The right is melting down over a fake Fox story that the Biden Administration is going to limit alcohol to two beers a week. Wait till I tell them it’s gotta be just two Bud Lights.
It must be painful to be this stupid.
“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife.
She said, “Wear your own then.” :)
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I already was having a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary.
It just goes from bad to worse.
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15 C, and everyone said he was crazy.
It turned out he was 0K.
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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That's just how I roll.
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Thanks for explaining the word 'Plethora' to me.
It means a lot.
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