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#ChuckNorris may have been a famous action star but he was also a #MAGA dick hole that pushed a hateful agenda in my name. So he can #EatMyWafer.

#ChuckNorris may have been a famous action star but he was also a #MAGA dick hole that pushed a hateful agenda in my name. So he can #EatMyWafer.

In 10 days #Trump was able to replace #Khamenei with a younger Khamenei, raise oil prices, and lift #Russian oil sanctions. #Putin must have some juicy kompromat on this flabby skin-lesioned asshole #POTUS. #EatMyWafer

The party of #MAGA lost their shit over #woke beer and now they want to take away #Dunkin? What #beta #pussies. #EatMyWafer

#ElonMusk is so full of shit that if you gave him an enema he could be buried in a match box. #EatMyWafer

OK I get it now. The "Following" feed is the stuff I care about, and the "Discover" feed is #Russian propagandists and #MAGA idiots having a circle jerk. #EatMyWafer

#Trump is "locked and loaded" to attack #Iran if they kill protesters, but #Russia can shoot missiles at #Ukranian women and children. What a self-serving dick bag. #EatMyWafer

Yes, #God is real and he's a man. With a long beard. And a dick and balls. And shredded abs. And he's hot. #EatMyWafer

Remember that Christ loves you... mainly because I know nothing about you. You're probably a dickbag. #EatMyWafer

Hey #MAGA dipshits how is that #Trump Mobile phone working out? Maybe you'll actually get your phone after Don Jr. finishes "powdering" his nose. With cocaine. He's snorting cocaine. #EatMyWafer

When #MAGA men talk about repealing the 19th Amendment it reminds me that the easiest way to turn a couch into a deluxe sleeper is to tell your wife to calm down. So taking their right to vote should work out well. #EatMyWafer

Blaming dems didn’t work so now that the election is over the #GOP is keen to kill the filibuster so they can force the government back open. Not to feed kids and families. Not to restore critical services. To stop their political bleeding out. This is craven bullshit. #EatMyWafer

We’ve had plenty of Muslim politicians in our history and yet we don’t have sharia law and they haven’t blown up buildings. You’re choosing to believe racist bullshit because you’re a racist or a petrified moron. No eternal kingdom for you. #EatMyWafer

I’m starting to regret creating so many dumb people just to spice things up. #EatMyWafer

Hey I can heal the sick but I'm only one guy. This is really getting out of hand. I'm about to "lay hands" on some MAGA douche holes. #EatMyWafer

Kai Trump uses White House as backdrop to promote new clothing line President’s eldest grandchild becomes latest member of the family to launch lucrative business venture – and invite conflict of interest concerns

Teaching your children that self esteem comes from fame and fortune is child abuse. Then again so is having your only son crucified instead of just forgiving humanity. #Trump #EatMyWafer
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Hey Dad/me, some ass clown teenager erased all the "not"s in the library bibles. #EatMyWafer

#RFKJR claims that "studies" show autism rates are 2x higher in boys who are circumcised "maybe" because the baby is given Tylenol. That "logic" could also be used to claim that it causes brown hair. What a pube wrangler. #eatmywafer

Damn right the #pope is woke. So is dad. So stop being racist xenophobes. #eatmywafer

There's no hate like Christian love. #eatmywafer

FACT: #Trump wants the military to focus on fitness insisting that leaders lose weight.

ALSO FACT: #Trump is so fat that he broke the escalator at the U.N.

#quantico #eatmywafer

If your neighbor disagrees with your politics, they are not your enemy. They are not evil. My children, those who behave like that spoiled rich orange dickbag will not inherit my Kingdom. #eatmywafer

The #CharlieKirk memorial service was lit in blood red lights, had pyrotechnics, #PeeWeeGerman rally hate speech, and the Presidential seal on a podium. Seems more like a fascist political appropriation than honoring his memory. Assholes will not share in my Kingdom. #eatmywafer

Early childhood trauma has turned many of my sheep into complete beta fucktards that foment hate and division in my name. To them I say, "Repent! Get a therapist and learn to compromise or you shall forever be a dickless turd merchant." #eatmywafer