILL make military confrontation much more likely

i will say again that given the trajectory of the white house so far, strident opposition a la 2017 would have absolutely been the most prudent and effective decision and the absence of that opposition in the first two months made things demonstrably worse.

Kids, we got to cut back on the toys. This is Donald Trump’s economy now.

Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.

'Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah'
(1991) #nw #filmsky 📽️

Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.

it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months

yeah i am pretty much on the side of primary everyone

Pritzker: As a Ukrainian American Jew who built a holocaust museum… let me say this to Donald Trump: Stop tearing down the constitution in the name of my ancestors. Do not claim that your authoritarian power grabs are about combatting anti-semitism.

I don't care about Liberals winning, I need conservatism to die around the world and Mark Carney to be a bulwark against Trump, inshallah 🙏

I, Godzilla, have have just received the letter from Chuck Schumer. My response: "lmao, lol."

New Yorker cartoon of a giant monster destroying a city, flames, people fleeing, and one man points to the monster and says "Quick! Somebody get Chuck Schumer to write a strongly worded letter." Cartoon by Jason Adam Katzenstein

Chuck Schumer makes it to the New Yorker cartoon section. And not in a good way. Chuck, this is your legacy unless you seriously step up.
@schumer.senate.gov

Wily Economy Coyote

I have faith in you Canada 🇨🇦

I made sure to stock up on essentials yesterday before the shelves are empty due to supply chain disruptions due the tariff fuckery. I suggest you all do the same if you're able to.

that single sentence is going to drive me insane

Multiple articles have been written about Bluesky being a dangerous echo chamber while the world’s richest and influential men are having their brains cooked in increasingly extremist group chats