To destroy or not to destroy my hand...

If the food that we eat was religious, would they consider our throat the limbo, our stomach paradise/heaven and our intestines hell?

My kid is already a shipper at her three years.

First world problems

How I like to decorate my kid's room VS. How her father likes to decorate it

Macroblank - 死のダンス YouTube video by Macroblank

Don't judge an album by its cover:
youtu.be/pIORlLPYOQY?...

Lil drawing done before a workshop
#doodle #drawing #anxious

Top left: DISMALIA digital art commissioned by Marlutte / @dismalia.bsky.social Lower left: DISMALIA inks commissioned by Marlutte / @dismalia.bsky.social Top right: 'Seeking the Secret Flame' cover art commissioned by @gubdm.bsky.social Lower right: character art commissioned by @stingraider.bsky.social

Hey #PortfolioDay ! 🎨🐰

I am godofallthings, a gothic horror
illustrator from the UK 🎃🦇

I work in illustration + animation
I design characters + creatures
I create traditional + digital art

Currently looking for more projects!
You can commission me via KoFi ☕️
Contact: Discord @ godofallthings_

I hate having a cold

garfield the cat is saying sorry not really . ALT: garfield the cat is saying sorry not really .

Barefoot children at McDonald's, in the street, in tree pits covered in urine and feces... finally my daughter decides to take off her shoes in a cafe and that's when I curse all these parents who pretend to be modern but really just spoil their children to avoid much needed meltdowns...

Me after listen an almost 45 minute video about Jeffrey Epstein.
I knew about the files, but, hell...

Portrait of how my nights are being
(Guess the original art)
#motherhood #portrait #drawing #doodle #humor #artchallenge

My kid likes to grind her teeth in a way that sounds exactly like a Geiger counter.

#easter #pancakes

My melody from sanrio being cute

Pim from Smiling friends being cute

I was dressing up my kid when I look at this My melody t-shirt and thought
"Same vibes..."

IMO I think it's the best thing to teach to a 3.5 year old

My kid's father is pissed at me because I'm teaching her to use the Socratic Method

If I cut my kid's hair as short as this kid's one I'd be crying the whole bloody time because they would look so alike

Krtek mania ♥️
#krtek

a monkey is taking a bath in a blue bowl of water . ALT: a monkey is taking a bath in a blue bowl of water .

My kid everytime I accidentally shower her with cold water (shitty thermostat).

My kid drew something quite familiar
Can you guess what is it?

A cosy lodge full of wall-mounted, assorted demon hunting trophies displayed proudly by the Rokyu guild alongside their weaponry. Stacks of skulls decorate the floors around wooden benches, with a tall mutant cacti down the aisle up to an eye-catching large and rare yet well preserved demonic moth.

The Rokyu Hunters' Lodge.

Let's pretend these art posts were still daily while I healed 🤫 give 'em some love if u r capable of such a thing !

Nothing like starting the week doodling #kaiju s for my kid
#mothra #gamera #kingghidorah #doodle

The hipocrisy

My Moroccan student brought me home made pastries and they're soooo good 🤤
These are the little things that keep me going at work...

Светлое прошлое YouTube video by Пустая Электричка - Topic

youtu.be/UdZNpkzMpSA?...
Videogame music vibes ♥️✨

I despise most of them because they're a bunch of brainrot insensitive brats and are unable to stay quiet for 15 minutes