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digital drawing of izzy hands from our flag means death (nsfw) - s1 era (so both legs, missing toe), izzy is reclined on his back with his legs spread showing off his fuzzy pussy and dick, he's fully nude and has cum on his tits and in his cunt. he's smirking and looking fucked out, but is saying "is that all you've got, captains?"

digital drawing of izzy hands from our flag means death (nsfw) - s1 era (so both legs, missing toe), izzy is reclined on his back with his legs spread showing off his fuzzy pussy and dick, he's fully nude and has cum on his tits and in his cunt. he's smirking and looking fucked out, but is saying "is that all you've got, captains?"

i probs won't have time to draw anything for TDOV today, but i did discover my long dis-used OG nsfw OFMD folder the other day with a few bits i haven't reposted here (these are from 2022!) so, enjoy!

#izzyhands #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #steddyhands

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Izzy was the first to notice Stede’s floral preheat aroma. He demanded the omega go into the auxiliary wardrobe where their shared nest with Ed was. 

After Ed made up with the crew (properly this time), he, Stede, and Izzy gradually became three-way mates. Any soft, beautiful fabrics looted from large merchant ships found their way into their nest or were given to Wee John as part of his share. 

Ed was heavily pregnant with Izzy’s pups and of course spent a lot of time in their nest, but he was too distracted this morning by his pickle and pineapple cravings to leave the galley and help. 

Izzy took advantage of Ed’s absence to offer his assistance, even though Ed would have been in full support of his former co-captain and first mate breeding like wild rabbits without him. 

There was no hesitation in Stede’s voice when he begged Izzy to mount him. He put a pillow at the end of the bed for Izzy’s residual limb while the alpha removed his wooden leg. 

The men’s aroused scents spiked as they stripped. Stede was transfixed by Izzy’s tip revealing itself from his foreskin, just as needy as his own sex. He gasped when the alpha was fully hard; it was always impressive how much his shorter mate’s already large c*ck grew. 

Stede’s omega penis was smaller than Ed’s but had more overhang. Even erect, he needed to retract his foreskin by hand to expose the pink glans. His sensitivity often increased during his heats to the point where he could orgasm without a knot, so he left it alone for now. That didn’t stop it from twitching, though. 

Izzy noticed and smirked, “I know you like what you see, Bonnet, but you’re not getting it yet.” 

Stede gave a whine in response, but wasn’t disappointed for long. He was efficiently prepped with coconut oil and Izzy’s rough hands, then given a choice between a rope and the alpha’s cravat for bondage. 

In his lustful haze, Stede chose the cravat.

1/3 Izzy was the first to notice Stede’s floral preheat aroma. He demanded the omega go into the auxiliary wardrobe where their shared nest with Ed was. After Ed made up with the crew (properly this time), he, Stede, and Izzy gradually became three-way mates. Any soft, beautiful fabrics looted from large merchant ships found their way into their nest or were given to Wee John as part of his share. Ed was heavily pregnant with Izzy’s pups and of course spent a lot of time in their nest, but he was too distracted this morning by his pickle and pineapple cravings to leave the galley and help. Izzy took advantage of Ed’s absence to offer his assistance, even though Ed would have been in full support of his former co-captain and first mate breeding like wild rabbits without him. There was no hesitation in Stede’s voice when he begged Izzy to mount him. He put a pillow at the end of the bed for Izzy’s residual limb while the alpha removed his wooden leg. The men’s aroused scents spiked as they stripped. Stede was transfixed by Izzy’s tip revealing itself from his foreskin, just as needy as his own sex. He gasped when the alpha was fully hard; it was always impressive how much his shorter mate’s already large c*ck grew. Stede’s omega penis was smaller than Ed’s but had more overhang. Even erect, he needed to retract his foreskin by hand to expose the pink glans. His sensitivity often increased during his heats to the point where he could orgasm without a knot, so he left it alone for now. That didn’t stop it from twitching, though. Izzy noticed and smirked, “I know you like what you see, Bonnet, but you’re not getting it yet.” Stede gave a whine in response, but wasn’t disappointed for long. He was efficiently prepped with coconut oil and Izzy’s rough hands, then given a choice between a rope and the alpha’s cravat for bondage. In his lustful haze, Stede chose the cravat.

2/3 

Izzy bound Stede’s wrists and settled into a comfortable position between his legs. He took the omega slowly, then picked up the pace when Stede begged for more. However, just as Stede was close to climax, Izzy pulled out. 

“No! Please! Alpha, don’t stop now,” the needy omega whimpered. 

“Shhh… I’m not finished with you yet. Your heat hasn’t begun proper,” Izzy snickered. 

