The number of Republicans crashing out about getting nakedly gerrymandered is, unironically, a sign that we need to do more of it. You guys are correct! This shit sucks! Welcome to the party, pals! We can all stop doing it any time you like!
If this isn’t a Black and Yellow team called The Mockingbirds after Jerrie Mock, then what are we even doing? #Crew96 #NWSLtoCBUS
The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.
"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"
yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up
Every neighborhood needs a dilapidated stadium surrounded by two stories of shipping containers like some sort of survivor fortress from a zombie flick.
Morgan and Alex hate poor people.
Columbus is a soccer city, through and through ⚽💛🖤
Time for some union bargaining!
Litter that starts on our streets can end up in our waterways, making its way all the way from Columbus to the ocean via the Scioto River, the Ohio River, the Mississippi River, and the Gulf of Mexico.
(The only time the Columbus Crew organization mentions or allows the mentioning of #SaveTheCrew is when they’re trying to profit off of it.)
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Southwest Area Commissioner Liz Reed says an amendment will be added to the NWSL vote tonight:
- New committee to "look for a new park within certain timelines"
- $3 million bribe to the Parks & Rec Foundation from Haslam
Embarrassing stuff.
After spending years working with neighbors and promising improvements to benefit disabled residents, elected officials are prepared to give away a 28-acre park in the poorest corner of the city for the use of billionaire investors writes Rachel Wenning.
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What do you do, Cody?
If the Caps move, Vancouver can have this team. #Crew96
We live in a country where the two most dynamic, charismatic, eloquent politicians of this century have the first names Barack and Zohran. This is what bothers the white supremacists so much.
Very wise of her to respect my closeness.
Team doctor, Brianna Mmkay, is not impressed by your described symptoms and thinks you should tough it out, wuss.
I really hate this guy or gal, on your behalf.
I see you are also a gentleman of distinguished tastes and thus went home instead of staying to watch this dumpster fire in person.
That’s a tactical sub not a fitness sub.
Yea, nobody is innocent in the current situation.
Sideline reporter on Apple just said a #Crew96 rep said they’re concerned it’s Wessam’s ACL 🥲
Why? Genuinely curious what makes you feel that way about him.
And that the other DP isn’t good enough to even be subbed in for him.
The two gems of Issa Tall’s tenure are complete bust.
We need a DP to replace Gazdag. Issa Tall should not be the one to do it.
We should never have rostered this dude. He’s just a needlessly risky signing given his injury history, which I will remind you includes a mid-game heart attack. #Crew96
Wessam blew his knee 🙃
How many times are they gonna invite these Love Is Blind freaks to be special guests? It’s so weird that it’s happened more than once. #Crew96
#Crew96 down 1-0 already to a team that’s lost their last three away games by a combined 16-0.
