OMFG

This hits all of my erogenous zones.

Another U2 album

Poop bag station and sign, destroyed by tweakers and now filled with porn-adjacent literature

One of the poop bag stations we made for our neighborhood has been fucked up and is now being used as some sort of Vegas Fetish/Thrills Little Free Library.

Just as I designed it.

Back in 2021 I proposed doing the same, but to Breitbart.

Gotta admit. That’s pretty good typesetting.

Read this thread for the thrilling plot twist about the “computer” that blends images of real women.

Spoiler Alert: The computer’s name is John.

Mom: Dinner!

Me: (takes bite) What the fuck is this shit?

Mom: I didn’t have time to make the gravy. It’s Prego. Just eat.

Me: Just eat my ass. I ain’t eatin’ this.

Mom: (crying, snatches Prego/StoryCorps device, throws it in the trash) HAPPY NOW FUCKING BABY?!? I just wanted to make memories…

Poop bag station and sign, destroyed by tweakers and now filled with porn-adjacent literature

One of the poop bag stations we made for our neighborhood has been fucked up and is now being used as some sort of Vegas Fetish/Thrills Little Free Library.

Just as I designed it.

#OTD 1943 – Albert Hofmann deliberately doses himself with LSD for the first time, three days after having discovered its effects on April 16, an event commonly known and celebrated as #BicycleDay.

This shit writes itself.

Do Muppets Dream of Electric Sheep?

The Muppet Chronicles

The Muppet Masters

My top 5 Muppet Literary Classics wish list:

1. The Muppets Karamazov
2. A Confederacy of Muppets
3. Of Mice and Muppets
4. Tess of the D’Muppetvilles
5. One Hundred Years of Muppetude

More ads and logos for defunct corporations

Ad for Xerox: Xerox announces a15-year headstart in Artificial Intelligence.

I THOUGHT I WAS TOO SMALL FOR DREXEL BURNAM / Full page advert featuring Kareem Abdul Jabbar

Dean Witter advert

I’m at a 1984 themed cocktail party and someone stocked it with vintage print copies of The Wall Street Journal. Oh, the logos and the adverts of my youth.

Wally Wood Mad #4 "Superduperman" Title page Original Black and White Art (EC, 1953)

#SupermanDay

Paperback cover of Eugene O’Neil’s Long Day’s Journey Into Night.

I see my MAGA brother once every few years. Of course we almost came to blows tonight, arguing over some deep-seated, long-simmering family resentments.

This is the way.

Whaddya Bench?

Great news!

And yet you continue to vote for his nominees and his weapons sales to Israel.

Resign.

Columnated Ruins Domino

Little Richard

Pooping Back and Forth Forever, the business empire

Witness this spread

Jean Paul Belmondo wearing shades with a figgy hanging from his lips. Dialogue from Breathless reads: I'm sick of it all. I'm tired. I want to sleep.

Jeezuz it’s only Thursday.
This week feels like a month of Mondays.

Hey Hey We’re The Monkgeese!

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas blasts progressivism as threat to America He said that the values enshrined in the 1776 Declaration of Independence have “fallen out of favor” among Americans.

SMDH, on the very day when Justice Sotamayor apologized for taking Justice Beer Pong to the woodshed, Justice Long Dong Silver decides to talk out of his ass like a fucking moron. I’ll take my apology now please.

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S-tier sitcom person

Just plain wholesome shit.

Allbirds, the San Francisco shoe brand that made 'Salesforce Ones,' pivots to AI Allbirds originally provided practical, if maligned, footwear for everyday life.

Definitely not a bubble tho.

www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...