“This isn’t fair!” Stede exclaimed as he was pounded into again by the alpha above him. 

Izzy ignored the omega’s complaints. He bottomed out and right when his knot started to tug at his blonde mate’s rim, his other mate entered the room. 

“Aw, you two aren’t gonna leave me out, are you?” Ed teased. 

To Stede’s chagrin, Izzy pulled out once more and turned to beckon Ed over, “Nah, just gettin’ warmed up, Eddie.” 

“Nice. Love that for us, Iz,” Ed replied before whispering something into Izzy’s ear. 

“F*cking hell,” the alpha moaned and licked his lips. 

Stede whined, feeling left out. 

“I haven’t forgotten about you, love. Just wanna get comfy,” Ed chuckled. The bed dipped where his heavy belly laid on it. 

When Ed was content, he winked at Izzy and gave him a “go on” motion. His sex drive was low today, so he just wanted to be close to his mates. 

Izzy crawled over Stede to sit on his chest and began to rub the base of his length, right under the area his knot would have inflated. 

Stede’s eyes widened in horror when he realized what was happening, “Now just wait a minute! Izzy, you’re not really going to pop your knot right in front of me, are you? I need to c*me!”

2/3 Izzy bound Stede’s wrists and settled into a comfortable position between his legs. He took the omega slowly, then picked up the pace when Stede begged for more. However, just as Stede was close to climax, Izzy pulled out. “No! Please! Alpha, don’t stop now,” the needy omega whimpered. “Shhh… I’m not finished with you yet. Your heat hasn’t begun proper,” Izzy snickered. “This isn’t fair!” Stede exclaimed as he was pounded into again by the alpha above him. Izzy ignored the omega’s complaints. He bottomed out and right when his knot started to tug at his blonde mate’s rim, his other mate entered the room. “Aw, you two aren’t gonna leave me out, are you?” Ed teased. To Stede’s chagrin, Izzy pulled out once more and turned to beckon Ed over, “Nah, just gettin’ warmed up, Eddie.” “Nice. Love that for us, Iz,” Ed replied before whispering something into Izzy’s ear. “F*cking hell,” the alpha moaned and licked his lips. Stede whined, feeling left out. “I haven’t forgotten about you, love. Just wanna get comfy,” Ed chuckled. The bed dipped where his heavy belly laid on it. When Ed was content, he winked at Izzy and gave him a “go on” motion. His sex drive was low today, so he just wanted to be close to his mates. Izzy crawled over Stede to sit on his chest and began to rub the base of his length, right under the area his knot would have inflated. Stede’s eyes widened in horror when he realized what was happening, “Now just wait a minute! Izzy, you’re not really going to pop your knot right in front of me, are you? I need to c*me!”

3/3 

Izzy stroked himself faster despite Stede’s desperate pleas. He groaned aloud and ejaculated across Stede’s shocked face. 

Watching Izzy’s fat knot pop in his tight fist drove Stede mad. His loose hole had nothing to clamp onto now! He whispered to himself, “No, no, no, no.” 

Izzy removed the cravat around Stede’s wrists and stretched out between him and Ed. 

Stede didn’t wait for permission before stroking his straining c*ck. He was going to have at least one orgasm within the hour whether they wanted him to or not. 

Ed pulled Izzy into a deep, passionate kiss while their mate satisfied his preheat need. They smiled upon hearing Stede’s labored breath halt for a moment, then continue. 

“Feeling better, Bonnet?” Izzy asked over his shoulder. 

“Oh, loads. No thanks to either of you, of course,” Stede panted. He used the corner of a blanket to wipe the cooling semen away from his face, but still felt dirty. 

“You’ll have me to thank for that, mate,” Ed grinned like the cat that got the cream. 

“That was terrible of you,” Stede playfully scoffed and left to put the messy blanket in the closet’s hamper and wash up. He couldn’t be too upset; it was hot in a way to be denied pleasure until his heat actually began and he knew his mates wouldn’t deny him then. 

Sufficiently clean, Stede returned to the nest to kiss and cuddle both men. He ran his fingers across Ed’s stomach, tickling the other omega. 

Izzy dressed and righted himself after his knot went down. He exited the closet, promising food and water upon his return. 

“You ok for real?” Ed’s eyes were wide and his question was genuine. 

Stede answered, “Yeah, I’m ok for real, dearest.” 

Ed nodded, “Right. Good. Ok.”

