You’ve inspired me to go to the store, and buy a selection of emotional support pastries!

All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.

Respect!
😆

He’s perfect!!

i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions.

The stories would be legendary!

Have you watered the plants? I did that today. And made a casserole.

Oh yeah…this was, like, 2008-2009, so my liver is all good. The only reason I didn’t do it—this was about 3:00 am, mind you—was that I couldn’t remember how to walk to get to my purse.

It did the trick though…started feeling better!

We’ve all been there. One time I was mixing Tylenol Cold meds & NyQuil, and nearly bought the entire Sounds of the 70s CD set, after watching an infomercial with Wayne Newton.

I love this!!

simple cartoon of a classic white sheet ghost, smiling revealing a missing lower tooth in the middle of their smile. next to the ghost is a little smiling tooth-shaped ghost

here's a ghost who lost a tooth and the ghost of that tooth

neon sign of a shrimp playing saxophone and has santa hat on

i have found the perfect neon sign

I always go with a chunky dunk!

Important Shark Business!!

There are no rules from Dec. 26 to January 6th. Whatever foods or beverages are a-ok!!

Those are some beautiful Cats! My Cat & Dog are both gone now, so please give them skritches and kitty kisses from me!

Annual reminder:

Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.

Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.

The last whole office Teams meeting we had, I was asking my friend about her Cat, Steve. She said he was a little nervous, so we took turns quietly calling, Steve…Steeeve…and eventually he jumped on her desk and mooned us all. It was fabulous!

That’s how I heard it!

I’m not there and I want to watch the Chaos Kitty!

the correct way to pronounce "pantomime" is "panto" because the mime is silent

Happy Whamageddon Season to all who celebrate!

May the odds be ever in your favor!

#Whamageddon #Whamageddon2024 #Whamhalla

@bruceshark.bsky.social Apparently, you’re a Tree Topper!

It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes

Move aside, caffeine…this is a job for crack!

What dog?