Genius! Evil, but genius.

Not quite a house but Lucius has been baking gingerbread biscuits for Izzy 👀
#everythingissprizzy #festiveedition
#nsfwbutitsgingerbread
Thanks to @fridaml.bsky.social for the photo mwahaha

illustration by Abigail Larson inspired by Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein". The scene depicts Frankenstein's monster carrying Elizabeth Lavenza.

Take me with you 🫀

man the chokehold this movie has on me #frankenstein

A piece of fanart featuring a pin-up style Lucius Spriggs with Izzy Hands in his lap, burying his face into Lucius’ hair. The picture is based on a scene from the movie Wilde.

Hello Sprizzy nation, does anyone know the original artist of this little piece of gorgeousness?
#sprizzy #fanart #ofmd

"I just don't understand why it has to be me."
"He asked for you."

"There he is."

I think priest/sea god could work for them too

Oh hellooo. It's been a while since I've done one of these styles. Pretty sunglow Lucius for you 😘

#OFMD

Finally finished the last season of Ted Lasso and, fuck yes, that stuck the landing. I need to inhale some Keely/Roy/Jamie fic though.

Happy bisexual awakening day for those who celebrate

Izzy: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Ed: *crouches down*
Stede: *kneels down*
Jack: *sits on the floor*
Izzy:
Izzy: I hate all of you.

Claudia is my coven.
#iwtv #claudeleine

thank you for your donation @izzyspinkitoe.bsky.social !!

merlucius is having a GREAT day because a hot old sailor guy washed up on his beach AND he didn’t even have to do any of the hard work of singing or preening in the waves

now if only someone would sail by with an iced brown sugar espresso 😩

Listen, I love the dark, kinky, fucked up Devil's Minion fics as much as the next gal, but goddamn it I need more Devil's Minion romcoms 😫 #iwtv #iwtvfanfiction #devilsminion (please place rec in the replies if you got any lol)

Kraken crochet stede. He has an orange and green tentacle bottom and a beard!

Well, he certainly isn't shy. Popped out, crawled right up, and started singing
#yarnboys

We'll make it through AS A CREW!! 🖤🏴‍☠️✨️ #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #crewforlife

Brighten your day with another gif of Con's laugh from the Valentizzy event ❤ 😊 #ConONeill

Sprizzy with acrylics
They sharing the night ✨
#ofmd #sprizzy #ourflagmeansdeath

My Rats Eat Better Than Me 🍲🐀

We have a very special dinner for the boys tonight... polenta! 👀 I made them a heart-shaped turmeric and oregano polenta, with a side of peas, tomatoes and flaxseeds ✨ You can see Ed here was very excited about it 🤣

Great thread ❤️
Great recs ❤️

Oh no.... they... they shrunk and made a sandwich! #Steddyhands #OurFlagMeansDeath

Cutie patooties! 😍😍

Right, I forgot to post this here!

#IwtV #armandaniel #IwtVfanfic #devilsminion

✨ archiveofourown.org/works/63719497 ✨

Good morning to all my Sprizzy frens!!! #Sprizzy #OurFlagMeansDeath

“I don't care if this is a dream!” Lucius yelled, feeling ever so slightly deranged. “If you touch him again I'm gonna phaser you up whatever passes for an arsehole among your species then key your tacky black hovercraft all to shit!” He meant it, too. It'd been a long day – a long several days – and just because he didn't personally like Commander Hands didn’t mean his brain had permission to gruesomely maim the guy in front of him like this the moment he fell asleep. He didn't need help from anyone when it came to tormenting Izzy Hands, let alone his own subconscious. He had it covered just fine, thanks. But before Lucius could reach them, the dark figure turned and, with a swish of its long robes, stepped away and into the waiting hovercraft. “Good riddance,” Lucius shouted at the rapidly retreating vehicle, kicking a shower of loose stones at it for good measure. They pinged impotently off the force shields. “Get your own petulant dick to torture next time; this one's spoken for.”

Lucius closed his eyes and counted slowly to ten. “Buttons, you know I love and appreciate you, right?” Buttons frowned, giving off a mistrusting sort of confusion. “Aye,” he said, as if this knowledge was a cause of deep suspicion and concern in itself. “Good. So understand it comes from a place of love when I ask you to please, for the love of the four deities, get to the fucking point so I can go to work and get a cup of coffee.” “Coffee,” Buttons repeated, solemnly, and Lucius immediately realised his mistake. He opened his mouth to take it back, but Buttons was already speaking. “Understood, Lieutenant Commander. Would you like me to send KARL here off to fetch one for you?” God no. Lucius felt himself physically flinch. “Um, no thanks, it's fine.” “Don’t worry, he understands what went wrong last time. Don'tcha, wee pal?” The hovering sphere made a series of soft, purring bleeps. “See?” “I'm sure he does. It's just that it took a really long time for the skin grafts to heal after last time and–” “We'd been studying the corona of that white dwarf star, the parameters for “hot” were set to one point eight million kelvin. It's hardly KARL's fault you specifically asked him for, and I quote, “coffee, black, hot”.”

How about some Star Trek AU for your OFMD reading pleasure?

Chapter 5 of my sprizzy fic, Darmok and Jalad on the Ocean, is now up! Link below 😊🖖