3/3 Izzy stroked himself faster despite Stede’s desperate pleas. He groaned aloud and ejaculated across Stede’s shocked face. Watching Izzy’s fat knot pop in his tight fist drove Stede mad. His loose hole had nothing to clamp onto now! He whispered to himself, “No, no, no, no.” Izzy removed the cravat around Stede’s wrists and stretched out between him and Ed. Stede didn’t wait for permission before stroking his straining c*ck. He was going to have at least one orgasm within the hour whether they wanted him to or not. Ed pulled Izzy into a deep, passionate kiss while their mate satisfied his preheat need. They smiled upon hearing Stede’s labored breath halt for a moment, then continue. “Feeling better, Bonnet?” Izzy asked over his shoulder. “Oh, loads. No thanks to either of you, of course,” Stede panted. He used the corner of a blanket to wipe the cooling semen away from his face, but still felt dirty. “You’ll have me to thank for that, mate,” Ed grinned like the cat that got the cream. “That was terrible of you,” Stede playfully scoffed and left to put the messy blanket in the closet’s hamper and wash up. He couldn’t be too upset; it was hot in a way to be denied pleasure until his heat actually began and he knew his mates wouldn’t deny him then. Sufficiently clean, Stede returned to the nest to kiss and cuddle both men. He ran his fingers across Ed’s stomach, tickling the other omega. Izzy dressed and righted himself after his knot went down. He exited the closet, promising food and water upon his return. “You ok for real?” Ed’s eyes were wide and his question was genuine. Stede answered, “Yeah, I’m ok for real, dearest.” Ed nodded, “Right. Good. Ok.”

Day 6: Heat Cycle, Breeding, & Fine Fabrics

Stede’s mates tease him during a preheat.

CW: Cis Omega!Stede, Cis Alpha!Izzy, Pregnant Cis Omega!Ed, PIV Sex, BDSM, Cravat Bondage, Knot & Orgasm Denials, Coitus Interruptus, Masturbation, Dub-Con Facial

#nsfw #steddyhands #ofmdnsfw #OmegaStedeWeek

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which is the dream and which is reality? izzy is having an interesting time while sleeping...
#ofmdnsfw #steddyhands

(art done for 'somnophilia' in my latest izzituations sketch zine, available here:
cecillusive.itch.io/izzituations...)

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Teach waved his hand. "So, yeah. I began my new life. Not only that I could no longer digest vegetables, I also have a whole new job. Running his affairs, responding to letters," he continued. "Changing his clients' minds with a little fuckery."
"I see." Bonnet poured tea into his cup. He initially wanted to pour another round for Teach, but he noticed that his cup was still full. Besides, another question randomly appeared in his mind. "Ed. Wait. If Hornigold is your master ..."
"Hm?"
"Where is he now?"
Teach did not give an immediate answer. But there was a hint of anger in his eyes.

A document with the following text: Teach waved his hand. "So, yeah. I began my new life. Not only that I could no longer digest vegetables, I also have a whole new job. Running his affairs, responding to letters," he continued. "Changing his clients' minds with a little fuckery." "I see." Bonnet poured tea into his cup. He initially wanted to pour another round for Teach, but he noticed that his cup was still full. Besides, another question randomly appeared in his mind. "Ed. Wait. If Hornigold is your master ..." "Hm?" "Where is he now?" Teach did not give an immediate answer. But there was a hint of anger in his eyes.

