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Posts by Derek Dukes
$2 Lone Stars at the Ritz, Flametrick Subs and Satan’s Cheerleaders at the Black Cat 🥺
Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"
At some point it swings back around and becomes insulting again. Like you know they’re just asking sarcastically.
You’re out of line but you’re right. But DS9 laps the competition once Sisko shaves his head.
Is this the new “honey badger don’t care”?
FBI agent Denise played by David Duchovny and Dale Cooper, played by Kyle Maclachlan, Twin Peaks 1990
David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.
The only person capable of filming MGS is Hideo Kojima himself.
Rewatching Voyager, and I've just reached Tuvix. Send thoughts and prayers.
The Steam page for "I Am Jesus Christ", just in time for Easter!
FINALLY I Am Jesus Christ is out on Steam. If I were independently wealthy, I would mod this game into an alternate start mod for Skyrim.
Crucifixion -> Hey you're finally awake...
I'm very surprised the government's argument in the birthright citizenship case is longer than 14 words.
Brent Spiner and Jonathan Frakes on the set of TNG, lounging in partial costume; Brent has white makeup on his face and hands; both are laying down and leaning up on their elbows and smiling for the camera; Brent holds a cigarette
friendly reminder that Osama Bin Laden had this image saved on his hard drive
USPS totally lost the 32GB of RAM that I ordered off eBay. Probably stolen because it's 2026 and life is a waking nightmare.
New project idea: GSDB (Get Shit Done Badly). It's a fork of GSD, but some agents are given bad instructions, or are told to botch their code and mangle their commits. You'll still eventually get a working product - GSDB will do a round of layoffs to clean house (hopefully the bad agents). #claudeAI
Morbius is on Tubi now - everybody go stream it nonstop to fuck with Sony.
It's a little early to have such a clear frontrunner for "Song of the Summer," but maybe this will heal us. #afroman #randywalters #sonofabitch
I’m all out of Claude points so I’m slumming it with Gemini 🤢
Photo of my TV on Tubi, showing a “You Might Also Like” header over the movie MILF. MILF, in the common tongue, means “mother is like t
I mean, yeah, Tubi. It’s right there in the name. #FilmSky
A judge ruled against the government‘s anti-vaccine policy, a major setback to RFK Jr’s Leave No Child Left Alive initiative.
The "Glassy" voice for Claude sounds a lot like Rachel Weisz's character in The Mummy and I don't know what to do about it but I feel weird
Cool World
A screenshot of a mobile email inbox in dark mode showing five messages: Atlassian promoting Rovo AI tips (2:27 PM), Figma with an AI workplace survey (1:01 PM), Bitbucket advertising Bitbucket Premium with AI features (12:13 PM), Udemy Business encouraging March skill-building (9:33 AM), and Gemini sending notes titled “Shell Design” dated March 10, 2026 (7:08 AM), with a partial Confluence email at the bottom (1:33 AM). Unread emails appear in bold. A document attachment labeled “Shell Design” is visible beneath the Gemini email.
How is AI impacting my work? Well for starters I get a lot of fuckin emails about AI.
Bell Riots should happen any day now
Nude. Tayne.
Doctor Leah Susan Brahms was a female Human scientist of the 24th century United Federation of Planets. Considered a leader in warp field theory and its applications, she made major contributions to the development of the Galaxy-class' warp drive system. She became a professor at the Daystrom Institute.
The only race this year that really matters
Happy Meal box
Happy meal box covered in toys named by AI
KURTIS THE DIVINE
I can’t be the only one who see he’s doing his finest vintage Roman goodbye here
Excuse me McDonalds but what the actual fuck is KURTIS THE DIVINE and why is he in my happy meal????
The Warriors (1979) and if you’ve never seen it don’t even think about watching the director’s cut baaaaarf
#NowWatching the gorgeous Arrow 4K of The Warriors. One of the best looking 4K discs I’ve ever seen. #FilmSky