A fluffy orange and white cat lounging on a window sill, staring at the camera from three rooms away. His name is Edward and he is a very dumb boy.

The successful launch of Artemis II is important for a number of reasons, but it's perhaps most noteworthy for reminding us that we can just fucking leave.

For those of you that can, imagine the smoky aftertaste of a bite of barbecue ribs on a warm summer's day.

That's what I just tasted after taking a sip of a newly-opened Cherry Coke. I think I might be dying.

Hey, uh, I have this friend that's going through a rough time right now. Without going into too much detail, does anyone know if there's a support group for people who opened the wrong side of the garlic powder lid right before pouring?

I had a best friend of about fifteen years blindside me with a MAGA hat back in 2019. We talked for hours about our stances. He said that left-leaning politics were a "slippery slope," and ultimately admitted to voting red because he thought it was funny. Haven't spoken to him since.

Dabi from My Hero Academia with white-grey hair. hes got a sheer top on exposing his torso and white pants, also wearing a collar. hes standing in front of a blue to black gradientvoid background cuz im too lazy to draw one.

It's technically Dabi's birthday in Japan! Happy birthday my crispy crispy husband.

#MHA #BNHA #SereneLilyArt #Fanart

I'll Extreme Thumb-Wrestle™ you for the inbound GPU. Why would you wager your newly purchased and very expensive part over a silly game, you might ask? Because you don't know what Extreme Thumb-Wrestling™ is, and there's only one way to find out.

Just remembered where a song was from out of the blue that's been stuck in my head for the past two months and this might be the most joy I've ever felt in my life.

Guess what's inside first, then watch.

Happy holidays, folks.

maybe i am going insane

I can't explain why exactly, but if someone ever asked me how my brain worked, I'd point them to this thread.

“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“

Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea

Sometimes late at night, when I'm feeling really adventurous, I'll put the cheese slice on the bread upside down.

Edward and Alphonse Elric (the suited alphonse, not human) stand back to back in front of Truth and The Door. A pocket watch looms over them with the engraving ' Don't Forget 3. Oct. 11 ', and the chain from the watch wraps around them both. Truth lurks behind and between them with a menacing smile against the black void of the slightly open doors. Red Lily's border the corners of the picture, while Black and White ones fill the space behind. Happy FMA Day!

The laws of equivalent exchange exist for a reason. What would you give in exchange? 🐶👩🏻 #FMADay #FMA #FullMetalAlchemist #Nina:) #SereneLilyArt

Were you not CCed in?

There is a cricket in the empty basement that my landlord uses for storage, directly under my bedroom.

As an RE player, I both empathize with and take much delight in your plight.

If possible, consider supporting? Solid man, solid cause.

They're color-blind.

Wait a goddamn minute. How did the dogs in Homeward Bound 2 know what to call the Blood-red Van?

Two words.

Funky Kong.

Named like an enemy, but shaped like a friend.

There's always something. My Bunger's left googly eye just doesn't google.

Recorders are either someone's gateway into the wonderful world of making music, or a brick wall.

A black cat with green eyes laying casually atop a fridge.

A black cat with green eyes, screaming (yawning) at a Donald Duck (Dolan) plush.

Get you a girl that can do both.

An Aussie Shepard mix (I think) looking up at the camera gleefully as the photographer scratches the side of his face. His name is Sherlock and he was a very good boy.

An Aussie Shepard mix (I think) named Sherlock laying on kitchen tile. He looks like he just told a terrible joke and is very pleased with himself.

The family dog, Sherlock, had to be put to sleep today. He was spoiled beyond comprehension, a destroyer of anything that squeaked, and indisputably a very good boy.