#Steddyhands #VampireAU

Yes young vampire Ed and his master Hornigold

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This garbage was a lot sexier in my head. I’m so sorry. 

~~~ 

Stede would’ve been happy to simply sleep in his small nest with his mates tonight. Instead, he is standing next to Izzy in front of Ed, all of them surrounded by the aroma of Ed’s desire: a mix of rum, tobacco, leather, and what must be the smell of the deep sea itself. 

Stede knows his and Izzy’s scents have strengthened, yet are still toned down by their suppressants. It’s to be expected in response to their alpha’s need. 

What wasn’t expected was Ed’s request. He wants to watch his omegas act as if they’re alphas trying to b!tch one another! 

Izzy was all for it. Stede suspects the temperamental little b*stard has harbored this fantasy for some time and either told Ed or the clever alpha figured it out on his own. 

“Strip,” Ed commanded from the small bed, “Winner gets my knot.” 

Both omegas do as their alpha wishes. 

Stede can hear Ed’s breath hasten as he watches. It’s a great boost to his self esteem to be as desirable as the older, rougher omega to his left. He turns and flaunts his body as he removes his shirt and breeches. 

Ed chuckles when Stede’s frilly, slick-damp underclothes are thrown to him. He catches them, holds them to his face, breathes deep, and tucks them between his leather-clad legs. 

Izzy doesn’t tease Ed like Stede does when he undresses. He doesn’t feel the need. To him, it’s a means to an end rather than another way to seduce his mates. He scoffs at the blonde’s peacocking. 

Ed fixes his elder omega with an intense look, “You think you’re better than him, Iz?”

1/4 This garbage was a lot sexier in my head. I’m so sorry. ~~~ Stede would’ve been happy to simply sleep in his small nest with his mates tonight. Instead, he is standing next to Izzy in front of Ed, all of them surrounded by the aroma of Ed’s desire: a mix of rum, tobacco, leather, and what must be the smell of the deep sea itself. Stede knows his and Izzy’s scents have strengthened, yet are still toned down by their suppressants. It’s to be expected in response to their alpha’s need. What wasn’t expected was Ed’s request. He wants to watch his omegas act as if they’re alphas trying to b!tch one another! Izzy was all for it. Stede suspects the temperamental little b*stard has harbored this fantasy for some time and either told Ed or the clever alpha figured it out on his own. “Strip,” Ed commanded from the small bed, “Winner gets my knot.” Both omegas do as their alpha wishes. Stede can hear Ed’s breath hasten as he watches. It’s a great boost to his self esteem to be as desirable as the older, rougher omega to his left. He turns and flaunts his body as he removes his shirt and breeches. Ed chuckles when Stede’s frilly, slick-damp underclothes are thrown to him. He catches them, holds them to his face, breathes deep, and tucks them between his leather-clad legs. Izzy doesn’t tease Ed like Stede does when he undresses. He doesn’t feel the need. To him, it’s a means to an end rather than another way to seduce his mates. He scoffs at the blonde’s peacocking. Ed fixes his elder omega with an intense look, “You think you’re better than him, Iz?”

2/4 

“Yeah, I f*cking do, Captain.” 

Stede playfully sneers, “As if.” 

“Prove it then. Both of you,” Ed growls. 

It’s all the incentive Izzy needs to tackle Stede to the floor. He’s rolled over and punched in the gut for his effort. 

Stede attempts to open Izzy’s legs but the smaller omega is faster, more experienced in combat. 

Ed removes his shirt to pinch a small nipple, imagining it’s one of his mates doing it rather than himself. 

Izzy grabs a handful of golden curls and pulls. The man attached to the fair locks shrieks and swats at his arm, but he doesn’t let go. Izzy takes the opportunity to plunge his hand between his opponent’s legs and curl his fingers. 

Stede moans and grinds for a split second before wrenching the other omega’s hand from his hole; he can’t let himself fail so easily! He pins Izzy’s arm to the floor above his head and pushes against a nerve in his wrist. 

Sharp pain shoots through Izzy’s arm, causing him to hiss and let go of Stede’s hair with his other hand to grab it. 

Ed gropes the bulge in his trousers and moans. The smell of sweat from his omegas mixes with their respective scents and reaches his sensitive nose. 

Once more does Stede try to pry the hairy thighs under him apart, but once more he is thwarted. This time it’s by Izzy’s forehead coming into contact with his. He groans and reaches for his face. It’ll be bruised by tomorrow morning, he’s sure. 

Izzy flips the younger omega while he’s distracted and settles his small hips between his. He thrusts once and misses, then thrusts again and feels hot, wet flesh around his c*ck.

