I can’t speak highly enough about your post.

Fair point but it certainly looks a great set up.

That is some set up.

My hen lottery met with a bit of resistance. Not surprising really as I had expected to raffle a few feathers. #LunchPun #Pun

Coppice a feel?.

What is the difference between an onion and a recorder?.
No one cries when you chop up a recorder.

I’ve got 2 flies in my kitchen, 1 is a Native American fly, the other is a cowboy fly. You can tell which is which, the cowboy is at home on the range. #LunchPun

You’re most welcome, a compliment from a person such as yourself is praise indeed.

That Wildebeest is of the, usually lost, genus The Fukawi, he’s standing on the shoulders of the others bellowing We’re The Fukawi!.

@axolotl74.bsky.social A pair of culverts into Wallsend Burn which feeds into the River Tyne. #ratemyculvert

I bought a number of shares in my mate’s apple fermentation business and enjoyed a financial windfall. Now I’ve been accused of incider trading. #LunchPun

I was showing an American tourist around the north of the U.K.
I asked him if he’d like to see where Dick Turpin was from.
He said “sure would”.
I said no, that was Robin Hood. #LunchPun #Pun

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I once found myself naked after a drunken night out. So I had to steal a piece of material to cover my genitals. It was a purloin cloth.
#LunchPun

🎶It’s a kind of magic…🎶.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman, who mixes up jokes and idioms, offers it water, but can’t make it drink.

I had my first cataract done several years ago via a consultant at The Nuffield in Jesmond. The operation itself was done in the RVI.

My Russian mate has set up a business selling lichen and grass covered models of cattle.
Moss Cow?.
No, in St Petersburg. #LunchPun #Pun

A pot of frilled Tulips in a pot.

Happy Birthday Willow.

Is he bringing Epstein back to life there?.

A black can of Murphy’s Irish stout.

Nice post. Like the Murphy’s, I’m not bitter.

The Six Million Dollar Man. I hope you’re soon on the mend.

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I agree, I need to call in again soon.

Riggies, I’ve had their ice cream since I was a kid.

I was in the supermarket and asked for helicopter flavoured yogurt.
I was disappointed as they only had plain. #LunchPun #Pun

I recognise Harry Hotspur just across the road from The Dirty Bottles.

If you see this drop a hero with a sword.

Pink frilled Tulips in a pot.

Frilly Tulips in a pot on our patio.

😋