No. Putin has just had enough with #Trump mishandling Russian interests. Worst. Russian asset. Ever.

I liked it better when people asking AI how to treat an anal fissure paid for my work tokens.

This tracks. Guy Fieri looks like an incel dickbag.

and then film the prison shower scene.

there's no intelligent life here.

#Trump is literally that asshole who posts in ALL CAPS and uses 5 exclamation points.

#Trump is creating commemorative coins with his image on them and a giant douchey arch with his name on it, having a UFC fight on the White House lawn, and putting his image on national park passes... to celebrate the #250th anniversary of the U.S.? The needy bitch acts like it's his Quinceañera.

In 1 Samuel 18:25–27, King Saul demanded 100 Philistine foreskins as a bride price for his daughter. David instead delivered 200 foreskins.

The moral of the story is oh fuck I don’t know. Foreskins?

There goes that "speaking in tongues" bitch masturbating on the corner of the desk again. Fucking hell.

CONFIRMED.

Not sure what you mean. My doctor always has a glowing orb of healing ectoplasm.

What do you think the "P" in #CPAC stands for?

The solution is for the son to agree to go if his father also goes to conversion therapy. Gay conversion therapy. His father should be forced to be gay.

I had to stand still for 16 hours to model for that shot.

Eric Swalwell resigned before Congress held an expulsion vote over sexual abuse accusations because only the President is allowed to do that. Fucking hypocrites.

The #POTUS is having #UFC fights on the White House lawn, arguing with #Iran using #LEGO figures, and calling the #Pope "bad on crime". Hey #Idiocracy your sequel script is ready.

The #POTUS is having #UFC fights on the White House lawn, arguing with #Iran using #LEGO figures, and calling the #Pope "bad on crime". Hey #Idiocracy your sequel script is ready.

The #POTUS is having #UFC fights on the White House lawn, arguing with #Iran using #LEGO figures, and calling the #Pope "bad on crime". Hey #Idiocracy your sequel script is ready.

#Vance killed the #Pope, got kicked out of #Greenland, lost an #Iran ceasefire deal, and ensured a loss for #Orban in #Hungary. What a fucking loser. Just like Tiny Hands McFartsaLot. #MAGA

They're also one of the five types of idiot.

Only a boomer retard like #Trump signs their social media posts like a Victorian love letter.

Forever yours,
The King of Kings, Jesus H. Christ

Look who's talking. Still not sure why torture and murder trump just forgiving these dipshits. #HappyEaster

Today, over 2,000 years ago, Dad had me tortured and killed as payment for your sins when he could have just forgiven you like a normal person. Not bitter or confused at all. Makes perfect sense. #FuckEaster

It was. But humans fuck up more often so it’s better entertainment.

Whoever isn’t the asshole.

Never believe a #GOP politician who claims to be anti-war. They always start wars. It's the tiny dick and the closeted homosexuality.

Half of the American electorate are fucking morons. I'll leave it to you to decide which half.

#MAGA dipshits who whined about #Benghazi need to shut the fuck up about #Iran and #Russia

Melania and the Robot

Now we know why #Melania #Trump talks like a special needs android.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/u...

#ChuckNorris may have been a famous action star but he was also a #MAGA dick hole that pushed a hateful agenda in my name. So he can #EatMyWafer.