2/4 “Yeah, I f*cking do, Captain.” Stede playfully sneers, “As if.” “Prove it then. Both of you,” Ed growls. It’s all the incentive Izzy needs to tackle Stede to the floor. He’s rolled over and punched in the gut for his effort. Stede attempts to open Izzy’s legs but the smaller omega is faster, more experienced in combat. Ed removes his shirt to pinch a small nipple, imagining it’s one of his mates doing it rather than himself. Izzy grabs a handful of golden curls and pulls. The man attached to the fair locks shrieks and swats at his arm, but he doesn’t let go. Izzy takes the opportunity to plunge his hand between his opponent’s legs and curl his fingers. Stede moans and grinds for a split second before wrenching the other omega’s hand from his hole; he can’t let himself fail so easily! He pins Izzy’s arm to the floor above his head and pushes against a nerve in his wrist. Sharp pain shoots through Izzy’s arm, causing him to hiss and let go of Stede’s hair with his other hand to grab it. Ed gropes the bulge in his trousers and moans. The smell of sweat from his omegas mixes with their respective scents and reaches his sensitive nose. Once more does Stede try to pry the hairy thighs under him apart, but once more he is thwarted. This time it’s by Izzy’s forehead coming into contact with his. He groans and reaches for his face. It’ll be bruised by tomorrow morning, he’s sure. Izzy flips the younger omega while he’s distracted and settles his small hips between his. He thrusts once and misses, then thrusts again and feels hot, wet flesh around his c*ck.

3/4 

Ed knows that Izzy’s won from his first mate’s hiss and Stede’s groan of defeat (and pleasure). He smirks and claps his hands slowly, “Congratulations, Iz. Stay put and you’ll get your reward.” 

“Yes, Captain,” Izzy beams with pride over Stede. He shivers at the alpha’s warm fingertips tracing his back before moving lower. 

Stede can hear more than see Ed untying his laces and pulling out his erect length. 

Ed throws down a pillow, gets on his knees, maneuvers Izzy’s legs wider, and forces his way into his body. 

“F*cking hell, slow the f*ck down,” Izzy chokes out. He should’ve expected his alpha to be brutal during a pre-rut, even with the gentler omega in the same room. 

“Quiet, omega. We all know you love this,” Ed pulls out and pushes back in. 

Izzy doesn’t disagree, but he does grind his teeth behind closed lips. There’s mercifully enough of his natural lubricant to ensure the sex isn’t painful. 

Stede isn’t getting enough friction inside or out to reach orgasm, so he pleads with his mates, “Move a mite quicker, please!” 

“Quicker? Fine by me,” Ed pants and pistons his hips into Izzy, who is shaken forward and back into a much happier Stede. 

“B*stards. F*ck! F*ck you both,” Izzy huffs. He doesn’t feel like he’s the one being rewarded anymore. Two sets of teeth latch onto opposite sides of his neck and he howls. 

It’s Ed who finishes first. He locks his knot into Izzy and fills him with liquid heat. 

Izzy follows close behind, clenching around Ed’s knot whilst simultaneously spurting his clear omega c*me into Stede. He weakly moans and rubs the younger man’s pulsing shaft.

3/4 Ed knows that Izzy’s won from his first mate’s hiss and Stede’s groan of defeat (and pleasure). He smirks and claps his hands slowly, “Congratulations, Iz. Stay put and you’ll get your reward.” “Yes, Captain,” Izzy beams with pride over Stede. He shivers at the alpha’s warm fingertips tracing his back before moving lower. Stede can hear more than see Ed untying his laces and pulling out his erect length. Ed throws down a pillow, gets on his knees, maneuvers Izzy’s legs wider, and forces his way into his body. “F*cking hell, slow the f*ck down,” Izzy chokes out. He should’ve expected his alpha to be brutal during a pre-rut, even with the gentler omega in the same room. “Quiet, omega. We all know you love this,” Ed pulls out and pushes back in. Izzy doesn’t disagree, but he does grind his teeth behind closed lips. There’s mercifully enough of his natural lubricant to ensure the sex isn’t painful. Stede isn’t getting enough friction inside or out to reach orgasm, so he pleads with his mates, “Move a mite quicker, please!” “Quicker? Fine by me,” Ed pants and pistons his hips into Izzy, who is shaken forward and back into a much happier Stede. “B*stards. F*ck! F*ck you both,” Izzy huffs. He doesn’t feel like he’s the one being rewarded anymore. Two sets of teeth latch onto opposite sides of his neck and he howls. It’s Ed who finishes first. He locks his knot into Izzy and fills him with liquid heat. Izzy follows close behind, clenching around Ed’s knot whilst simultaneously spurting his clear omega c*me into Stede. He weakly moans and rubs the younger man’s pulsing shaft.

4/4 

Stede’s soft hand is held in Ed’s rough one through his quaking orgasm. His own release spills over his belly and thigh through Izzy’s calloused fingers. 

Ed and Izzy lie down next to Stede. They’ll be unable to leave the floor until Ed’s knot deflates. 

“That was lovely,” Stede purrs. 

Ed agrees, “Yeah, it was. Loved seeing you two go at it. Dunno if I could live without seeing that again.” 

“I could live without being f*cked on the floor again,” Izzy mumbles between them. 

“Killjoy,” Stede quips back.

4/4 Stede’s soft hand is held in Ed’s rough one through his quaking orgasm. His own release spills over his belly and thigh through Izzy’s calloused fingers. Ed and Izzy lie down next to Stede. They’ll be unable to leave the floor until Ed’s knot deflates. “That was lovely,” Stede purrs. Ed agrees, “Yeah, it was. Loved seeing you two go at it. Dunno if I could live without seeing that again.” “I could live without being f*cked on the floor again,” Izzy mumbles between them. “Killjoy,” Stede quips back.

Day 3: Slick, Masturbation, & Biting

Ed watches his mates roleplay.

CW: Cis Omega!Stede, Cis Omega!Izzy, Cis Alpha!Ed, BDSM, Voyeurism, Striptease, Pantysniffing, Violent B!tching Roleplay, Masturbation, Nipple Play, Rough PIV Sex, Biting, Knotting

#nsfw #steddyhands #ofmdnsfw #OmegaStedeWeek

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Yeah about that #Steddyhands

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Stede and Ed send this to Izzy as an invitation to dinner.

#steddyhands #ofmd #Izzy

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The EdIzzy -> Gentlebeard -> Stizzy -> Steddyhands pipeline is a fast one.

#ofmd #gentlebeard #steddyhands #stizzy #edizzy

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I haven't really posted anything for Valentine's so let's pretend it's just a cute steddyhands art and not a late Valentine art, okay?
#ofmd #steddyhands

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'Yes. Unless the stories are untrue, of course. But I assumed you weren't ... born a vampire."
Teach raised his eyebrows, seeming genuinely taken aback by the question. But then his mind wandered to a place-
-and even a time-so far away from this kitchen in Mount
Pleasant—and his expression softened.
When he was ready to speak, he leaned back on his chair and crossed his legs. "Well.
You're right. I haven't always been a vampire.",
'Ed?'
There was a life before all of this."
Edward James Teach was born on a beach. That was like he liked to tell people, but the more precise answer was that he was born in a village by the sea.
His home island was in the Southern hemisphere of the world, untouched by the grasping hand of the Imperium-though, that year, there were sightings of ships that were bigger than what his community was used to. There were also whispers about light-skinned folks landing on the other side of the island, leading to uneasy questions.
The questions grew into a scream in the third decade of Teach's life when healthy young men began to disappear from the night.
The disappearance of just one person was enough to cause tension in the close-knit

An image of a Word document with the following text: L4, 15 6819110111. 112.1,13.1,14 'Yes. Unless the stories are untrue, of course. But I assumed you weren't ... born a vampire." Teach raised his eyebrows, seeming genuinely taken aback by the question. But then his mind wandered to a place- -and even a time-so far away from this kitchen in Mount Pleasant—and his expression softened. When he was ready to speak, he leaned back on his chair and crossed his legs. "Well. You're right. I haven't always been a vampire.", 'Ed?' There was a life before all of this." Edward James Teach was born on a beach. That was like he liked to tell people, but the more precise answer was that he was born in a village by the sea. His home island was in the Southern hemisphere of the world, untouched by the grasping hand of the Imperium-though, that year, there were sightings of ships that were bigger than what his community was used to. There were also whispers about light-skinned folks landing on the other side of the island, leading to uneasy questions. The questions grew into a scream in the third decade of Teach's life when healthy young men began to disappear from the night. The disappearance of just one person was enough to cause tension in the close-knit

Yes #Steddyhands #VampireAU is still happening. This chapter just needs lots of care

And yes this is vampire!Ed’s origin story

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Still sobbing, still shaking you lovingly but furiously, thank you so much ;3; ❤️
#steddyhands #edizzy

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Stede and Ed have Izzy between them, all kneeling on a rug on the floor. Stede is in his breeches and stockings, Ed is in just a loose shirt, and Izzy is naked, with a rope harness around his chest. Izzy's back is to Stede's front, with Ed facing Izzy and leaning in. Stede has one hand resting against Izzy's arm, leaning up to kiss his head, and Ed has a hand resting on Izzy's thigh. Izzy's eyes are closed and he looks relaxed. Stede's other hand is resting on Ed's shoulder. Ed and Stede are both wearing two wedding bands on their ring fingers, and Izzy has a chain around his neck with two rings. Stede has a rose tucked into his hair, Ed has lavender braided into his, and there are forget-me-nots tucked into the ropes tying Izzy. Behind them are lit candles on pedestals, with roses, and there are roses and rose petals on the floor around them.

Stede and Ed have Izzy between them, all kneeling on a rug on the floor. Stede is in his breeches and stockings, Ed is in just a loose shirt, and Izzy is naked, with a rope harness around his chest. Izzy's back is to Stede's front, with Ed facing Izzy and leaning in. Stede has one hand resting against Izzy's arm, leaning up to kiss his head, and Ed has a hand resting on Izzy's thigh. Izzy's eyes are closed and he looks relaxed. Stede's other hand is resting on Ed's shoulder. Ed and Stede are both wearing two wedding bands on their ring fingers, and Izzy has a chain around his neck with two rings. Stede has a rose tucked into his hair, Ed has lavender braided into his, and there are forget-me-nots tucked into the ropes tying Izzy. Behind them are lit candles on pedestals, with roses, and there are roses and rose petals on the floor around them.

Reposting old art for Valentines Day; my #steddyhands piece for the Tying the Knot matelotage zine, meant to be their wedding night 🥰

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAYYYY

#steddyhands #ofmd #ofmdfanart

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Common Ground - caladria - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

#taketwotuesday little bit of #Steddyhands I did as part of the charity auction for @ofmcommunity.bsky.social 2025. @catsarewitches.bsky.social asked for Izzy or Ed feeling like they'd ruined it and the others looking after them #ofmdfic : archiveofourown.org/works/78734581

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Stede and Ed are asleep in Stede's bed, with Stede on his back, one hand resting up by his head. Ed is on top of him, their faces pressed together. Both are asleep, mouths open snoring. In the gap between Stede's stomach and Ed's chest, the shadows are pitch black, and a pair of glowing white eyes glares out from the darkness. A faint x is visible beneath the right eye.

Stede and Ed are asleep in Stede's bed, with Stede on his back, one hand resting up by his head. Ed is on top of him, their faces pressed together. Both are asleep, mouths open snoring. In the gap between Stede's stomach and Ed's chest, the shadows are pitch black, and a pair of glowing white eyes glares out from the darkness. A faint x is visible beneath the right eye.

do Not disturb
#steddyhands

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an undersea picture with red and magenta light reflecting on the surface above. Shadowy tentacles are reaching up toward the light. 

Light Through the Water. 
A SteddyHands AU.

an undersea picture with red and magenta light reflecting on the surface above. Shadowy tentacles are reaching up toward the light. Light Through the Water. A SteddyHands AU.

#TakeTwoTuesday

Light Through the Water (E)
archiveofourown.org/works/52890331

Set in a world of fogs and curses, Ed is cursed to become a cryptid on occasion. Izzy has always helped Ed through those times and doesn't need Bonnet's help. And doesn't fuckin want it. #OFMD #Steddyhands

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Announcement:

I’m working on the final chapters of #Steddyhands #VampireAU. But after that, I will take indefinite break from fic writing to rest and rebuild my life lol

Don’t worry, not going anywhere! Just … going to be more of an audience than a creator

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A screenshot of a document with the following text:


After a minute standing half-awake in the bathroom, Bonnet walked back to his bed, but something made him stop. Yes, there was Dr Hands in his bed, sleeping like he had never before. But something was not fully right, and it prompted Bonnet to step out of his room.
He was walking down the hallway when he noticed the door to the balcony opening, followed by Teach walking in.
He seemed surprise to see Bonnet. "Oh. Hello. You're awake."
"Yes, haha. Where have you been?"
"I ... felt peckish. So, went out to look for snack, haha." Teach hurriedly wiped the corners of his mouth-as if that would prevent Bonnet from knowing what just happened. "So. Back to bed?"
"Actually ... I'm wide awake now. Think I'll head to the office and found something to read."

A screenshot of a document with the following text: After a minute standing half-awake in the bathroom, Bonnet walked back to his bed, but something made him stop. Yes, there was Dr Hands in his bed, sleeping like he had never before. But something was not fully right, and it prompted Bonnet to step out of his room. He was walking down the hallway when he noticed the door to the balcony opening, followed by Teach walking in. He seemed surprise to see Bonnet. "Oh. Hello. You're awake." "Yes, haha. Where have you been?" "I ... felt peckish. So, went out to look for snack, haha." Teach hurriedly wiped the corners of his mouth-as if that would prevent Bonnet from knowing what just happened. "So. Back to bed?" "Actually ... I'm wide awake now. Think I'll head to the office and found something to read."

#Steddyhands #VampireAU

When your boyfriend is a vampire

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Rhys Darby

Rhys Darby

Con O’Neill

Con O’Neill

Taika Waititi

Taika Waititi

“Well what’s the problem now with you two?”

“Well the other day I fell down the stairs …”

“Hm.”

“Crash onto my husband and now he’s unconscious.”

“We need your ha … I mean your help, Dr Teach. OK, I’m going back to being unconscious.”

#Steddyhands

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One of my fav one !!!
#OFMD #steddyhands

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A screenshot of a text on AO3: 

Even if he knew what he should say at the moment, Bonnet’s words were drowned by the sound of Teach moaning and calling Dr Hands’ name as he did all sorts of indecent things on his skin. Jealousy swam through Bonnet’s mind, but it intertwined with excitement—one that made his trousers feel like they were about to burst. So Bonnet changed his position. Once he was comfortable, he pulled down his pyjama and let his cock out: His erect, pinkish cock, which craved to be inside his lovers. 

 

For a while, Bonnet was content to watch and stroke himself. But once his lovers thoroughly let go of the remaining of their clothes, he could not hold it anymore—he moved to have his own taste of the vampire. He kissed, bit, and licked as he maintained eye contact with Dr Hands, working hard to please Teach—the beauty that had brought them together.

A screenshot of a text on AO3: Even if he knew what he should say at the moment, Bonnet’s words were drowned by the sound of Teach moaning and calling Dr Hands’ name as he did all sorts of indecent things on his skin. Jealousy swam through Bonnet’s mind, but it intertwined with excitement—one that made his trousers feel like they were about to burst. So Bonnet changed his position. Once he was comfortable, he pulled down his pyjama and let his cock out: His erect, pinkish cock, which craved to be inside his lovers. For a while, Bonnet was content to watch and stroke himself. But once his lovers thoroughly let go of the remaining of their clothes, he could not hold it anymore—he moved to have his own taste of the vampire. He kissed, bit, and licked as he maintained eye contact with Dr Hands, working hard to please Teach—the beauty that had brought them together.

And yes, as the chapter title suggests, this is where the Hands are Steddied, folks.

Check out glimpses of this #Steddyhands smut:

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A screenshot of a text on AO3 of the following:

“Stay away from him.”

 

“Ah. No, mate. We just got started.”

 

“Whatever you are about to do …” Dr Hands took a step. “You will never finish it.”

 

For a moment, Teach did nothing but scan the doctor from top to toe. Then, as if he had made up his mind, his mood immediately changed: the vampire had his fangs and claws out—and leapt towards Dr Hands.

 

Without much of a thought, Dr Hands threw the lantern he carried towards the vampire, expecting it to burst into flame. But this time, he missed the mark; the lantern just dropped helplessly to the ground. The flame did not burst, but it gave Dr Hands the chance to duck and rushed to Bonnet’s side. 

 

“Izzy …”

 

“Behind me, Bonnet!”

A screenshot of a text on AO3 of the following: “Stay away from him.” “Ah. No, mate. We just got started.” “Whatever you are about to do …” Dr Hands took a step. “You will never finish it.” For a moment, Teach did nothing but scan the doctor from top to toe. Then, as if he had made up his mind, his mood immediately changed: the vampire had his fangs and claws out—and leapt towards Dr Hands. Without much of a thought, Dr Hands threw the lantern he carried towards the vampire, expecting it to burst into flame. But this time, he missed the mark; the lantern just dropped helplessly to the ground. The flame did not burst, but it gave Dr Hands the chance to duck and rushed to Bonnet’s side. “Izzy …” “Behind me, Bonnet!”

🌹 NEW CHAPTER ALERT 🌹

In his attempt to save Bonnet, Dr Hands faced the creature on his own.

What happened next would change their lives forever.

#Steddyhands #VampireAU

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Darkness He Longs For - Chapter 1 - AyashiTetsuko132 - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Is this a right time for shameless self-promotion? 👀 #Steddyhands #VampireAU

archiveofourown.org/works/62142628

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Hello #OFMD fic writers. Thinking of starting a new fic? I’ll read it. Have a three-year-old fic you’ve never finished and assume nobody cares at this point? Trust me, I am dying for the finale. I’m still here for every coffee/florist/tattoo/book store, fake boyfriend, #steddyhands, you name it. ❤️🏴‍☠️

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Time To Decompress - Dracothelizard - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org/works/76551001

Stede and Izzy need a quiet evening, Ed does not, they talk about it, that's it that's the fic #steddyhands

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Izzy Ed and Stede having a jolly old time on a red sofa. They all have animal ears and tails - izzy and stede are dogs and ed is a panther

Izzy Ed and Stede having a jolly old time on a red sofa. They all have animal ears and tails - izzy and stede are dogs and ed is a panther

My Canyon Christmas art for @vampiratecore.bsky.social using the kemonomimi prompt
I wanted to post this on the 25th, and technically depending on where you live it still might be sooo
I hope you like it !!
#ofmd #steddyhands #canyonchristmas

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digital drawing of edward, izzy and stede from our flag means death from the knees up. they're all wearing silly holiday jumpers, ed is a hannukah jumper, izzy and stede's are christmas. they're all holding different themed drinks - ed has a christmas-y monster shake, izzy a coffee with cinammon and rum, stede has something buried under whipped cream.

digital drawing of edward, izzy and stede from our flag means death from the knees up. they're all wearing silly holiday jumpers, ed is a hannukah jumper, izzy and stede's are christmas. they're all holding different themed drinks - ed has a christmas-y monster shake, izzy a coffee with cinammon and rum, stede has something buried under whipped cream.

c0mmission!! happy #steddyhands holidays lads (gn)!

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #steddyhands #izzyhands #stedebonnet #edwardteach

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